My Little ٹٹو Friendship is Magic Article: Grand Theft Ponies Part 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon, and Case کریکر were at a phone booth سے طرف کی a drug store when this happened.

Gordon: *Inserts coins in phone booth, and dials Jim's number*
Case Cracker: *Waits in the car*
Jim: Hello?
Gordon: It's done. Anthony is dead.
Jim: That's good. Come on down to the pizzeria, and I'll-
RIB's: *Shooting ponies in pizzeria*
Jim: *Gets shot* AGH! Get over here quickly!! *Hangs up*
Gordon: *Runs to car* Case, Jim is in trouble. I don't know what's happening, but we have to go help him quickly *Drives onto highway*
Case Cracker: Let's hurry then!
Gordon: *Going 90 miles an hour*
Case Cracker: *Impatiently waits to arrive*
Gordon: *Drifts left*
Random pony: *Honks horn* Go to hell!
Gordon: *stops at pizzeria*
RIB's: *Putting Jim in van*

The وین they were using to take Jim away

Gordon: Those bikers are taking Jim in that delivery وین
RIB 53: *Driving van*
Gordon: *Chasing van*
Case Cracker: I think my bullets would hit Jim if I shot the van.
Gordon: He's in the back, I'll try to get in front. When I do, آپ shoot the driver. *Going faster then van*
Case Cracker: That should work.

Just when Gordon got in front of the وین however

RIB Driver: *Goes right*
Gordon: Damnit *Goes backwards, then turns right on road that وین is on*
RIB Driver: *Turns left*
Gordon: *hits van*
RIB 35: *Shoots grille*
Gordon: They're trying to kill the engine.
Case Cracker: *shoots a RIB (not driver)*
Gordon: *Rams van*
RIB Driver: *Loses control*
Case Cracker: *fires rounds at the unstable car, shooting the driver*
RIB Driver: *Hits a car, and dies*
Gordon: *stops اگلے to van* We gotta get Jim out of there. *Gets out of car*
Case Cracker: *exits the car, and reaches inside the open window to unlock the van*
Gordon: Hang on Jim, we'll get آپ out.
Jim: آپ better hurry up!
Gordon: آپ got the وین unlocked yet?
Case Cracker: *Van is unlocked* Yeah.
Jim: *Exits van* Thanks آپ guys. I don't know what I'd do without you.
Gordon: Those fucks fucked with the wrong pony. Let's finish them off.
Case Cracker: آپ know where they went?
Jim: They're somewhere in Oatland. We'll take this وین towards an abandoned warehouse I know very well, and put on their uniforms.
Case Cracker: Great, I'm done putting up with them.
Jim: Alright, I'm driving. آپ two get in the back.
Gordon: *gets in back*
Jim: *enters driving seat*
Case Cracker: *gets in the back*
Jim: *Drives van*

2 B Continued

Awesome ٹٹو Pictures

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Just Be Me Episode 3 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was just a normal دن in Ponyville. Rarity, Applejack, and قوس قزح Dash went to the lake to try out a new sailboat the three of them built together.

Rainbow Dash: What are we waiting for? Let's get this thing into the water already.
Rarity: Now now, we must make sure everything is in order.
Applejack: But we already did that back at your botique.
Rarity: Well, it's better to be محفوظ than sorry.
Rainbow Dash: Alright.
Flim & Flam: *Arrive in a Silverado towing a trailer. On the trailer is a speed boat. They get out of the truck to greet Applejack* Well well well, if it isn't Applejack....

demon snips snails.JPG

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Pone Stuff

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Source: Equestria Daily

Pone Stuff

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Source: Equestria Daily

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Gran Turismo Episode 1 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim, and Julia returned to their police station. Captain Jefferson was expecting them.

Julia: There's the captain.
Tim: *Stops the car, and backs it into it's parking space* He must have some good news for us. *Stops in the parking space*
Captain Jefferson: *Watching Tim and Julia getting out of the car, and walking towards him*
Tim: *Walking with Julia to the Captain* ارے Captain.
Captain Jefferson: I heard آپ and some officers stopped the Low Riders.
Julia: Yes we did.
Captain Jefferson: That's great, but do me a favor.
Tim: Sure, anything.
Captain Jefferson: Try to stop your suspects without...

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Saten Twisst Adventures S3E3 Part 2

posted by Canada24

Granny Smith: آپ ready for making this years haunted Maze even better than last years.

Master Sword: Any excuse to scare people is enough for me... (picks up hay, seeing someone hiding behind it). Fluutershy?

Granny Smith: What're آپ doin' out and about? It's Nightmare Night, remember?

