My Little ٹٹو Friendship is Magic Article: Grand Theft Ponies Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon, and Case کریکر blew up a room in the Equestrian Pyramid. They were on a lift outside of the building, and were now about to finish the job.

Case Cracker: On your mark. *readies pistol*
Gordon: *Makes lift go down* Get set.
Manehattan Ponies: *Running away*
Gordon: *stops lift* Go *Runs in room*
Case Cracker: *Runs inside. Shoots 3 running away*
Manehattan ponies: *Grab Shotguns*
Gordon: *Shoots a pony's head off* Get behind the counter *Gets behind counter*
Case Cracker: *Ducks behind counter*
Manehattan ٹٹو 36: *Shoots the counter* Get up, and fight like stallions آپ cowards!
Case Cracker: Fight this! *Shoots the ٹٹو in the heart*
Manehattan Ponies: *Leaving*
Anthony: Go!
Gordon: *Shoots near Anthony*
Manehattan Pony: *Shoots at Gordon*
Gordon: *Throws grenade*
Manehattan Pony: *Dies, and nearly shoots Anthony*
Case Cracker: *shoots 2 ponies hiding behind cover* Some are getting away!
Gordon: No shit! Cut them off! *Runs to elevator*
Anthony: *Runs downstairs*
Case Cracker: *Chases after Anthony*
Anthony: Go!
Manehattan Pony: *Drives slowly*
Anthony: *Gets in car*

Anthony is getting away in this car

Case Cracker: *(while running) shoots at driver* *misses the driver hitting the passenger in his upper forearm*
Gordon: *Throws grenade in Anthony's back window*
Anthony: *sees grenade* Get out! *Jumps out of car*

The car exploded, and was blocking the path for Gordon, and Case Cracker's escape

Case Cracker: *advances on Anthony, taking cover behind a truck*
Anthony: *Slowly runs away* آپ fuckers won't get me!
Manehattan ponies: *Run into garage*
Gordon: *grabs AR-15* We got company *Shoots Manehattan ponies*
Case Cracker: *Reloads gun*
Gordon: Start the car *Moves destroyed car out of the way with magic*
Manehattan ٹٹو 1: Get the مالٹا, نارنگی unicorn!
Manehattan ٹٹو 2: No, get the one with the glasses!
Gordon: *Kills both ponies*
Case Cracker: *Gets in the car, and starts it* C'mon there's مزید of em'!
Gordon: *Shoots مزید ponies, and runs in car* Floor it!
Case Cracker: *speeds the car out of there*
Gordon: They're not following us.
Case Cracker: Good. Looks like we got lots of em. Enough to keep them from chasing after us.
Gordon: Let's go to Jim, and tell him the job is complete.
Case Cracker: *Drives to Jim's location*

2 B Continued

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The Adventures Of قوس قزح Dash Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of قوس قزح Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, قوس قزح Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 9

Who Pulled The Trigger?

Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at قوس قزح Dash.

Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't آپ be دوستوں with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're دوستوں with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This...

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On The Block Episode 1 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Before I start this part of the episode, I wanna دکھائیں the pictures of the characters.

Aina: link
Double Scoop: link
Saten Twist: link
Sunny (The آڑو ٹٹو saying, Yeah, again:link
Pleiades: link
Mortomis: link

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on سٹریٹ, گلی corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing اگلے to Double Scoop*
All: We live together on...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 64 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Duke: *Laying in the engine*
Anthony: How are you?
Duke: Oh, آپ know me. I'm old. I don't feel well.
Anthony: Don't take it so hard. Once we get to Cheyenne, I'll tell Michael that آپ quit, and went into retirement.
Duke: I never کہا anything about quitting the railroad.
Anthony: Well, I guess آپ should start thinking about that.
Duke: *Goes to window in cab, and opens it*
Anthony: Getting fresh air?
Duke: Sure. *Grabs a branch from a tree*
Anthony: آپ should be careful with sticking your hooves out of a moving train. آپ could have hurt yourself....

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Aqua Marine's journey 6

posted by AquaMarine6663

Aqua followed Pinkie and her brother as they approached Carousel Boutique. “La-la-la. I can’t wait for آپ to meet rarity! She’s so nice, and makes pretty dresses! Pinkie Pie rambled on to Peak. When they had reached the boutique, Aqua Marine waited outside while Pinkie Pie introduced Peak to Rarity. Surprisingly, he only left three منٹ later. “Wow, how did آپ manage to leave so early?” she asked him. “Well, I just simply declined the offer for her to make me something. Simple.” He shrugged. “Next stop, قوس قزح Dash!” Pinkie squealed, hopping away. They followed her to...

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Saten Twist Adventures 9... Part 2

posted by Canada24

SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

Guard: آپ must of been counting your blessings Chimney. آپ made bail.

