My Little ٹٹو Friendship is Magic Article: Ponies On The Rails Episode 117 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: March 9, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:56 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Going up Sherman Hill, Mirage was with Dan in a freight train.

Mirage: *Looking at the sky* Is it me, یا is it getting dark for some reason?
Dan: Dark? What are آپ talking about?
Mirage: Oh forget it. آپ pollacks don't understand anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Dan: آپ Brits are the ones that don't understand anything.
Mirage: That doesn't bother me, because I'm Hungarian. I have a British accent, but I'm Hungarian, 100%.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Mirage: *Continues looking at the sky* It's almost 11, and it's already getting dark outside.
Audience: *Laughing*
Dan: Ugh.
Mirage: *Falls asleep*
Dan: Come on, wake up! *Nudges Mirage, but he stays asleep* Could it be because of-... What am I saying? That can't be it.

When Percy, and Jeff were fixing tracks in the train yard, they noticed the same thing with Mike.

Mike: *Walks over to Percy, and Jeff* Hello my friends.
Percy: Hi Gonzo.
Mike: I have something to ask you.
Jeff: What's on your mind Mike?
Mike: I, uh.... I forgot.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mike: *Falls asleep, and lays on the tracks*
Nicole: *Blows the horn on her train as she comes towards the yards*
Percy: Oh no. *Goes to Mike, and pushes him off the tracks*
Nicole: *Stops, and leans out of the window* Is Mike okay?
Percy: He was never okay to begin with.
Audience: *Laughing*
Percy: But something seems to be making him worse.

Mike, and Mirage were in Pete's office اگلے morning.

Pete: Yesterday, I heard that آپ two fell asleep. Dan says that آپ fell asleep while آپ two were heading to Denver Mirage, and Mike, I heard that آپ fell asleep in the train yard, and nearly got hit سے طرف کی a train.
Mike: I don't remember that happening.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: Of course آپ don't. آپ can't remember anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: I'm terribly sorry. I guess we stayed up late when we were at the casino.
Pete: Casino?
Mirage: Yes. A new casino opened up about two blocks away from here. I guess we stayed there a bit too long.
Pete: Okay, don't do it again, and watch out for yourselves. I heard some bad things about that place. They might try to take all of your money at once.
Mirage: We'll be careful. Won't we Mike?
Mike: What are we talking about?
Audience: *Laughing*

2 B Continued

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E1 ... PART 1

posted by Canada24

Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: ... I concur, but آپ changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove’s Day?

Saten: ....... Oh, آپ caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, آپ know I can only be for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time آپ even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got آپ that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Joke.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that!?

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 98 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 23, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving to work. Hawkeye was still thinking about what happened yesterday with Rachael.

Metal Gloss: What's wrong? آپ seem uncomfortable.
Hawkeye: It's the ٹٹو visiting from Kansas City.
Metal Gloss: Rachael? What happened with her?
Hawkeye: She wants me to تاریخ her, but I told her we were married. I have a feeling she thinks I hate her, but I don't. I just want to be دوستوں with her. What do I tell her?
Metal Gloss: *Leans toward Hawkeye* آپ tell her what آپ think is right....

On The Block Episode 25 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, آپ already کہا that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three منٹ later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 97 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: February 17, 1960
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 5:54 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

The sun was setting, as Anthony sat on the station platform with Ryan, and Donut, waiting for their اگلے assignments.

Michael: *Storms out of the station, and looks at Anthony* آپ cause an accident on my line, and don't tell me anything?!!?
Anthony: Roger کہا he was going to tell you. He didn't check the coupling between our train, and engines.
Michael: He کہا آپ were to check them! I don't know if this is going to be common with آپ now, but if آپ keep forgetting to do your work, I'll have آپ fired!...

CHiPs

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, یا chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motorcycles on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle اگلے to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...

On The Block Episode 24 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic قوس قزح as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular دن at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops...

