posted by Seanthehedgehog
The rest of this episode has been recorded in black, and white.
"And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy." کہا Alex, "I'd like to once again apologize for the lack of color in this episode, but we ran out of money."
The audience laughed at this unfortunate event, and Alex continued, "With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Twilight Sparkle is in first place with negative $82,300."
Laughter, clapping, and cheering could be heard from the audience members as Twilight said, "Yo, what's good niggas?"
"Wooooh!!" Cheered the audience.
"I'd appreciate it if آپ didn't say that word ever again." کہا Alex.
"But I'm black, I got the right to say whatever the f**k I want! Your just a racist bastard!"
The audience laughed, and clapped at the same time after hearing what Twilight just said.
"Okay," کہا Alex, "In سیکنڈ place with negative $82,400 is Rarity, the element of generosity."
Cheering could be heard as Rarity started to speak.
"I hope آپ don't mind me bringing my cat here, she just gets very lonely without me."
"That's... Fine." کہا Alex, "And finally, Sean the hedgehog is here with negative $120,000, a new jeopardy record."
The audience laughed, and cheered at the same time.
"Stick it up your پچھواڑے, گدا Alex, یا better yet, let me stick it up your grand daughter's ass!" Shouted the hedgehog.
مزید laughter was heard, and Alex was embarrased, "Let's just اقدام onto double jeopardy. The categories are...."
How many eyes do آپ have?
The letter that comes after B
"That's where آپ automatically get points for buzzing in." informed Alex.
As the audience laughed, Alex continued on with the categories.
Superheroes that are also Captains
And finally, videogames سے طرف کی Nintendo
The audience laughed again. When they stopped, Alex said, "Rarity, we'll start with you."
The white unicorn replied سے طرف کی saying, "I'll take masturbation for 1000." This made the audience whistle, laugh, and clap at the same time.
"How many eyes do آپ have for 400. Good choice." کہا Alex.
As the audience laughed, Alex said, "And the answer is, this is how many eyes آپ have."
Sean buzzed in.
"Sean?" Asked Alex.
"I don't know about yours, but your grand daughter has one that looks nice, and big."
The audience laughed once again.
"That's eyes, not ass." Replied Alex.
Rarity buzzed in, and before she gave Alex a chance to speak, she said, "I've got a nice ass. Who here wants to f**k me on stage right now?"
The audience started cheering, and shouted me! Once the noise died down, Alex said, "The correct answer was two. آپ have two eyes. Twilight Sparkle, will آپ pick a category?"
The purple alicorn looked angry, and said, "Why do ponies today need to curse with their mouth?"
This caused some ponies in the audience to laugh, and Twilight continued, "We should be setting an example for the young ponies. All they do is walk around listening to rap music."
مزید laughter aroused from the audience, and Twilight continued talking, "That is why they lie, cheat, and steal!"
"Let's just go with Automatic points for 1,000." Replied Alex, and the audience let مزید laughter come out of their mouths. "As I کہا earlier, all آپ have to do is ring your buzzer, and آپ automatically get 1,000 points, hence the name of the category."
However, no one rang in, and the audience laughed while clapping.
"You are all idiots." کہا Alex, "Sean, why don't آپ pick a category?"
"I'll take US/Jap Relations for 600." کہا Sean. The word jap is offensive, and made the audience laugh.
"If you're trying to recreate Pearl Harbor, آپ might succeed." کہا Alex in a disgusted tone. مزید laughter came from the audience, and Alex said, "US/Japan Relations for 600, and the answer is, This is what caused the US to become allies with Japan in 1945."
Rarity quickly buzzed in, and shouted, "Hentai! عملی حکمت porn!" The audience laughed, and clapped at the same itme.
"I can't deal with this anymore, final jeopardy." کہا Alex. "The category is your پسندیدہ letter in the alphabet."
As the audience laughed, Alex continued to speak, "There are twenty six letters آپ can choose from. Just go for whichever one آپ want. It could be an A, یا a B. یا how about a C?" The audience laughed again, and Alex said, "I have a feeling آپ three will get this right, but just in case, I'm going to have my hooves crossed."
The timer rang, and they were out of time.
"Okay, let's see what آپ wrote down." کہا Alex. He looked at Twilight's podium, "Twilight, آپ wrote down, the letter N. آپ wagered, igga."
The audience laughed, clapped, cheered, and whistled.
"Freedom of speech nigga! I can say whatever da f*q I want!" Shouted Twilight, causing مزید laughter to come from the audience.
"Right." کہا Alex, and looked at Rarity's board. "Moving on. Rarity wrote down.. Nothing, and wagered, twenty five dildos."
The audience laughed, and cheered.
"I had to wager something related to sex." Replied Rarity. The audience clapped, and Alex said, "I hope آپ die."
As the audience laughed, Alex walked over to Sean's board. "Mr. The Hedgehog, آپ wrote down, the letter F."
"I sure did. آپ did tell us to write down our پسندیدہ letter."
"Fantastic. آپ did very well." کہا Alex, "Let's see your wager."
The wager was shown, but Alex looked uncomfortable looking at it. Laughter, clapping, cheering, and whistling was heard from the audience. "You just had to write that down."
"I could say it out loud." کہا Sean. The audience laughed, and Alex said, "Show's over. Goodnight, and merry Christmas."