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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, Fenix, and Rain called the German Commander from their tanks.

German Commander: The objective is complete?
Fenix: Jawohl. We had no difficulty.
German Commander: That is what I like to hear. Now get to Los Angeles, and defeat Ice Cube.
Fenix: We're on it.

On the plane ride to L.A.

Fenix: I just realized something. How are we going to stop the enemy?
Con: Disguises.
Fenix: What disguises? They'll know right off the bat that we're not one of them, because we are not alicorns.
Rain: Would آپ care to elaborate on your plan?
Con: I am a unicorn. I'll turn Rain, and myself into an alicorn.
Fenix: What about me?
Con: We need آپ as an earth pony. We'll have آپ as a prisoner, and when we take آپ down to where all the prisoners are kept, آپ free them. Make sure none of آپ get caught.
Fenix: That shouldn't be too difficult.

When they got to L.A, they had a black sedan, and were driving around while thinking of possible locations on Ice Cube's whereabouts. Con was driving, and had a song on the radio.

Song: link

Fenix: So when are آپ going to cast that spell?
Con: Once we find out where Ice Cube, and her gang is. We'll drive سے طرف کی their hideout really fast so they won't know where we are, I cast the spell in the car, then we turn around, and stop at their hideout, get out, and pretend to arrest you.
Fenix: And that's when I go to free all those prisoners.
Con: Exactly.

Meanwhile at Ice Cube's hideout in Compton

Ice Cube: Yo Vito, get over here.
Vito: What?
Ice Cube: Somepony told me that آپ called me the N word.
Vito: So?
Ice Cube: That ain't right. Especially since I got this black man's voice from robbing a bakery, and I ain't even black.
Vito: آپ could have fooled me.
Sally: *Comes out of house* Will آپ two please stop arguing? I know it's because of Jessica, and Mary Sue being killed, but آپ don't have to argue with him over nothing.
Ice Cube: He called me the N word!
Sally: Which one?
Ice Cube: *Puts her left front hoof on her face, and shakes her head no* Which one do آپ think?
Sally: Oh, that one.
Vito: But I didn't call her that at all.
Ice Cube: That ain't what one of the other alicorns told me. All my alicorns are supposed to be loyal, and آپ ain't bein' loyal to me!
Vito: Somepony isn't being loyal to you, but I'm not the one being disloyal.
Ice Cube: If you're telling the truth, then why would that other alicorn lie to me about آپ calling me the N word?
Sally: Does it really matter?
Ice Cube: Yes it does! Somepony's life is on the line.

Con arrived in his car. He, and Rain turned into Alicorns, and were going to pretend to arrest Fenix.

Rain: We got an Earth ٹٹو to bring into prison.
Ice Cube. Bring him out here.
Rain: *Walks out of car with Fenix*
Ice Cube: I ain't ever seen آپ before.
Rain: I'm new.
Ice Cube: Well follow me. I'll دکھائیں آپ where the jail room is, so if آپ ever decide to bring in مزید ponies that ain't alicorns, you'll know where to go.
Con: Make it quick!
Ice Cube: Alright man, alright.

Ice Cube took Rain, and Fenix into the jail room.

Rain: Interesting.
Ice Cube: Yeah man. آپ know what to do. *Walks upstairs*
Rain: Yes I do. *Takes jail keys, and gives them to Fenix* Free everypony, then get to the storm drains سے طرف کی the railway bridge. We'll meet آپ there.
Fenix: Alright.
Rain: *Walks upstairs*
Fenix: Okay, listen up. I'm getting آپ all out of here, but آپ need to be quiet, and do exactly what I say. *Unlocks cell door*
Pegasus 21: Thank you.
Fenix: *Opens another cell door*
Unicorn 12: Thanks a lot.
Fenix: I need copies of this key so that we can have مزید of those, and if آپ know any spells to turn us invisible, that would be great.

Will all the prisoners be able to escape Ice Cube, and the alicorns?

Maybe the اگلے part of this fanfiction will provide the answer.

Until then, this is...

