The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic قوس قزح as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Vanderbilt was in the guard tower, when Dobbs, Duffy, and Agarn were near the cannon.
Duffy: We think something is wrong with the cannon.
Agarn: Why?
Dobbs: Everytime we try to shoot it, it never works. Then one of us kicks it, the left wheel falls off, then it shoots a میں تپ, تپ right into the guard tower.
Audience: *Laughing*
Agarn: How is that possible?
Audience: *Laughing*
Duffy: I don't know, but we never had that problem in the Alamo.
Agarn: Can آپ talk about anything other than the Alamo?
Audience: *Laughing*
Duffy: No. Now, if you'd like, we'll دکھائیں آپ that the میں تپ, تپ is doing what we're telling آپ it does.
Agarn: Alright, shoot it.
Duffy: *Puts cannonball into cannon*
Dobbs: *Lights fuse*
When the fuse got to the bottom, the میں تپ, تپ didn't go off.
Agarn: *Gets angry, and kicks the cannon. The left wheel falls off, and then it shoots the cannonball at Vanderbilt's tower*
Vanderbilt: *Jumps out of tower*
Audience: *Laughing*
Duffy: See sir? We need to fix the cannon.
Agarn: یا we could get a new cannon.
Dobbs: But Agarn-
Agarn: I'm warning آپ Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke went with Corporal Agarn to go talk to Captain Parmenter on getting a new cannon.
Parmenter: *Signing papers, but drops his pen on the floor. He starts looking for it*
Audience: *Laughing*
O' Rourke: *Arrives with Agarn* Captain, did آپ lose something?
Parmenter: Nope, just trying to find my pen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Agarn: Captain, we need a new cannon.
Parmenter: What's wrong with the one we have?
Audience: *Laughing*
Agarn: We'll دکھائیں you.
So Corporal Agarn, and Sargent O' Rourke took Captain Parmenter to see the cannon.
Dobbs: Back with reinforcements Agarn?
Agarn: What's that supposed to mean?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We wanna دکھائیں the Captain that the میں تپ, تپ doesn't work properly.
Agarn: Alright, shoot it.
Duffy: *Puts cannonball into cannon*
Dobbs: *Lights fuse*
When the fuse got to the bottom, the میں تپ, تپ didn't go off.
Agarn: *Gets angry, and kicks the cannon. The left wheel falls off, and then it shoots the cannonball at Vanderbilt's tower*
Vanderbilt: *Jumps out of tower*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Okay, we'll get a new cannon. As soon as some of the debris from that tower gets out of my quarters.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the بگل, قرنا poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning آپ Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B continued
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic قوس قزح as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Vanderbilt was in the guard tower, when Dobbs, Duffy, and Agarn were near the cannon.
Duffy: We think something is wrong with the cannon.
Agarn: Why?
Dobbs: Everytime we try to shoot it, it never works. Then one of us kicks it, the left wheel falls off, then it shoots a میں تپ, تپ right into the guard tower.
Audience: *Laughing*
Agarn: How is that possible?
Audience: *Laughing*
Duffy: I don't know, but we never had that problem in the Alamo.
Agarn: Can آپ talk about anything other than the Alamo?
Audience: *Laughing*
Duffy: No. Now, if you'd like, we'll دکھائیں آپ that the میں تپ, تپ is doing what we're telling آپ it does.
Agarn: Alright, shoot it.
Duffy: *Puts cannonball into cannon*
Dobbs: *Lights fuse*
When the fuse got to the bottom, the میں تپ, تپ didn't go off.
Agarn: *Gets angry, and kicks the cannon. The left wheel falls off, and then it shoots the cannonball at Vanderbilt's tower*
Vanderbilt: *Jumps out of tower*
Audience: *Laughing*
Duffy: See sir? We need to fix the cannon.
Agarn: یا we could get a new cannon.
Dobbs: But Agarn-
Agarn: I'm warning آپ Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke went with Corporal Agarn to go talk to Captain Parmenter on getting a new cannon.
Parmenter: *Signing papers, but drops his pen on the floor. He starts looking for it*
Audience: *Laughing*
O' Rourke: *Arrives with Agarn* Captain, did آپ lose something?
