Date: July 23, 1959
Location: Laramie Wyoming
Time: 8:27 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were getting ready to leave Laramie in their train.

Hawkeye: *Checks coal in the tender* We have a full tender.
Metal Gloss: *Checks water gauge* We're good on water.
Hawkeye: Excellent. We can just wait for somepony in the yard to tell us when we can go, and then we'll leave.
Railroad Pony: *Arrives* Your train is good to go.
Hawkeye: Alright.
Railroad Pony: I should warn you, lots of ponies are going to be watching, and filming آپ at one of the crossings between here, and Cheyenne. Be careful, and make sure they don't get in front of your train.
Hawkeye: We'll be alright. *Blows whistle twice, rings the bell, and drives the train out of the yards*

Meanwhile in Cheyenne, Aqua Marine's train was just put back onto the rails, but they had another problem.

Mirage: When did Snowflake say Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss would get here?
Orion: She کہا sometime soon.
Aqua Marine: There's not enough room in the yards.
Orion: Yeah, that's what I was afraid of. We have your train, as well as the one Gonzo made crash into yours.
Mirage: We gotta act fast. Gonzo's train is still derailed.
Mike: *Kicks a hole through the دیوار of the caboose* What did آپ say about my bloody train?!
Aqua Marine: It's derailed.
Gonzo: Oh. Carry on.



Hawkeye: We must be famous.
Metal Gloss: We are in the last steam train running on our railway. After this, all trains will go to diesel.
Hawkeye: Our railway is making a mistake.

In Cheyenne, other mistakes were being made.

کرین Pony: *Drunk, and moves the کرین arm to the right*
Orion: What are آپ doing?!!?
کرین Pony: *Stops the crane, and falls out*
Orion: *Goes to crane*
Mirage: Are آپ sure آپ know how to operate one of those?
Orion: Trust me, if I didn't know, I wouldn't be going in. *Moves کرین arm up* wait, i want it to go left. *Moves the کرین arm right*
Mirage: Idiot.
Aqua Marine: آپ can say that again.
Mike: *Sticks his head out of the hole in the caboose* What did آپ say about me?
Mirage: I didn't.
Orion: *Gets out of crane* Forget it. آپ operate this thing Mirage.
Mirage: Don't mind if I do.

An گھنٹہ later, the yards were back to normal, and Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss arrived in their train.

Hawkeye: *Stops train اگلے to yard tower*
Mirage: Welcome back mates.
Hawkeye: Thanks.
Metal Gloss: Thank you. *Gets out of train with Hawkeye*
Mirage: How was everything?
Hawkeye: Fine. A TV crew along with several other ponies filmed us, so we might as well اقدام to Hollywood.
Mirage: *Laughs*
Metal Gloss: I am gonna miss all of these steam engines though.
Hawkeye: Me too.
Mirage: Same here.
Pete: *Arrives* Pierce. I'm glad I caught you, and Metal Gloss. Listen, there's one steam engine we're keeping in service just for آپ two. It's engine 844.
Hawkeye: *Smiles* Thanks a lot Pete.
Metal Gloss: Thank آپ very much.
Pete: No problem.
Mirage: Sounds like not all of our steam locomotives are gone then.
Hawkeye: Yeah. We kicked dieselization in the ass.

The End

On the اگلے episode of Ponies On The Rails

The Union Pacific runs short on freight cars.