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic قوس قزح as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Special guest stars Nikki West as Nikki East, and Larry Wilcox as Nicholas McWalker

Corporal Vanderbilt was handing everypony letters. Everypony was standing...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
(Warning: This rant contains swearing)

Hey, this is Blondlionezel aka Nick, ranting about something new! If آپ couldn't already guess, this is about DC and their cinematic universe problems.

Following Marvel's success with a Cinematic Universe, DC finally decided to copy what Marvel is doing. However, instead of making the فلمیں fun and serious at the same time (making it a balanced movie), DC decided that "Dark, Gritty, and Realistic" was the way to go.

Are آپ f*****g kidding me?! It made sense with the Dark Knight Trilogy (Which is no longer canon BTW), since Batman is a (mostly) realistic...
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Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 11:59 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Roger, and Anthony were almost at the train yard.

Roger: I was literally here 50 منٹ ago.
Anthony: I don't want to here آپ complain about being here anymore.
Roger: Well too bad. I love to complain, and I'll keep doing it if I want. I'll continue complaining about مزید things now!
Anthony: Please don't-
Roger: Your voice sounds like shit. Maybe آپ have a soar throat.
Anthony: Eh, not really.
Roger: And you're going too slow. The fastest we can go on this section is 60 miles an hour, and you're only...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Okay everypony, آپ know what time it is.
Audience: Blooper time!!!!

---

Twilight: *Playing a song on her radio: link * Alright man, we gotta get things set up for our اگلے episode of My Little Pornstar.
Audience: *Clapping*
Fluttershy: *Arrives* Twilight, I found something-
Twilight: Man, get lost.
Audience: Oh!
Fluttershy: But Twilight-
Twilight: Get outta my face nigga!
Audience: Boo!! Twilight sucks.
Fluttershy: It's very important.
Twilight: *Takes سیب, ایپل from Fluttershy* I'll look at it later, alright? Now get the hell outta here!
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: *Looks at the apple*...
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LATER:

Airbourne: And that's why آپ should let my client go..

Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all آپ did was دکھائیں up, sit down, and say "that's why آپ should let him go"..

Airbourne: ...... I'll give آپ twenty bucks.

Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).

LATER AGAIN:

Master Sword: See, told آپ my friend will get us out.

Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..

Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy

Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?

Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-

Saten: (punches Sword in the face).

Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!

That's all I got, so end of episode.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hi everybody. We're just gonna cut through the crossover parody today.
Audience: WHAT?!
Tom: Relax, I'm just joking.
Audience: Oh, *Laughing*
Master Sword: What is today's crossover parody Tom?
Tom: Storm Of The Century. It combines the fanfic, The Storm with the MLP episode, Swarm Of The Century. Let us begin.

Storm Of The Century

Starring everyone as theirselves

Fluttershy: *Sees a snowflake on the ground*...
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posted by Canada24
This scene and the اگلے scene are both based on the Robot Chicken sketch..


Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).

Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.

Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.

Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One مزید مککا, عجیب الخلقت will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.

Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-

Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.

To be containued
Party Favor: How could you!?

Double Diamond: Yeah., what about all that talking cutie marks being evil, and stuff.

Starlight Glimmer: T- They are!

Double Diamond: then why آپ still have yours!?... The staff was all the magic we needed!

Starlight Glimmer: (sighs).. The "staff" is just a stick I found.. I'M the magic!... Look.. Everything I کہا was still true! Your all be living your miserable lives!.. I made us equal!

Saten: But آپ lied to them..

Starlight Glimmer: (rudely) NOBODY ASKED YOU!

Pinkie: Hey, leave him alone!

Starlight Glimmer: Shut up! Both of you!... آپ guys ruined everything!... Everything...
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Chapter 1: Beginning

Humans. A “superior” animal that dwells on the lowly planet Earth. They live in large packs called “families”. They travel سے طرف کی “cars” and “planes”, truly reaching nowhere. They think that they are too clever, and that they are the highest form of life. In truth, they are parasitic beings who leach off the land, killing it at the same time. Someday, somehow, something will bring them to their knees.

“Nothing on TV again...” Miles thought as he flipped through the channels of his flat screen tv. Miles had jet-black hair and sky-blue eyes. He sighed as he...
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Near Ponyville, Duublar was flying there in his airplane.

