posted by Seanthehedgehog
Julia, and Tim started their patrol for the day. When on Monday Avenue, they saw something they wished they hadn't.
Stallion 55: *Standing سے طرف کی his '67 El Camino* I'm giving away doritos for $6 a bag, mountain dew for $5 a bottle, and the Smoke Weed Everyday album for free!
Tim: Is he serious?
Julia: I sure hope not. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 55: *Gets into his El Camino, and drives away*
Julia: *Turns around, and starts chasing the El Camino*
Stallion 55: *Passes the آگ کے, آگ house, and hospital*
Julia: *Watching the suspect as she gets closer to him*
Tim: *On the radio* GT24, blue El Camino, northbound, Byer Lane, speeding.
Toby: GT12, we're turning off the freeway from exit 5.
Stallion 55: *Honks the horn on his car twice*
His horn was Snoop Dog saying Smoke Weed Everyday.
Red: *Gets in front of the El Camino*
Stallion 55: *Turns around*
Julia: *Slides her car counter clockwise to block the road*
Stallion 55: *Turns left, going on the grass, and onto another road*
Julia & Red: *Chasing the suspect*
Tim: 24, and 12, passing آگ کے, آگ Station 77, heading North East.
Stallion 55: *Passes an auto shop, then turns left onto another road, passing a آگ کے, آگ station, and a railroad crossing*
Dispatch: Where is your suspect heading now?
Tim: He just took a right onto Malpaso Avenue.
Julia: If the deer stop him, that'll be the only time I'll be happy about deer crossing this road.
Stallion 55: *Sees a deer run across the road, and spins out of control. His car stops in the middle of the road*
Julia & Red: *Trapping the front, and back of the El Camino*
Stop the song
Tim: *Gets out of the car, and pulls the Stallion out* Why'd آپ run?
Stallion 55: Isn't it obvious? I wasn't gonna let آپ arrest me for selling chips, and soda at an unfair price.
Tim: Well guess what? We weren't going to arrest you. We were just going to give آپ a citation. آپ could have stayed there, and handled it like a stallion, but آپ decided to run away instead. *Walks him to Red's car, and opens the back door* Get in there.
Stallion 55: *Gets in*
Tim: *Closes the door*
Red: *Drives away*
Tim: Okay Julia, what do آپ say we- *Turns around, and see three deer blocking his path to the door* How am I gonna get in now?
Julia: Oh come on آپ stupid deer!
The deer were now surrounding Julia inside the car.
Tim: What the hell?
Julia: *Annoyed* Get out of here!! *Sounds the siren*
Deer: *Running away*
Tim: *Gets into the car*
Julia: *Drives away* With that out of the way, how was your time with Brielle?
Tim: It was good. We watched some TV, and played a board game.
Julia: What game?
Tim: Chutes and ladders.
Julia: Isn't that a kid's game?
Tim: We still had fun, plus, since she can't hear, یا speak, there's not much that she can do.
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