Fluttershy: How could I forget?... Oh, I don't suppose I could borrow a few pieces of گھاس, ہے from you? I forgot to stock up on food for Angel, and آپ do seem to have quite a lot.

Granny Smith: Sword and I need that for our traditional Haunted Maze. [spooky voice] The scariest maze that there ever was. Who knows what...

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Ponies

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 99 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: March 3, 1960
Location: Hitchcock, Saskatchewan
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Canadian Pacific

For a few days now, Metal Gloss has been working on the Canadian Pacific. She was having fun driving steam trains with Dike, and Highball.

Metal Gloss: *Stops the train in the yards*
Dike: *Blows the whistle for two seconds*
Highball: We've been working together really well.
Metal Gloss: I know. I love it.
Douglas: *Arrives* Metal Gloss, how are things going?
Metal Gloss: Wonderful. I also wanted to thank آپ for letting me live with you.
Douglas: My pleasure.
Dike: Why can't she sleep with one of...

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MLP/Anime

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On The Block Episode 25 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At Tom's house, Tom was with Master Sword

Tom: Hello everybody. For this episode, we don't have any bloopers for you.
Master Sword: Sad, I know. Tom, آپ need to screw up مزید when we film these episodes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Same to آپ buddy.
Master Sword: So every time we film an episode without any bloopers, we improvise.
Tom: Sometimes, we'll دکھائیں an extra skit, but other times, we like to create fake commercials, یا just give آپ the facts.
Master Sword: Let's start with the facts.
Tom: Fact number 1, you're an idiot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: No I'm not! Wait, what are we...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 95 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After the party, everyone except Twilight, and Pinkie Pie left.

Twilight Sparkle: آپ know Pinkie Pie, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
Pinkie Pie: Yes?
Twilight Sparkle: Since I've been a princess for two years now.. *Charges her magic*
Pinkie Pie: *Excited* Yes?!
Twilight Sparkle: I want your money!! *Uses her magic to throw Pinkie Pie into a wall. She runs away stealing all of the money from the cash register.*
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Twilight?

Later in قوس قزح Dash's cloudhouse.

Sean: Why don't آپ just put a ladder here for people that don't fly? آپ didn't really have to carry me....

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I thought about it.. And I AM gonna post my Trixie's funhouse remake on this

posted by Canada24

Please note..

This isn't like my other stories that involve creepy pastas.

This one is fully serious.

But still contains brutal violence and swearing.
So don't read it, if your sensitive to that stuff.

The point of this story is دکھانا how it COULD of been written.

Instead of the twisted comedy it really was made into, with three brain dead fillies, and a horny psychopath.

This verison one has NO sex..

Sorry if آپ were hoping for that.

But I'm not a friggin pervert.. :(

It's meant to be terrifying.

So, Be aware of that.

The story is inspired from Walking Dead NO SANCTUARY..

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On The Block Episode 23 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on سٹریٹ, گلی corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing اگلے to Double Scoop*
Tom: مزید ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands اگلے to...

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Blondlionezel's سب, سب سے اوپر 5 Least-Favorite Characters in Fiction

posted by BlondLionEzel

(Warning! This فہرست contains swearing!)

Hello and welcome to another سب, سب سے اوپر list! Today, we're going over my سب, سب سے اوپر 5 least پسندیدہ characters in fiction. Enjoy!

#5: Kohta and Yuka (Elfen Lied)

These two are probably the most annoying عملی حکمت characters of all time. I understand that cousins marrying is normal in Japan, but eww! Also, even when facts are دیا to Kohta about Lucy and how she can't control her murderous side, he completely ignores them. Also, Yuka a is crying b**ch who doesn't help at all.

#4: Most New 52 Heroes (DC)

I don't know what was going through DC's mind when they rebooted the unvierse,...

On The Block Episode 19 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did آپ get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist:...

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2 ... PART 9

posted by Canada24

Trixie finished one of her magic acts and was now leaving when suddenly Saten appeared out of seemingly nowhere, scaring her.

Trixie: (after calming down a bit) Saten? What آپ doing here!?

Saten: I, I came to watch you.

Trixie: Saten, I been a magician for nearly ten years, آپ NEVER come to watch me.

Saten: Yeah well... I, I really need to talk to you.

Trixie: Yeah well.. I'm not in the mood.. It's been a long day.. I just want to go ہوم and take a bath.

Saten: I, I can walk آپ home..

Trixie: No thanks.. I need the alone time.. (starts leaving).

Saten: But I have to know... Do آپ still love me!?...