Duublar: We are going to finish off everypony in Equestria. First, we'll demolish Ponyville, then اقدام our way up to Canterlot. After that, we take over all of Equestria.
ISIS Ponies: Yes sir.

Me, and قوس قزح Dash got in Ponyville with my Corvette. Nikki followed us in the 300 she used to chase me earlier.

Rainbow Dash: *Looks up into the sky* There's a big cargo plane.
Sean: Any logos on it?
Rainbow Dash: No.
Sean: Let's check it out. *Drives to the airport*
Nikki: *Follows Sean*

At the airport, the plane was about to land.

Sean: Stay...
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I reached Canterlot Castle, and parked my car اگلے to three Jeeps, owned سے طرف کی Royal Guards.

Sean: *Runs to the قلعہ entrance* Is everything okay here?
Royal Guards: Yeah. We haven't seen anypony from ISIS around here.
Sean: Good to know. *Walks into the castle*

It was a long way up to قوس قزح Dash's room, but when I made it, she was on the balcony.

Sean: *Walks up to قوس قزح Dash* آپ know آپ shouldn't be out here. What if someone spots you, and tries to kill you?
Rainbow Dash: I've been watching some of the activity around here. I even saw a glimpse of your car chase against Nikki West. Did...
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#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I کہا it.. (sits and waits for the haters)

#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..

#6: ٹٹو موسیقی VIDEOS:
No comments..

#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the دکھائیں itself.
As even though most of the characters aren't funny anymore.
The same cannot be said...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Welcome back everypony. We would like to introduce آپ to something new to the show.
Master Sword: BLOOPER REELS!!!!!!
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Tom: Enjoy the bloopers from this episode.

Song: link

Announcer: Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Bait, and... Oh shit.
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The ماہ award goes to me!
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: I knew you'd like that.
Tom: Okay, let's do this for real.

Take 2

Tom: Now for April 2015, the Brony Of The ماہ awarf, f**K!
Audience: *Laughing*

***

Chief Wild Eagle:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
پچھواڑے, گدا پچھواڑے, گدا Inn

Starring قوس قزح Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic قوس قزح as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
And introducing Sean The Hedgehog as himself, only for this episode.

Announcer: For those of آپ that don't remember, the پچھواڑے, گدا پچھواڑے, گدا Inn is a strip club. Secretly, it's also a hotel for assassins. However, the police don't know this.
Sean: *Sitting at a میز, جدول with Marisa* آپ really look like this mare I تاریخ in Ponyville.
Marisa: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: آپ see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let آپ know who Brony Of The ماہ is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, یا laughing....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: deviantart, joyreactor
posted by bluethunder25
Twilight has come a long way since the first episode of MLP-FiM. At first, she was an antisocial bookworm who wasn't interested in making دوستوں and keep her head in کتابیں virtually all the time. Now.......well, she's still a bookworm, but with مزید friends. Not only that, but her magic has improved vastly over the course of her studies with Princess Celestia. And with her transformation into an alicorn princess, Twilight has proven to have the potential to be one of the most powerful ponies in Equestria. But with that being said, it's about time that Twilight had a decent rival character....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:45 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Fifteen منٹ remained until the shift was over for Hawkeye, and all of his friends. The sun was slowly setting, but it was not dark outside at all.

Hawkeye: *Drives a freight train into the yards*
Stylo: *Sitting اگلے to Hawkeye on the train* This is it. Our last job for today.
Hawkeye: Push all of these freight cars down the hump.
Stylo: The only loads we've been getting on these freight trains are ammo, and gasoline.
Hawkeye: Nikki کہا it's for the army. They're preparing for the Cold War.
Stylo: Thankfully,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

The trainyard was full of tank cars. Every single on of them was carrying gasoline. Ponies had to be careful around the tank cars, especially when coupling them up to other freight cars, یا trains. If they went too fast, they would blow up.

Gordon: *Waiting in a diesel* ارے Wilson, what's taking so long to get my freight train set up?
Wilson: آپ gotta pull tank cars full of gasoline.
Gordon: So? I think they should hurry up.
Wilson: Well. It's your life. *Walks away*
Gordon: ارے wait a second. Was that supposed...
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