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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Pinkie Pie: *Flying through the sky with the pair of wings Twilight gave her* I bet I can fly faster than قوس قزح Dash. *Clearing five clouds as she goes really fast. She flies upwards, then flies towards the ground. She does a Sonic Rainboom, and goes upwards again* Yeah!!!!

A few منٹ later.

Pinkie Pie: *Standing اگلے to Rarity*
Rarity: *Still hitched up to the six heavy wagons* So Pinkie, are آپ enjoying Rainbow's job?
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! It's very fun.
Rarity: I wish I could do it.
Pinkie Pie: Well اگلے time Celestia is intoxicated, آپ should ask her.
Rarity: I'll keep "that" in mind.
Pinkie Pie: Everypony is saying that I'm doing a good job. *Blushing* Some even say I'm better than قوس قزح Dash.
Rarity: Oh yeah, who told آپ that?
Pinkie Pie: My parents, and sisters.
Rarity: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: *Doesn't feel offended, because of what she has to say next* So, good luck with those wagons, right?
Rarity: Oh, yes, I'm just about to leave.
Pinkie Pie: But you've been standing there since yesterday. Just give up.
Rarity: No. Not until I pull these wagons! *Her hooves slip as she tries to run*
Pinkie Pie: Rarity, pull yourself together. Stop. Stop!!
Rarity: *Stops, and is out of breath* I know I've gone at least five inches.
Pinkie Pie: *Lies* Yeah, right Rarity. *Flies away to clear مزید clouds*
Rarity: I swear Pinkie! I will pull these wagons! Just آپ wait!!

Stop the song.

In Happy Land, قوس قزح Dash was turning back to normal, after she ate some ووڈکا, شراب cupcakes.

قوس قزح Dash: *Waking up, and has a headache* Aw, where am I?
Amtrak: *Returns* ارے my blue amigo. How are آپ feeling?
قوس قزح Dash: Pretty bad. Was were in those cupcakes?
Amtrak: That's not important. What is important is that we fixed your wings.
قوس قزح Dash: *Flies up to the ceiling, and gets excited* Oh great. I guess I can go now.
Amtrak: Yeah, I wouldn't wanna do that.
قوس قزح Dash: Yeah I would.
Amtrak: No آپ wouldn't. Stick around for a while. Once we make a sale, آپ can go. *Walking away*
قوس قزح Dash: Once we make a what?!
Amtrak: Ah nothing. Just, don't leave yet.
قوس قزح Dash: *Walks to the grey mare*
Grey Mare: Did آپ get your wings healed سے طرف کی Amtrak?
قوس قزح Dash: Yes. I'm going ہوم now.
Grey Mare: No you're not. He'll stop you.
قوس قزح Dash: No he won't. He's gone. *Walking towards the door*
Grey Mare: آپ have a lot to learn about this place.
Amtrak: *Running towards قوس قزح Dash* Whoa whoa whoa, where do آپ think you're going? *Blocking قوس قزح Dash* I wouldn't leave just yet.
قوس قزح Dash: *Goes back to the grey mare*
Amtrak: *Walks out of the room, and goes upstairs*
قوس قزح Dash: Okay you're right. He stopped me.
Grey Mare: What are آپ going to do?
قوس قزح Dash: I'll follow him when he goes out tonight.
Grey Mare: I can't believe I didn't think of that.
قوس قزح Dash: Well, when you're as smart as me, and have an awesome pair of wings that can make آپ break the sound barrier, it's easy to come up with brilliant plans.
Grey Mare: *Uninterested* Uh huh.

That night, Amtrak walked out of Happy Land, and قوس قزح Dash followed him. She stayed away from him, and made no sounds.

Amtrak: *Sits in front of a boulder*

A TV screen appeared on the boulder, and on the screen was Doctor Dastardly

Amtrak: آپ wanted to see me Doctor Dastardly?
Doctor Dastardly: Yes. We got a buyer for that blue pegasus who just came in.
Amtrak: Oh yes, that pony. I drugged her, and fixed her wings.
Doctor Dastardly: Excellent!
Amtrak: But I think she knows something is up. She tried to escape sir.
Doctor Dastardly: Well Amtrak, we can't allow that. Go back to Happy Land, and make sure that she, along with no one else is trying to es-CAPE!!!
Amtrak: Affirmative sir.
Doctor Dastardly: Mwahahahahahahaha! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!

The screen disappears from the boulder, and Amtrak turns around, only to bump into قوس قزح Dash.

