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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Pierce Hawkins
Pierce Hawkins
In San Franciscolt, the police were being notified about the bank robbers.

Police ٹٹو 36: *On phone* Right. We'll alert all of our units now. Thanks again. *Hangs up* We got news from LA everypony. Four bank robbers are coming here سے طرف کی train. They just robbed a bank, and got on the train as fast as they could.
Police ٹٹو 94: We need to tell the commissioner.
Police ٹٹو 36: I'll notify him, and آپ must tell Detective Hawkins about it.
Police ٹٹو 94: I will.

Detective Hawkins was a green earth ٹٹو with مالٹا, نارنگی hooves. He was pulling over a ٹٹو in a station wagon for speeding when he heard one of the police ponies.

Police ٹٹو 94: Detective 46, do آپ copy?
Pierce: What is it dispatch?
Police ٹٹو 94: We're alerting آپ about four bank robbers on their way here سے طرف کی train. Head over to HQ for breifing right now.
Pierce: I just pulled over somepony for speeding. I need to deal with her first, then I'll be at HQ. Over, and out.
Police ٹٹو 94: Copy that 46.
Pierce: *Walks out of his car, and goes to the station wagon* Open the window.
Mare: *Opens window*
Pierce: Hi. Let me see your license, and registration.
Mare: What?
Pierce: I کہا let me see your license, and registration.
Mare: I can't hear you!
Pierce: Alright, look. I'm trying to be nice with you. If آپ wanna pretend to be deaf, that's your problem, but don't play around with me.
Mare: *Sticks hoof out of window* No, it's not raining. آپ should know that. *Drives away*
Pierce: *Grabs his gun, and shoots a tire in the station wagon*
Mare: *Loses control, and crashes into a garage*
Pierce: That wasn't supposed to happen. *Gets in his car, and drives away*

سے طرف کی the time Pierce got to HQ, the commissioner was informed about what Pierce did to the mare in the station wagon.

Commissioner: آپ shot the tire of somepony's car.
Pierce: She was speeding away from me. What did آپ want me to do, let her get away?!
Commissioner: آپ could have called in back up, and the extra units would've stopped her. آپ know she died right as soon as her car crashed, right?
Pierce: No. I didn't know that.
Commissioner: And speaking of the car, that was a classic. آپ know what سال it was?
Pierce: Who cares about what kind of car it was?!
Commissioner: 1978. That was the سال the car was manufactured. آپ have no respect for anything from the past, do you?
Pierce: Actually I do. I have a Tokarev pistol from World War 2. A gift from my grandfather when he was taking over Berlin, causing the Allies, and Russians to win.
Commissioner: I don't need to know about your grandfather, and what he did to help win that war. Now listen, I'm not sure if آپ know about it یا not, but four bank robbers are coming here سے طرف کی train. They robbed one bank in LA, and are now on their way here. آپ should go tell your wife.
Pierce: Yeah. She works at one of the richest banks in this town.
Commissioner: I suggest آپ go tell her now.
Pierce: I will.

2 B Continued
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
The main six have a picnic. Saten invited as despite not always getting along with them, he's ther friend. Espically to AppleJack, his ex girlfriend but still friend. And somewhat of a brother/sister relationship to Twilight. Though not as much as he later has with Starlight Glimmer.

Spike: Twi... light! ...I... have... Lemme just... [deep breath] [belch]

Twilight Sparkle (before alicord): Dear Twilight, I am sure آپ are as excited as I am about the upcoming wedding in Canterlot. [to the others] Wedding? [reading] I will be presiding over the ceremony, but would very much like آپ and your friends...
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ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:

Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? آپ just decided to skip our رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا without telling me? Are آپ aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for آپ at a میز, جدول with exquisite silverware placement?!

Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—

Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want آپ to make دوستوں with Trixie.

Trixie: A-ha! آپ still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if آپ want to give me a سیکنڈ chance یا not. Starlight had to choose between آپ and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!

