….. Just the name alone proves that this is going to be a violent fanfic…. What do آپ expect from a fanfic known as Equestrian Vietnam… Already, I don’t think I can handle it. I mean, the عنوان alone has made me give up hope… Well, lets dive right in.
So, it starts with this one ٹٹو named Blood, who is watching TV, when a message comes on to شامل میں the army. This is never mentioned again, as Blood’s friend Blake comes in. Also, THERE ARE NO PERIODS! Each paragraph is less of a paragraph, and مزید of one big, fat sentence. It is already annoying me, and we haven’t even read the fanfic for a minute. So, Blood tells us that he was drafted and will have to go to the army… and he completely forgets, and eats breakfast quickly. How the fuck can آپ forget that آپ are going to the war? Seriously, it’s kind of important. So, Blood takes his plate with him as Blaze drives a jeep to pick up Fluttershy. Yep, the Mane 6 are also in the army. This is so stupid it hurts. Also, once Blood finishes eating, he throws the plate into someone’s windshield. Great, our main characters an asshole. I don’t think I have any مزید hope to lose.
So, once Blood and Blake get Fluttershy, they go to the military base, and meet one of Bloods other friends-that-just-come-out-of-bumfuck-nowhere, Dean. They talk for a bit, then they get into the choppers, along with Fluttershy, some guy called Mark, Spike, Twilight, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, قوس قزح Dash, Applebloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle- Wait a minute? The military is so desperate, that they are sending little kids into the army. I know that the U.S. military was short during the Vietnam War, but, SERIOUSLY, I highly doubt they would bring little kids into the war. But, no, this is a fanfic, so we need to have a reason to دکھائیں a child get murdered, and since the Vietnam War had napalm, Agent Orange, bombings, guerrilla warfare, lots of traps, and the deaths of hundreds to thousands of innocent civilians, I am not looking آگے to what twisted shit the مصنف has made.
So, once they set foot in Vietnam, which, let me remind you, IS NOWHERE NEAR EQUESTRIA, they are instantly greeted with gunfire. They have a pisspoor fight scene, involving some dumb luck with grenades, and then they اقدام on. Did we really need this scene to exist? Really? So, after walking for what seemed like…… two seconds, they all decide to make camp… in a jungle of all places. Yeah, I know that there wasn’t much else to sleep, but, seriously, the Viet Cong know the environment better than آپ schmucks, I’m pretty sure camping in a dark jungle is as effective as having a neon light sign saying “We’re here”.
So… APPARENTLY, there just happens to be a village near by. Then Mark, who, let me remind you, came out of nowhere, and has not had one line of dialogue, and has not done anything to اقدام the story along, is still sadly alive. Thankfully, he gets shot سے طرف کی a sniper, but, unfortunately, it was only in the leg. So, once Blake goes out to save him, he gets shot in the leg. What, is the sniper confusing headshots with leg shots. If your gonna kill them, shoot them in the head, آپ idiot. So, they do some hand signals, which would be impossible in the actual show, since they have hooves, not hands. After that, they shoot the sniper thanks to dumb luck again, and then they just walk into the village to sleep there… a village that had a Viet Cong sniper. Don’t آپ think they would have at least scouted the place out before going to sleep?