قوس قزح Dash: Uh oh.
Amtrak: You. آپ heard everything. آپ were spying on us.
قوس قزح Dash: No, I was just passing by.
Amtrak: Don't lie to me, and you're not going to escape. *Taking قوس قزح Dash back to Happy Land* I'm calling for reinforcements.

Back in Happy Land, two مزید stallions were standing guard. Their names were Mojo, and Jojo.

Amtrak: Just try to escape now آپ blue brat. Didn't آپ see the sign upon entering? No one ever escapes.

Back to Rarity.

Rarity: Okay, I can do this. It's just six wagons, and..

Song (Start it at 0:04): link

Rarity: *Pulling the wagons* YES!! I DID IT!! *Running while pulling the wagons* Oh, but no one is here to see me make my massive accomplishment. Pooh. Ah never mind, these wagons of coal need to get to the station.

Celestia was no longer feeling drunk. She went to go see Pinkie Pie who was hanging out with Smoky Joe. Stop the song

Celestia: *Lands in front of Pinkie, and Smoky Joe*
Smoky Joe: Celestia. When is قوس قزح Dash coming back? I feel mighty lonely without her.
Celestia: I'm not sure. She didn't go to the medical center since it was under repairs.
Pinkie Pie: Then where is she?
Celestia: I told Oddjob to take قوس قزح Dash to a new place called Happy Land, but apparently, it's not as happy as the name implies. I can't contact them. They keep ignoring my calls.
Pinkie Pie: So, what are آپ going to do Celestia?
Celestia: Don't worry. I decided to e-mail them spam until they return قوس قزح Dash.
Pinkie Pie: That's a good idea.
Celestia: I think so too.
Smoky Joe: I am not so sure.
Celestia: Well- uh oh. It's seven o' clock. That means I'm going to be late for my AA meeting. I'm sorry, but I must go. *Flies away*
Smoky Joe: Pinkie, آپ must go save قوس قزح Dash.
Pinkie Pie: What do آپ mean me go? آپ go, آپ have nothing to do.
Smoky Joe: Whoa whoa whoa Pinkie. This is not about me. It is about you. I thought that آپ were قوس قزح Dash's friend.
Pinkie Pie: I am her friend, but-
Smoky Joe: Pinkie, if you're really قوس قزح Dash's friend, آپ will go and save her.
Pinkie Pie: Smoky Joe, I have to clear the clouds!
Smoky Joe: Screw the clouds. Go, and save your friend قوس قزح Dash. Go now.
Pinkie Pie: Hmm...

2 B Continued
 Special guest star, ROB as Doctor Dastardly
Special guest star, ROB as Doctor Dastardly
 Mojo
Mojo
 Jojo
Jojo
posted by Seanthehedgehog
In Seattle, Larry walked out of the company headquarters. The headquarters was located on 10th Avenue. He turned around to speak to the boss before he left.

Larry: *Carrying a suitcase* Thanks again for the promotion.
Boss: You're welcome. Now get going. آپ have to get to L.A, and دکھائیں everypony your promotion papers.
Larry: That's right, I have to get going now.
Boss: *Closes the door*
Larry: *Thinks about everything in the suitcase* Twenty five thousand dollars, free tickets to a Dodger's game, the papers for my promotion, and a new mansion with an 80% discount. *Sees a taxi stop for him*...
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Twilight: آپ know something, girls? We are so lucky to live in this town. I love آپ all! *they all hug*.

AJ: Say? What happened to Saten?

Twilight: He کہا he had other important business to attend.

Saten: *drinking at a bar, his head bandaged a little from the earlier attack*.

Bartender: Don't آپ think آپ had enough?

Saten: *a bit drunk*I don't tell آپ how to live YOUR life!

Trixie: *comes over and finds him*

Bartender: *sees her* Oh wow. She's she's a hottie.. I'm gonna stalk her later.

Saten: ... Are آپ a woman?

Bartender: No.

Saten: Good *punches out the bartender*

Trixie: *comes over* آپ okay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom caused an accident, and got away without being stopped سے طرف کی the cops.

Pierce & Bob: *In their cars, surrounded سے طرف کی other cars*
Leslie: *Driving the car on a road on a hill, going parallel to the highway*
Karl: *Sees Pierce, and Bob in their cars* Wow, those guys might be there for a long time.
Leslie: *Looks at the other cars* Oh wow. That's a terrible crash. I'm glad I'm not a part of that. *Swerves to the left*
Karl: Keep your eyes on the-
Leslie: *Accidentally goes down the hill, crashing into a tree, and makes the car land on it's roof as it gets on the highway*
Pierce: *Looks at the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Inside the station, Hawkeye, Percy, Stylo, and Dan were outside of Pete's office. They were planning how to save him.