Patrol board member: Do آپ believe, in your best judgment, that آپ have been rehabilitated?
Chimney Sheep: Rehabilitated? It's just a stupid, made-up word, so boys like آپ can sit behind a desk, wear a fancy suit, and feel important. You're a jerk, and I had sex with your mother last night. And I swear to God, آپ let me outta here, first thing I'm gonna do is kill again!
Patrol board member: (approves him for bail)

Chimney: Well. Thanks for bailing me out آپ two.
Derpy: No problem.
Chimney: Shit Derpy....

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Saten Twist Adventures 8... Part 6

posted by Canada24

Saten Twist and the girls finally found and rescued the princess's.

Luna: And who's this?
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. And your prettier in person.
Luna: Well.. Thank you. But please don't get to close, آپ have bad breath. And a creepy look to you.
Saten: Well.. آپ could of just as easily thanked me for saving your 'royal a-
Celestia and Twilight: (desperately tries to change the subject)
Saten: (still to Luna) Bitch!
Celestia: (desperetly changing subject) So.. I hope everything's been alright.
Twi: Depends on how well our Ditto was able to handle, controlling Canterlot joining my absence.
Luna: Oh....

Awesome ٹٹو pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: DeviantArt, Joyreactor

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The Adventures of Garden Hose & دوستوں Episode 1

posted by TotalDramaFan60

It was a nice دن in Garden's Abode...
Garden Hose: Amber, is there anything on TV?
Amber: Nope. Not what I see.
Winter Chill (on TV): Want an awesome TV with awesome channels?
Pen Kill: Well, then come on done to "Cheeseburger's TV Shop"
Amber: That looks cool!
Garden Hose: Let's go!
Garden & Amber hopped into the car and went to Cheeseburger's.
Cheeseburger: Hiya! I'm Cheeseburger!
Amber: آپ sound a lot like Mickey Mouse.
Cheeseburger:Shut up.
Amber: Oh, okay, not Mickey.
Cheeseburger: Anyway, why are آپ girls here?
Garden Hose:Well, we saw your commercial and we want a TV!
Cheeseburger: Nope, this...

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Saten Twist Adventures 7... Part 1

posted by Canada24

As promised.
This is Saten Twist's first centre story since episode 1..
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INSIDE A LOCAL BREWERY:
Saten: Fired!? Why am I fired!?
Boss pony: Cause آپ only been here a week, and آپ keep getting drunk on the samples.
Saten: Okay. Not gonna lie.. I 'might' be an acholalic.
Boss pony: *sarcastically* yeaaaah.. Kinda got that. Thanks for clarifying though.

Derpy (showing to be his neighbor, no different than in Filliydefia): Saten? Good دن at the your job?
Saten: *sighs* آپ know what'll be nice. If I could come back,...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 59 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 59

The Race To Denver

Date: September 10, 1956
Location: Denver, Coltorado

A...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 58 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog

And introducing Ryan from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 58

Lying Is Bad

September 3, 1956
Location:...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 56 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Nikki, Anthony, and Roger arrived at Oden where Duke was. They were at the airport, and were looking at a map.

Nikki: What have y'all found so far?
Anthony: Well, سے طرف کی looking at these maps we have, we should be able to go north for five miles. Then, we'll find him.

So they went north.

Searching song: link

Roger: *Walking in front*
Anthony: *Looking at maps*
Nikki: *Following both stallions*
Roger: Water?
Nikki: *Throws water bottle to Roger
Roger: *Catches water bottle* Nice throw.
Nikki: How much longer of this search? I'm supposed to be enjoying my vacation, but I'm with you, going on a wild goose...

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Awesome ٹٹو pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

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The سیکنڈ Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bob, and Jerry were watching the football game on TV. The Fillydelphia Eagles were going against the St. Foalis Rams.

Jerry: This oughta be an interesting game.
Bob: Personally, I think St. Foalis is good with baseball, but not football.
Jerry: Hey, everypony has their own opinion.
Bob: Can I ask آپ a question?
Jerry: Yeah, but make it quick. I wanna watch the game.
Bob: I'm kind of surprised that آپ wanted to meet up at a zoo, because you're a پرستار of sports. I thought we'd meet up at a ballpark, یا something like that.
Jerry: As much as I like sports, I thought the zoo would be a good spot...

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میگنم, ماگنم Force Part 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Lieutenant Briggs was walking down a hallway in police headquarters. The captain was following him.

Briggs: *Opens door to doctor's office*
Doctor: Hello آپ two, what can I help آپ with?
Briggs: We wanna talk to Harry. How is he?
Doctor: Well, I could open up his wound, and let his brains go all over your hooves.
Captain: Alright now, we don't need a doctor with that kind of attitude.
Doctor: Sorry captain.
Harry: *Looks up at Briggs*
Briggs: It was supposed to be a simple arrest. However, آپ decided to get reckless, kill Frank, and his entire gang.
Harry: You're blaming me for all the murders?...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Episode 8 part 2/2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, we killed some people holding Princess Cadence hostage. Shortly after قوس قزح Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do آپ know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want آپ to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go سے طرف کی the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's...