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Twilight rejoined with Discord and Satwn Twist.
Discord: Ahh.. About time آپ ladies returned.
Twi: Just me actually..
Discord: Still better then him then Saten. All he seems to be is off putting and angry.
Saten: *face gets even redder then already is, out of anger* Offputting!? ANGRY!?
Discord: *pats him* Thaats just the tip of the old ice burg there.
Twi: *chuckles* آپ have 'no' idea.


CUTAWAY:
Master Sword: Alright. Saten. Your my only other choice for assitent soccer coach.
Saten: No problem.. I love little kids.. *to the filly soccor team* Alright. Do your best okay. Your all winners here. Despite what the score board says.. *five سیکنڈ later he gets angry at them for messing up somehow, and calls them back in* What is wrong with you!.. Okay new strategy.. Lose this game and I will murder you!. Every single one of you. Multiple stab wounds. And break!. *they go back to playing*
Sword: Dude. I don't think it's the best idea for آپ to be threatening the fillies.
Saten: Sticks and stones man. Words will never hurt... SCOOTALOO! If they score on you! I swear I'm gonna rip آپ in half with a chainsaw!
Sword: *nervous laugh* H. He's joking Scoot's.
Sword: Dude. I thought آپ کہا آپ were gonna control your rage.
Saten: *anxiously pacing* Iam in complete control... BUTTONMASH! If آپ don't score this time! I will stuff thirty pounds of raw meat! UP YOUR ARM!
Sword: Is that even possible!?
*later when the other team scores*
Saten: *angrily throws larn chair* DEFENCE! آپ HEARD OF DEFENCE!!
Sword: آپ need to calm down. Your going crazy on me.
Saten: *enraged* I'm crazy because I REFUSE TO LOSE!?
Sword: I-
Saten: *throws something* GOD DAMN IT MAN!. My feet are strapped to the bicycle on this one! I will do anything it takes TO WIN!.. Even it means lying!.. *prepares to مککا, عجیب الخلقت one of the fillies* یا PHYSICALLY HURTING SOMEONE!!
Sword: *pulling him back* That's it.. No مزید coffee for you.
END CUTAWAY:


Discord: Well. Anyway.. No luck finding your درخت then?
Twi: We ran into some trouble. And my دوستوں decided it would be best if I returned to Ponyville while they continue the search. Equestria will need me if Princess Celestia and Princess Luna don't return.
Discord: I'm just surprised that آپ agreed to their plan. I never thought you'd be the kind of ٹٹو who would think she was better than everypony else.
Twi: I don't think I'm better then everypon-
Saten: Every'body
Twi; Oh. Shut. Up.
Discord: Oh, well, how silly of me to assume that آپ would think that. All آپ did was choose to keep your precious princess self out of harm's way while your دوستوں thrust themselves right into it. I'm sure you'll all be the best of pals again when they return from their terrifying yet deeply bonding experience that they're having without you. [chuckles].
Twi: Damn آپ discord! *runs back in*
Spike: Oh come on. It's discord. He's just trying to get under your skin.
Twi: Well.. It's working.


Saten: Wait., *flies after her* What if she gets lost..


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Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* آپ sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are آپ talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the سب, سب سے اوپر of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking آگے to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do آپ want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: آپ have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, سے طرف کی having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help آپ with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican ٹٹو 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican ٹٹو 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, آپ have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed سے طرف کی the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...
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Jeff was soon sitting اگلے to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying آپ were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the دن February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did آپ think of Gordon's actions when he told آپ to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: آپ can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if آپ will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset سے طرف کی what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When آپ say surprised, do آپ mean like an angry kind of surprised, یا just surprised?
Jeff:...
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After shoveling مزید coal into the firebox, Hawkeye got the freight cars moving.

Hawkeye: Now this is مزید like it. *sits back*
Red Rose: *Looking at train* You're going a little too fast.
Hawkeye: *gently applies brakes*
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative...
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In Ponyville at the ٹٹو Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a space station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon:...
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