posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 10:04 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific
Michael was waiting in the train yard when he saw Roger arrive in a short freight.
Roger: *Stops his train*
Michael: Roger, I got a job for you.
Roger: What is it sir?
Michael: Go to Cheyenne, and deliver engine parts to The Union Pacific.
Roger: *Angry* I just got back from there!!
Michael: Do as I say, یا else. Anthony is waiting for you.
Anthony: *Smiles, and waves at Roger*
Roger: Stop smiling آپ fucking ass. *Walks to the train*
Michael: *Walks away*
Anthony: I was just trying to be friendly.
Roger: I don't care. *Climbs into the engine cab* Keep your mouth shut, and I won't be pissed off. *Drives the train*
Hawkeye, and Mirage just got out of Coltorado, and entered Wyoming with the seven new engines.
Hawkeye: So, what type of engines are we delivering? I'm not familiar with them.
Mirage: U25B diesels سے طرف کی General Electric.
Hawkeye: General Electric?
Mirage: Yes. They were once teamed up with Equestrian Locomotive Company, but تقسیم, الگ کریں up, and decided to make their own locos. They're called U boats for short.
Hawkeye: I'm sure if the Nazis were still around, they'd really appreciate that.
Back at Cheyenne, Pete was checking things in the yard.
Gonzo: *Arrives* Yes sir?
Pete: How much space do we have in the yards?
Gonzo: Enough to fit nearly 200 freight cars.
Pete: Good. We're having مزید trains coming in this week. One of them contains new engine parts I bought, and the Southern Pacific is delivering them to me from Ogden as we speak. Also, Pierce, and Mirage are coming from Denver with new locomotives.
Gonzo: I see. Interesting to know.
Pete: I know آپ have no intelligence, but whatever آپ do, keep Orion away from the new engines, and parts. He might try to destroy them in order to get fired.
Gonzo: I'll keep that in mind.
Pete: I'll have his sister, Snowflake help you.
Snowflake: *Sticks her head out of a window in the yard tower* We'll make sure Orion doesn't destroy anything sir.
Orion: *Arrives with a chainsaw while whistling the tune of Hound Dog*
Gonzo: *Spots Orion* Eh, Snowflake?
Orion: *Activates the chainsaw, and begins to saw part of the tower off* This tower will collapse in a matter of seconds.
Pete: *Runs to Orion* Oh no آپ don't!! *Pulls Orion away from the tower* Bad boy!
Orion: *Turns off the chainsaw* Very 21st century of آپ sir. I am not a dog.
Pete: آپ should know better than to make the yard tower fall down!
Gonzo & Snowflake: Shame on you!
Orion: At least I'm getting fired.
Pete: Oh no you're not. Just to piss آپ off, I'll make آپ work here without getting paid.
Orion: So be it. Now excuse me as I quote part of a poem سے طرف کی Shakespeare. *Grabs a skull* The will to win, the desire to succeed, the urge to reach your full potential... these are the keys that will unlock the door to personal excellence.
Pete: That's Confucius!
Orion: Oh well. *Walks away*
2 B Continued