So, they than find a چوہا tunnel, and Dean and Blood try to flank it, only for Blood to nearly kill Dean inside of the tunnel. Jesus, this army is easily the worst army in existence. I think that if these were the ones who were in the actual war, Vietnam would just be a barren wasteland سے طرف کی the time they left. Anyway, randomly placed enemies are forced into the story, they shoot at the group for a bit until they escape in a helicopter. My god, why are there so many lazily added scenes in this fanfic? So, once they get to the village, Dean is ordered to stay up and watch. And, what does he do? He falls asleep, and lets the village get attacked. Worst! Soldiers! Ever! Anyway, they are all tied up and lined up in order… And, are آپ ready for the stupidest fucking thing ever in a fanfic? I mean, just the stupidest fucking thing? Well, Blood is shot in the head, and he falls to the ground. However, he gets right back up, AFTER GETTING SHOT IN THE HEAD, and takes on all of the Viet Cong with a goddamn pocketknife… Yes, آپ heard right. He survived a bullet to his fucking head, and took on a large group of Viet Cong, who are مزید skilled at fighting, and killed them all with a fucking pocketknife… I think we have finally hit rock bottom. Oh, and this never explained, یا even mentioned again. Everyone just decides “He survived a bullet to the head, huh? Oh well, guess we should keep moving”. I swear to god, this fanfic is making Plan 9 From Outer Space look smart.
So, after they leave, it is shown that Spike took the head of one of the Viet Cong and saved it as a trophy… Why the fuck is Spike, a baby dragon, carrying around the severed head of a Viet Cong? Just why? So after that, Blood and Spike try to sneak through a field, as their could be placed bombs anywhere… So, what does Spike do? He runs right into the field, blows himself up, and lands on a conveniently placed spike and impales himself. Why is this army so fucking stupid? I swear, you’re making the alien army from The Signs look threatening. And those guys thought it was a good idea to invade a world 75% covered in water, which is there one weakness.
So, after that… shit, we cut to where the group is discussing whether یا not to abandon Blood. After this, Blood tries to kill them, and Fluttershy has to keep him from doing so. WHY IS THIS GUY OUR MAIN CHARACTER!? So, what does Fluttershy get for trying to stop a mutiny from breaking out? Blood hits her in the face. Fuck abandonment, lets just shoot the fucker. That’s my vote. He then punches Blake, and…. then everyone just continues to اقدام on. This entire scene was pointless. So, once they reach the evac point, they notice that Twilight is missing. They then say that she was gone for a whole hour. IT TOOK THEM A FUCKING گھنٹہ TO NOTICE SHE WAS GONE?! So, Blood goes back to look for her, only to see that her entrails were torn out of her body and on the ground. So, she eventually dies, and they then see Derpy piloting a helicopter, which shen then bails out of, and lands in a field and- Jesus Christ, fanfic, slow down, Are آپ trying to write the stories plot as super sonic speed یا something? Try to at least tell a story right.
So, once they find that Derpy is magically okay, they then realize that they have little ammo. Also, a storm is coming, so they take refuge in ANOTHER JUNGLE!? Oh yeah, because the last sleeping in a jungle incident ending perfectly last time. So, they all decide to go hunting for food. Nothing happens, it doesn’t اقدام the story along, and it has spelling grammars like crazy, so…. after that, they wake up in the morning, kill a group of Viet Cong, and find that they have plenty of ammo, food, and medical equipment. How fucking convenient. After that, they walk into a town, where a sniper shoots fuel tanks that Pinkie was carrying on her back… WHY THE FUCK WOULD آپ CARRY FUEL TANKS ON YOUR FUCKING BACK IN A GODDAMN WAREZONE! Oh, and she dies. I didn’t think I needed to point that out. And then Rarity shot the sniper in the head. After this, the others went to scout out the area, and Dean کہا that he knows that applejack کی, اپپلیجاک loves him. Uh… WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS A THING!? There was no indication that they loved each other. There were no hints, no nothing. The مصنف just three this stupid subplot into the mix and now we got to deal with it. Seriously, this is the starting to become a gigantic mindfuck.
But, suddenly, مزید Viet Cong come by, and… It just cuts to night… That whole fucking attack was pointless. So, it turns out that Scootaloo was a traitor…. Really, آپ made Scootaloo of all the characters a traitor? Anyway, as she talks to the Viet Cong, Blood comes in, grabs her سے طرف کی the throat, and tears out her intestines, and strangles her to death with him. Buddy, haven’t آپ heard of a gun. It’s a little less over the سب, سب سے اوپر then choking someone with their own intestines. Its also a little مزید normal. And after he throws her out the سیکنڈ story building to hang سے طرف کی her intestines, he tells Sweetie Belle and Applebloom to go to sleep… Yeah, I’m sure they will have a good nights rest after they just saw one of their دوستوں get murdered سے طرف کی you. Seriously, who’s bright idea was it to let آپ be in charge of this platoon. I’d rather place my life in the hands of Derpy Hooves before you. Also, one مزید thing. Called it. I knew one of the CMC would be brutally killed, and here is proof.
So, the اگلے morning, people see the dead body of Scootaloo, and, let me tell you, this is starting to make what the Viet Cong did look less violent. I mean, seriously, he used her own insides as a noose. So, after that, they all head out. But, Sweetie Belle then says that Blood killed her, and, well, before a mutiny could start, they are all knocked out سے طرف کی Viet Cong and sent to a POW camp. Oh god, please tell me that Blood dies. If he does, all will be forgiven. But, they all end up walking out. Unfortunately, the bastard soldier lives to see another day. Also, and, I just wanted to hold this for a bit, Ahem…. HOW THE FUCK DID THEY BREAK OUT OF A FUCKING POW CAMP SO FUCKING EASILY!? No, seriously, last time I checked, POW camps are basically impossible to escape from. And for those who have escaped, they take day, weeks, months, یا even years of planning, yet these guys break out in mere seconds… Well, perhaps I was being too hard on the platoon, because now I see that both sides of the war are fucking stupid.
Oh, and they still have all their guns and equipment. My god, the Viet Cong couldn’t even bother to take their equipment? It’s no wonder they’ve been dropping like flies throughout this fanfic. So, they take out two snipers, but Fluttershy gets shot in the stomach. So, Blood gets her away from the danger, and calls for a chopper, which is piloted by… Vinyl Scratch. Is it really appropriate to put her here. I mean, آپ could have chosen ANY other pony, and آپ chose the one that stands out the most in the Vietnam War. I mean, she’s a DJ, and I highly doubt that stuff existed in the 1960s.
So, once they get back to base, Blood and the others prepare for a napalm strike. So, as they begin to اقدام out, Dean and applejack کی, اپپلیجاک are trying to kiss, and make fuel for the shippers. But, its interrupted when Blood says they have to leave. So, they go and get a PT کشتی while Derpy goes and gets the three new platoon members from the POW camp…. uh, where the fuck did they come from. No, seriously. I thought Mark being introduced to the story was bad, but, these guys? We don’t even know their fucking names. My god, I just hope this fanfic is ending soon. I can not take another منٹ of this clusterfuck of a fanfic. As soon as they start moving, an RPG is fired at them, and applejack کی, اپپلیجاک and Dean decide it is the perfect time to kiss. IS NOW REALLY THE FUCKING TIME FOR THAT! I think swapping spit is appropriate when a fucking RPG rocket is coming right at you. So, instead of destroying the boat, killing everyone, and ending the story right there, it just… flips. Yeah, and RPG just makes a کشتی flip… My god, this… I don’t even know. It’s just that. Oh, and they… SOMEHOW manage to make it into the chopper. This is… just fucking stupid. But, Blood then goes out of the chopper to get Rarity, and, instead of just running, he manages to hold Rarity over his shoulders, while still operating a giant gun to fight a wave of Viet Cong. My god, its like this fanfic is trying to become the اگلے Commando.
So, once Blood miraculously, and, unfortunately, makes it back to the base alive, the base is then attacked سے طرف کی a bombing squad سے طرف کی Viet Cong. Um, okay, I don’t know what history class آپ took in high school but, the Viet Cong did not have planes یا helicopters. It would be impossible for them to have a bombing squad. This is literally, the worst fanfic based off history, I have ever seen. And it is nothing مزید than a piece of shit. So, they escape through a hatch and make it to another base… which is on the other side of the field that their original base was. WHO THOUGHT THAT PUTTING A BASE RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE ONE THAT WAS UNDER ATTACK WAS A GOOD IDEA?! So, Dean goes to put their flag on the flag pole, only to get shot سے طرف کی a Viet Cong. Well, with Viet Cong only a few feet away, and آپ on something as tall as a flag pole, what the hell were آپ expecting? That they would just let آپ climb the pole unscathed? So, once he falls to the ground, he passes out… and so does Blood for some reason, and they are then put into a helicopter…. only to end up back in a POW camp. OH COME ON! WE JUST GOT DONE WITH SHIT! NOW WERE BACK TO WHERE WE WERE?!
So, here is where he meets the leader of the POW camp, and, سے طرف کی god, he takes all of the evil general of the opposing army cliches and is put into this one character. He has a scar on his face, he scares his own men, he will kill anyone with joy, he even puts cigarettes out on his enemies to torture them. I swear, he is just a big fat evil general cliche. No doubt about it. But, for some reason, Spitfire comes سے طرف کی in a helicopter and fights them… only for the leader to kill her with an RPG. Once again, this scene was pointless. So, while everyone in the POW camp, Blake finally snaps, and says he will tell them everything… and that, for some reason, makes them bring Blood with them. So, once they are in another room, instead of interrogating them, the leader just plays Russian Roulette with them. And, since the other Viet Cong in the room don’t mind at all, they just let Blood take the gun, and shoot and kill their leader. And to think that Blood’s platoon was a bunch of morons, these guys are just borderline brain dead. So, Blood cuts all of his platoon lose, and, ONLY NOW, does قوس قزح Dash come to save them. Yeah, a bit too late don’t آپ think. So, they use a tank they got for no fucking reason, ride it through the jungle for no fucking reason, and find an evac chopper. They are then taken back to Equestria, and then they go their separate ways. Blood and Fluttershy get married, because why not. We need another forced romance. applejack کی, اپپلیجاک and Dean get married. Rarity… for some reason has a kid, and no one gives a shit about Mark, because he was pointless. And that is the fanfic everybo- No wait, it’s still going. آپ see, they all ended up having bad lives… but آپ just کہا that they all got married. What مزید is there to show. That’s it, author. Seriously, we don’t need this fanfic to go on.
Sadly, it does go on. So, Blood gets everyone together to plan a bank heist- Wait a minute. So, we went from the Vietnam War to a bank heist of Grand Theft Auto proportions? Go home, fanfic, you’re drunk. Once they get into the bank, they started killing security guards, but Vinyl was shot in the chest and killed. So, قوس قزح Dash blows up the truck, as well as half the money, and she, Blood, Dean, and Mark (Why the fuck is Mark still here) and they all try to escape from the cops. So, they escape the cops, and Dean and applejack کی, اپپلیجاک are forced to leave town. Blood was arrested, while Blake returned the money, and Mark died from a heroin overdose. Aw, poor Mark, he did so much to the plot- No wait, he didn’t. He won’t be missed. And, once Blood in in court, and is دیا five years in prison, Blood throws a chair at him and is دیا twenty years… yeah, I’m guessing Blood lost some IQ after the war. I mean, why else would he drag his دوستوں into the heist and ruin their perfect lives. Oh, and after he see’s Fluttershy and his two kids crying, he just shrugs it off…. Well, fuck آپ Blood. And fuck this fanfic.
I have never, and I mean NEVER, read a fanfic that is this badly written in my life. The plot is مزید out of order than a screwed up court case, the characters are as bland as paste, the story is completely empty and void of life, and it is just a boring mess. I mean, آپ would have مزید enjoyment counting the dust mites on a بستر then آپ would reading this fanfic. And, I must apologize to anyone who was offended سے طرف کی this fanfic, as it did nothing مزید then turn the Vietnam War from a tragic and horrible time in history into a fucking joke. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take