Stylo: Well we haven't come up with anything good.
Percy: What about my plan to call the cops?
Hawkeye: We gotta do something besides just call the cops. Pete needs our help.
Dan: Percy, what did آپ hear in the office when آپ tried to get in?
Percy: I heard some voices, and someone shouted at me to fuck off. It definitely didn't sound like Pete.
Hawkeye: Yeah he would never say anything like...
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Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: ... I concur, but آپ changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove’s Day?

Saten: ....... Oh, آپ caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, آپ know I can only be for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time آپ even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got آپ that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Joke.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that!?

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 23, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving to work. Hawkeye was still thinking about what happened yesterday with Rachael.

Metal Gloss: What's wrong? آپ seem uncomfortable.
Hawkeye: It's the ٹٹو visiting from Kansas City.
Metal Gloss: Rachael? What happened with her?
Hawkeye: She wants me to تاریخ her, but I told her we were married. I have a feeling she thinks I hate her, but I don't. I just want to be دوستوں with her. What do I tell her?
Metal Gloss: *Leans toward Hawkeye* آپ tell her what آپ think is right....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, آپ already کہا that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three منٹ later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1960
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 5:54 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

The sun was setting, as Anthony sat on the station platform with Ryan, and Donut, waiting for their اگلے assignments.

Michael: *Storms out of the station, and looks at Anthony* آپ cause an accident on my line, and don't tell me anything?!!?
Anthony: Roger کہا he was going to tell you. He didn't check the coupling between our train, and engines.
Michael: He کہا آپ were to check them! I don't know if this is going to be common with آپ now, but if آپ keep forgetting to do your work, I'll have آپ fired!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, یا chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motorcycles on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle اگلے to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic قوس قزح as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular دن at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops...
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As I managed to escape. The other two continued fighting.

Trixie continued trying to stab her, AppleBloom, at one point, managed to knee her in the stomach, making her bend over in pain.

AppleBloom found the bat and hit Trixie really hard, saying it was for Sweetie Belle.

But Trixie was somehow able dodged all her other swings.

Trixie punched her in the stomach, but AppleBloom ignored the pain as well.

Trixie attempted to stab AppleBloom but she dodged it.

Ten منٹ of fighting, later:

AppleBloom was clearly growing مزید tired.

At one point, Trixie punched her really hard on the side of her the head....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: آپ wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask آپ a question. What do آپ know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are آپ asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...
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I ran out of the cupcakes factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another ٹٹو riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* قوس قزح Dash کہا there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious دن for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little ٹٹو version of a Lincoln.
A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.
Gordon, and Case کریکر got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to تلاش for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars آپ could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, when قوس قزح Dash, and her دوستوں found the treasure, they also noticed their ship was missing. When the diamond dogs arrived, they چرا لیا, چوری کی the ship.

Rainbow Dash: *Runs onto the ساحل سمندر, بیچ with her friends*
Leaf Pile: This is not good.
Erik: What are we going to do?
Rainbow Dash: I think I know what we can do. Me, and Leaf Pile will fly onto the ship, and آپ unicorns can teleport yourselves, as well as our earth ponies, and we fight whoever چرا لیا, چوری کی our ship.
Applejack: If only I wasn't an earth pony.
Max: Be careful what آپ wish for.
Erik: Hey, I don't mind not having wings, یا a horn....
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SCENE 1:
Saten: *drunkily* H ارے Applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk یا something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear applejack کی, اپپلیجاک wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I love آپ Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ya showed up at my house four...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
قوس قزح Dash, Rarity, and applejack کی, اپپلیجاک got to the island with the five ponies on the pirate ship. They walked off the ship after putting down the anchor, and were on the island.

Leaf Pile: We're here. Now let's get that pirate map, and look for the treasure.
Rarity: *Realizes something* Oh, about the treasure map.
Leaf Pile: Yes Rarity?
Rarity: Remember when we were dumping Hungry's body over the edge, and into the ocean?
Erik: آپ didn't leave the map with her.
Larry: Did you?
Rarity: Well, آپ see... Yes.
Donut: Darn it!
Leaf Pile: Now how are we supposed to find the treasure?!
Rainbow Dash: Stay...
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