Parmenter: Nope, just trying to find my pen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Agarn: Captain, we need a new cannon.
Parmenter: What's wrong with the one we have?
Audience: *Laughing*
Agarn: We'll دکھائیں you.
So Corporal Agarn, and Sargent O' Rourke took Captain Parmenter to see the cannon.
Dobbs: Back with reinforcements Agarn?
Agarn: What's that supposed to mean?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: We wanna دکھائیں the Captain that the میں تپ, تپ doesn't work properly.
Agarn: Alright, shoot it.
Duffy: *Puts cannonball into cannon*
Dobbs: *Lights fuse*
When the fuse got to the bottom, the میں تپ, تپ didn't go off.
Agarn: *Gets angry, and kicks the cannon. The left wheel falls off, and then it shoots the cannonball at Vanderbilt's tower*
Vanderbilt: *Jumps out of tower*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Okay, we'll get a new cannon. As soon as some of the debris from that tower gets out of my quarters.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the بگل, قرنا poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning آپ Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B continued
Ever since July of last سال my MLP collection I just getting مزید great. So far the number is 32! I'd like to say what my collection is made up of.
Small Plushies:
Rarity
قوس قزح Dash
Applejack
Medium Plushies:
Fluttershy
Sunset Shimmer
Twilight Sparkle
2 Applejacks (For some reason I thought the 1st applejack کی, اپپلیجاک I got had a horn so I bought another one until I realized my mistake.)
2 قوس قزح Dashes (One furry, one not)
Pinkie Pie
DJ Pon-3
Octavia
Rarity
Build-a-Bear:
Twilight Sparkle
Luna
Fluttershy
Rarity
قوس قزح Dash (My favorite)
Trixie
Applebloom
Beanie Babies:
Twilight Sparkle
Rarity
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
2 Applejacks (small and large)
قوس قزح Dash
A sparkly maned applejack کی, اپپلیجاک I got at کریکر Barrrel
2 special ones I got:
Sweetie Belle (At an عملی حکمت store in the mall)
Lyra (I ordered on ebay as a birthday present)
One mighty collection that will keep growing
Small Plushies:
Rarity
قوس قزح Dash
Applejack
Medium Plushies:
Fluttershy
Sunset Shimmer
Twilight Sparkle
2 Applejacks (For some reason I thought the 1st applejack کی, اپپلیجاک I got had a horn so I bought another one until I realized my mistake.)
2 قوس قزح Dashes (One furry, one not)
Pinkie Pie
DJ Pon-3
Octavia
Rarity
Build-a-Bear:
Twilight Sparkle
Luna
Fluttershy
Rarity
قوس قزح Dash (My favorite)
Trixie
Applebloom
Beanie Babies:
Twilight Sparkle
Rarity
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
2 Applejacks (small and large)
قوس قزح Dash
A sparkly maned applejack کی, اپپلیجاک I got at کریکر Barrrel
2 special ones I got:
Sweetie Belle (At an عملی حکمت store in the mall)
Lyra (I ordered on ebay as a birthday present)
One mighty collection that will keep growing
#4: Pinkie:
I put her last because most fanfiction writers make her use the forth دیوار humor in overly obvious fashions, and I often find that annoying..
#3: Randy Marsh:
#2: Homor Simpson:
#1: Peter Griffin:
Do to this being the humor of Family Guy.
Peter, like most other characters, is very forth wall.
Only he takes this a step further.
And often INSULTS the show, and many of its fans.
But at the same time Seth speaks "though him" to express his anger of haters who try to get the دکھائیں deleted
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I put her last because most fanfiction writers make her use the forth دیوار humor in overly obvious fashions, and I often find that annoying..
#3: Randy Marsh:
#2: Homor Simpson:
#1: Peter Griffin:
Do to this being the humor of Family Guy.
Peter, like most other characters, is very forth wall.
Only he takes this a step further.
And often INSULTS the show, and many of its fans.
But at the same time Seth speaks "though him" to express his anger of haters who try to get the دکھائیں deleted
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