posted by Seanthehedgehog
اگلے day, Pierce was sent to the Commissioner's office.
Commissioner: I told the Oatland Police Department about that car آپ saw abandoned in the street. One of the officers found all four of the bank robbers dead. What do آپ have to say for yourself?
Pierce: I'd say it's a big coincedence. All I found was their car.
Commissioner: The officer also کہا that some ponies witnessed a green earth ٹٹو with a red, and yellow mane, with مالٹا, نارنگی hooves shooting at four ponies in a house. He had a Mossberg 500 shotgun, and his car was a dark grey Chevronet Pearla. Do these things remind آپ of somepony? Maybe, yourself perhaps?
Pierce: How many other green ponies do آپ know have red, and yellow manes, with مالٹا, نارنگی hooves driving around in grey Chevy's carrying shotguns?
Commissioner: Not many.
Pierce: It's Oatland! Every green ٹٹو آپ see there drives grey Chevronet Pearla's while carrying shotguns.
Commissioner: I fail to see your point of view.
Pierce: Of course آپ do. آپ fail at everything!
Commissioner: That's it Mr. Hawkins. As of right now, you're fired.
Pierce: آپ can't آگ کے, آگ me. I quit. *Grabs his police badge* Why don't آپ pleasure yourself with this?
Commissioner: what did آپ say?
Pierce: I کہا go jack off in an alleyway. *Leaves*
Commissioner: Mr. Hawkins!
Pierce: *Stops, and turns around to face the commissioner*
Commissioner: Before آپ go, I want آپ to know that I'll send an officer over to your house to arrest you. He will have a warrant, and a gun. I advise آپ cooperate with him.
Pierce: Sure. I'll cooperate. That's the least I can do for somepony that has no common sense to use a toaster. *Leaves*
Pierce got to his house, and ran quickly inside.
Pierce: Nikki? Where are you?
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* Pierce? What's going on?
Pierce: I need آپ to grab your ID card for the bank, and get out of here.
Nikki: What for?
Pierce: Just do it! We need to leave this town right now.
Nikki: Okay. *Runs to get her ID card*
Pierce: *Takes his Tokarev, and takes the ammo clip out. He checks to make sure it's full. When he sees eight bullets inside the clip, he puts it back into the gun*
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* What are آپ doing with your Grandfather's Tokarev?
Pierce: It's not his anymore. It's mine.
There were four knocks on the door.
Pierce: Answer that, will you? *Goes to another room*
Nikki: Okay? *Answer door* Hello?
Police ٹٹو 94: Hello ma'am. Is Pierce around here?
Nikki: I don't know. He was here a منٹ ago. Maybe he left?
Police ٹٹو 94: We saw his car outside. *Shows تلاش warrant* May we look around your home?
Nikki: Do I have a choice?
Pierce: *Arrives with his mossberg 500* No! آپ leave right now!
Police ٹٹو 94: *Grabs Nikki* Put the shotgun down Pierce!
Nikki: Pierce, what's going on?!
Pierce: Let go of my wife!!
Police ٹٹو 94: PUT THE GUN DOWN!!
Pierce: Be careful what آپ wish for buddy! *Throws shotgun at Police Pony*
Police ٹٹو 94: *Gets hit in the face, and falls on the ground letting go of Nikki*
Pierce: *Shoots Police ٹٹو 94 five times*
Police ٹٹو 40: Hey! *Runs to house*
Pierce: *Shoots Police ٹٹو 40 in the neck*
Police ٹٹو 40: Ah! *Dies*
Pierce: آپ got your card?
Pierce: Let's go. Take the shotgun.
Nikki: *Grabs shotgun* But what's happening?
Pierce: I'll explain later! *Runs to his car* Come on!
Nikki: *Runs to the car*
They both got in, and drove away quickly.
2 B Continued