Saten...
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As Trixie shows Starlight to her wagon, Twilight appears to give Starlight friend alternatives, including Glaze, Vinyl, and نیبو, لیموں Heart. Offended سے طرف کی Twilight's distrust and undue concern, Starlight says she wants to make دوستوں on her own, and she storms off.

Twilight tries to chase her. But Saten Twist flies over, in one of his مزید serious moments, he expresses anger at her for trying to give Starlight alternatives to Trixie.

Tilight: Saten, please, this is seriou-

Saten: I mean it Twilight! If آپ upset her, I'l-

Twilight: But I just think tha-

Saten: Trixie has a lot of trouble fitting in....
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 Saten Twist
Saten Twist
EPISODE 1 part one

Twilight Sparkle: I کہا no magic. آپ were supposed to do it سے طرف کی hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if آپ hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make مزید sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess...
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Source: KodokunaShiroiOkami
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posted by ChevalNoir
In the far north beyond Crystal Empire and farther than Yak Yakstan lies Kingdom of Midnight Sun, a vast land of ice and snow.Contrary to all expectation ponies live even in this harsh realm.They grow plants they need in green fields heated from underground سے طرف کی eternal flame.Without its effect life in Kingdom of Midnight Sun wouldn't be possible.Even Equestria would be much colder.So ruler of the kingdom, an alicorn queen is also guardian of the flame.Many baddies tried to gain control of it and subjugate the world.Most of them couldn't stand local weather conditions, and gave it up.Magic in...
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posted by mariofan14
(Before this story begins, let me tell آپ that with this article, I'm starting over with the stories I may tell آپ all. As آپ may have enjoyed the stories I told in the past, I hope آپ enjoy this one. Thanks for reading this tidbit, and do enjoy this article.)

It was a great دن in the little town of Ponyville, and everyone was gallavanting about, doing their duties and businesses. Some of the others were visiting and chatting with each other and generally had good times. One of these ponies was the kind Fluttershy, out to get some food for herself and her animal دوستوں in and near her...
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Source: facebook, EQD, joyreactor
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Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
14th May
Hour 0700
Near Ponyville.

Sandman - This shit won't last long.
Icepick - *looks at Ponyville* The town is gone...
Damien - We will kill those bastards for what they did...



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Dan - So?
MI5 - We pinpointed location if weapon dealer of GlobeX.
Dan - *puts pictures on screen*

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Name : Ricardo De La Rosa
Location : Brazil - Rio De Janero - Local Favela.
Role : Weapon Dealer, Local Terror Group General
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MI5 - We sended SAS team ready to extract.
Dan - I'm sending my Reapers to capture the target. We will make him talk.

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Brazil.
Rio De Janero.
Operation Codename : "RAT TRAP"
Hour 1005

--

Hooffman - Stay...
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Source: Equestria Daily, DeviantArt
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: April 6, 1963
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 5:12 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie was driving a freight train home. She just got the train out of Denver.

Stephanie: Cheyenne, here I come. *Blows the horn on her train*

However, she passed a damaged switch, but she didn't know it was damaged. She thought it was an alternate route to Cheyenne.

Stephanie: I better pick up the pace. *Increasing speed*
Stallions: *Getting derailers onto the tracks* Hurry, she's coming.
Stephanie: *Blows the horn on her train four times*
Stallions: Let's get out of here! *Running away*
Stephanie: What did they...
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Random dialectics


Hello and welcome to another fantastically pointless مضمون of Random Dialectics, where we take a dive into the world of technicalities… for no particular reason! Since some requests were made; today, we are going to take a closer look at our پسندیدہ party pony, Pinkie Pie. This مضمون interlocks with the گزشتہ one I wrote about Rarity, but will be done in a different fashion. However, due to the nature of the اگلے few lines, we will disregard Pinkie’s fourth دیوار breaks and her defiance of the laws of physics. As instead, we will focus on her mental state. So let...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor