My Little ٹٹو Friendship is Magic Article: Saten twist season 2 episode 3... Part 5

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Saten twist season 2 episode 3... Part 5

posted by Canada24

LATER:

Airbourne: And that's why آپ should let my client go..

Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all آپ did was دکھائیں up, sit down, and say "that's why آپ should let him go"..

Airbourne: ...... I'll give آپ twenty bucks.

Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).

LATER AGAIN:

Master Sword: See, told آپ my friend will get us out.

Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..

Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy

Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?

Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-

Saten: (punches Sword in the face).

Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!

That's all I got, so end of episode.

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Windwakerguy430 Yeah, I don't remember Sword being a pervert

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Dashing & Daring: London Burnouts part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

They looked everywhere for Felix after the race, but Sean, Daredevil, and Nikki could not find him.

Sean: Where do آپ think he went?
Nikki: Did he go to Russia?
Daredevil: No, theres two مزید races left. He couldn't have gone back to Russia.
Sean: I'd be surprised if he did.
Daredevil: Yeah, well we'll find out soon. But now we have to make some money.

I think آپ all know what they're doing. Chasing a truck with drugs? WRONG! They were chasing a truck with money. Of course it was euros, and pounds, but they'd buy مزید stuff then a U.S dollar bill.

Sean: Without قوس قزح Dash, Daredevil will have...

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Dashing & Daring: London Burnouts part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

All four of the main characters went to London. When they got on the boat, they were met سے طرف کی other racers.

Mexican: Hey. Do آپ know how long it'll take for us to get into England?
Sean: Don't know, don't care. Just sit back, and relax.
Felix: *waxing car*

About 3 hours later, we got to the docks. Ponies were excited to see the arriving contestants.

british ponies: *taking pictures*
mexican: No! No taking photograph!
Sean: It's a good thing.
mexican: It is? Ok then.
Queen of england: Welcome everypony! I am so glad all of آپ could make it.
Felix: Thanks. *inflating tires*
Q.O.E: آپ all will stay...

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The last solstice - Chapter 5: Those purple eyes

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 5: Those purple eyes

Nocturnal Mirage is startled from his sleep سے طرف کی a sharp clashing sound.

“What?!” the dark blue stallion sits up in his بستر rapidly.

He looks around in the large room. It takes him a few سیکنڈ to realize where he is. Oh, that’s right… you’re here again… he acknowledges. There’s an opened book on his belly. He fell asleep reading it.

The sound of breaking glass brings him back to reality completely. Mirage shakes his head and puts the book aside. He hears it again. Glass clashing against marble.

“Gosh darn it! The third night in a row!”...

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The last solstice - Chapter 3: Solitude

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 3: Solitude

Luna was right.

I was right too! Mirage thinks.

The Moon goddess کہا that her sister will probably greet her new guard in the form of a letter. And Mirage suspected that the alicorn of the Sun was listening. The cobalt stallion smirked. He imagined the picture. The all mighty Celestia, the ruler of Equestria nestles up to the door very closely. Probably with an anxious look on her face, for she worries because her calm loneliness is disturbed.

“Ha!” Mirage exclaims loudly, as the picture he imagined fills up his soul with luscious pleasure for a moment....

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Nightmare Moonraker part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con & Twilight were in the prison cells on the ship, but they still had a radio.

Twilight: Man, can anypony hear me?
S: Is that آپ Twilight? Where's Mane?
Con: Right here S. Listen, we need آپ to call in reinforcements from M.I.3.
S: Is that neccesary? Where are آپ two?
Russian pony87: *hears radio*
Twilight: Man just do it!
Russian pony87: Who are آپ talking to?
Twilight: Con man. Nopony else I can talk to.
Russian pony87: Well uh, keep it quiet.
Con: Sure *breaks jail door*
Russian pony74: HEY!
Twilight: *shoots enemy*
Con: *takes pistol*
NMM: Sir? Con & Twilight have escaped.
Drake: Then...

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Nightmare Moonraker part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The two spies went on until they reached the space ships.

Twilight: Man we found the spaceships.
Con: Hey, look over there.
Twilight: They have a map of the cities they're attacking.
Con: San Fran, Tokyo, and Hong Kong.
Twilight: Man if we're to stop those rockets from hitting them cities we have to get on the ship. I have a plan. *teleports them onto ship*
Con: Perfect. We just need to get in disguise now.
Twilight: Right *gets disguise*
Con: *stares at Twilight's ass*
Twilight: May I help you?
Con: آپ already are *gets in disguise*
Twilight: *gets in disguise* We need to kill everypony in this...

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The New Era... PART 9

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Steven

1 سال later... Vinyl has been killed and... Dan too... soo... yea...
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ACT |||
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Era End Coming...

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FireDash - I gonna buy bannananana... what?
NightFire - CAN آپ SHUT UP!
TearDrop - brother... آپ gonna buy رس, جوس for me
NightFire - of course
FireDash - banana... banana... banananana
NightFire - uhhh...
Mare - HELP HELP!
FireDash - huh?
Mare - Undead UNDEAD!
GoldenHorn - HAHAHA IM ALAIVE
NightFire - 0_0
FireDash - bananana wait... OH MY GOD!
NightFire - Hide Behaind Me TearDrop!
GEA Soldier - GO GO GO!!!! *shoot*
GoldenHorn - *teleport*
GEA Soldier...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight, and Pinkie Pie returned to the Ponyville safehouse.

Dan: Where have آپ two been?
Twilight: Man I just took over some businesses, with help from Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: She knows what to do now.
Dan: Excellent. The Las Pegasus mob says that they will try to attack our safehouse. We gotta prevent them from doing that.
Twilight: No problem.

The Las Pegasus mob soon arrived.

Sean: They're here!!
Twilight: *grabs grease gun* Let's do this.
L.P. ponies: Dan, have your mafia surrender!
Dan: Howabout آپ screw yourselves?
L.P. ponies: Wrong answer! *fire guns at Dan*
Dan: Wrong اقدام *grabs molotov*...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

applejack کی, اپپلیجاک & Rarity went on to rob the bank.

Rarity: *grabs gun*
Applejack: Not yet! Ya have to wait until you're inside the bank!
Rarity: How about this? *makes gun disappear*
Applejack: Now ya have no gun.
Rarity: Oh yes I do, but it's invisible.
Applejack: Alright, let's just rob this bank.
guard: Hello ladies.
Rarity: *shoots guard*
Applejack: *kills other guards*
Rarity: I'm gonna open that vault. *magically opens vault*
Applejack: What are ya'll staring at? A southern ٹٹو working with someone british?
normal pony: Uuhhh
Applejack: *kills normal pony*
Rarity: Got the money let's go!
Applejack:...

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The Mare With The Golden Gun part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con & Hattan were taking 20 paces, and then it happened.

Con: *fires gun* Where did Hattan go?
Sneak Peak: She forgot ammo for her gun. You'll have to continue the duel with her that way.
Con: Why didn't آپ tell me?
Sneak Peak: آپ were concentrating very well, and I didn't wanna disturb that.
Con: آپ know, I've never killed a midget before. But there's a first time for everything.
Sneak Peak: I'm offended.
Con: Good. *walks inside*
Sneak Peak: *runs to control room*
Con: *looks around* What kind of a place is this?
Sneak Peak: It's a funhouse. Me & Ms. Scaramanga worked on it together!...

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The Mare With The Golden Gun part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Golden gun

The first Con Mane story to have OC's that aren't mine. Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can آپ check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are آپ Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised آپ have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
business pony: Where are you? دکھائیں yourself!
Hattan:...

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MLP Mafias Are dangerous episode 1 part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After returning from St. Foalis we discovered that قوس قزح Dash was no where to be seen.

Sean: Where'd she go?
Pinkie Pie: She went to be with Scootaloo.

The two pegasi were at Cloudsdale celebrating for Scootaloo. She just passed flight school, and the two were having lunch together.

Scootaloo: Everypony thought I was amazing.
Rainbow Dash: They sure did. What kind of پیزا do آپ want?
Scootaloo: One with sausage, and onions.
Rainbow Dash: Good choices. And to drink?
Scootaloo: I guess I'll have a Dr. Whoover.

Rainbow Dash went to order the pizza, and drinks when she noticed a alicorn fly by....

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The truth about Chrysalis' life: PART 4

posted by soomin1208

At school, in lunch, Cadence sitting alone....

Cadence: *thinking* Maybe...I'm wrong..maybe she is nice... M-
Celestia: ارے Cadence: *sits* Ready for P.E.?
Cadence: I sure am!
Luna: Me too!!! Me too!!!
Discord: hurry up mares! We're gonna be late for P.E.! (Flies to gym)

At last, when the class arrived to the gym....

Coach: Okay class, today, we are playing....DODGEBALL!!!!!!!
All: *sigh*
Coach: Okay, Discord, Chrysalis, and Shining Armor, your a team. Cadence, Celestia, Luna, and Sombra, your the other. Let the dodgeball game...BEGIN!

Celestia: *throws ball at Discord, but misses*
Discord: *throws ball...

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MLP mafias are dangerous episode 1 part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

applejack کی, اپپلیجاک & Rarity hid the gun in the bathroom, and talked to Dan on the phone.

Rarity: They should be there in a minute.
Dan: I see a continental, is that them?
Applejack: If it's got Nickel Lesscage then that's the one.
Dan: He's not in there, but his crappy sidekick is.
Applejack: Alright, well kill him.
Dan: With pleasure, but I gotta go now.
Manehattan pony23: Dan, so good to see you.
Dan: Yes, but where's Nickel?
Manehattan pony23: Unfortunately he couldn't make it, so he sent his سیکنڈ highest ranked ٹٹو to be here.
2nd pony: That's me.
Dan: I see. Let's grab some dinner.
Manehattan...

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Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight helped Derpy & Octavia escape, then they were making their way off the boat.

Twilight: آپ two wait here. We need Pinkie since she has the map.
Octavia: Oh perfect. آپ better get her quickly.
Twilight: Pinkie? Come here.
Pinkie Pie: *hops toward Twilight* Guten Tag Twilight. *laughs*
Twilight: Stop speaking german, and come with me.
Pinkie Pie: Nein, ich bin Deutsch, damit ich sie sprechen kann, wenn ich will.
Twilight: What? *kidnaps Pinkie* Row!
Octavia: Can't آپ use magic to teleport us?
Twilight: I can, but I'm not teleporting آپ guys.
Derpy: Aaawww.
Tourist ٹٹو 4: *drives...

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The Problem in Sweet سیب, ایپل Acres: Part 3

posted by soomin1208

applejack کی, اپپلیجاک past the rest of the دن with her friends. And Applebloom past the whole دن with Scootaloo and Sweetie Bell. It was getting dark. A tear rolled down her face as she کہا goodbye to her friends, so did AB. AJ and AB went back ہوم to pack.

AJ: Ya'll ready Big Macintosh?
BM: Eeyup.
AJ: And ya'll AB?
AB: Eeyup...
Granny smith: We're all ready.
AJ: .....guess...its time to go...
All: *nods*

They all went to the train station tierd. Finally, when they were all in their seats, Applebloom started to cry a bit. Her sister hugged her tightly.

AB: Ah dont wanna leave...
AJ: Ah dont wanna leave either....But...

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the new series MLP WIF

posted by fefe2002

My little ٹٹو what is friendship is a series like my little ٹٹو friendship is magic its about a ٹٹو named bubble gum and she has so many دوستوں and she always party's so she wanted to learn something new that she never bothered to learn it was friendship.Also if she knew how to deal with دوستوں she still likes to learn مزید about friendship.However she likes to give مزید happiness to her دوستوں than she has ever done.

and that's my new series so if آپ want مزید information just post on my دیوار the سوالات آپ want to ask me :)

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An Unexpected Love

posted by mariofan14

It was a glorious دن in the town of Ponyville. Everyone started to get up and go do their errands, even Princess Twilight Sparkle, who didn't leave her friends. She went to visit some ponies to greet them, chat, and then go to her friends. All the colts and fillies were too getting up, but it was for school. Why don't we go to the house of the family of Diamond Tiara, shall we? Even though her family was rich, their house seemed quaint and small. But it looked a little like a mansion on the inside. (Filler: Do not be fooled سے طرف کی common place appearances. It isn't what's on the outside, but what...

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Pinkie's Duel part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pinkie was sleeping until she heard a horn. She thought it was the trucker, but it was a train passing سے طرف کی her.

Pinkie Pie: *laughs* Thank goodness.

She watched the train, and when it passed she drove off. Then she saw the big rig.

Pinkie Pie: Oh boy.
Trucker: *reving big rig*
Pinkie Pie: *drives toward trucker*
Trucker: *blocks road*
Pinkie Pie: *stops*

Pinkie then went in reverse off the road. She got out of her car, and stopped two ponies driving on the road

Pony 1: What is it ma'am?
Pinkie Pie: The ٹٹو in that big rig is trying to kill me. I need your help!
Pony 2: This mare is crazy.
Pony 1:...

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Pepperella (A Cinderella-like story)

posted by mariofan14

(There will be OC ponies in this story. There's Cotton Swirls سے طرف کی MLPFiMFan765, Nikki West سے طرف کی applejackrocks, Peppermint سے طرف کی DisneyFan333, Score Heights سے طرف کی Quillabex, Sugar بادل سے طرف کی misscrazel, and Cakey Cake سے طرف کی yours truly. I hope آپ all enjoy this.)

It was a great دن in Trottingham, where everyone was going about doing their business as most other ponies would. But for these ponies, it would be different. آپ see, the cake making alicorn, Cakey Cake, has invited some دوستوں over for a cake project that would be shown at a cake دکھائیں against many other bakers, including Mr. and Mrs. Cake. She...