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Trixie's funhouse remale: Part 5

posted by Canada24

As I managed to escape. The other two continued fighting.

Trixie continued trying to stab her, AppleBloom, at one point, managed to knee her in the stomach, making her bend over in pain.

AppleBloom found the bat and hit Trixie really hard, saying it was for Sweetie Belle.

But Trixie was somehow able dodged all her other swings.

Trixie punched her in the stomach, but AppleBloom ignored the pain as well.

Trixie attempted to stab AppleBloom but she dodged it.

Ten منٹ of fighting, later:

AppleBloom was clearly growing مزید tired.

At one point, Trixie punched her really hard on the side of her the head....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 85 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: آپ wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask آپ a question. What do آپ know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are آپ asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...

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Don't Eat Cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I ran out of the cupcakes factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another ٹٹو riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* قوس قزح Dash کہا there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious دن for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...

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Awesome ٹٹو pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: facebook, EQD

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little ٹٹو version of a Lincoln.

A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.

Gordon, and Case کریکر got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to تلاش for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars آپ could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...

Awesome ٹٹو pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Awesome ٹٹو pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, when قوس قزح Dash, and her دوستوں found the treasure, they also noticed their ship was missing. When the diamond dogs arrived, they چرا لیا, چوری کی the ship.

Rainbow Dash: *Runs onto the ساحل سمندر, بیچ with her friends*
Leaf Pile: This is not good.
Erik: What are we going to do?
Rainbow Dash: I think I know what we can do. Me, and Leaf Pile will fly onto the ship, and آپ unicorns can teleport yourselves, as well as our earth ponies, and we fight whoever چرا لیا, چوری کی our ship.
Applejack: If only I wasn't an earth pony.
Max: Be careful what آپ wish for.
Erik: Hey, I don't mind not having wings, یا a horn....

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I'm bored, so here's a random BEST OF SATEN TWIST

posted by Canada24

SCENE 1:
Saten: *drunkily* H ارے Applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk یا something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear applejack کی, اپپلیجاک wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I love آپ Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ya showed up at my house four...

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

قوس قزح Dash, Rarity, and applejack کی, اپپلیجاک got to the island with the five ponies on the pirate ship. They walked off the ship after putting down the anchor, and were on the island.

Leaf Pile: We're here. Now let's get that pirate map, and look for the treasure.
Rarity: *Realizes something* Oh, about the treasure map.
Leaf Pile: Yes Rarity?
Rarity: Remember when we were dumping Hungry's body over the edge, and into the ocean?
Erik: آپ didn't leave the map with her.
Larry: Did you?
Rarity: Well, آپ see... Yes.
Donut: Darn it!
Leaf Pile: Now how are we supposed to find the treasure?!
Rainbow Dash: Stay...

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The Storm Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

اگلے morning, Joe arrived at his job late.

Boss: *Watching workers unload boxes from a small freight train*
Worker: That's the last one sir.
Boss: Good work.
Worker: Okay man, we got all the boxes out of your train.
Engineer: Thanks. *Rings گھنٹی, بیل on his locomotive as he drives the train away from the depot*
Joe: *Arrives* Sir, I'm sorry for arriving late.
Boss: Don't worry about it. I got something to tell you.
Joe: What?
Boss: Important cargo is coming here from St. Foalis سے طرف کی helicopter.
Joe: Why is it coming all the way from there?
Boss: No one else would send it.
Joe: What is it anyway?
Boss:...

The Storm Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In St. Foalis, two ponies climbed into a helicopter on سب, سب سے اوپر of a building.

Orion: *Sits in pilot's seat*
Snowflake: *Sits اگلے to Orion*
Pony: *Gives manifest to Orion* آپ two need to get some oil to a trucking depot in Trenton Neigh Jersey.
Orion: All the way in Neigh Jersey? What for?
Pony: It's needed سے طرف کی a town سے طرف کی there, and we're the closest company that can get it to them. Better start flying.
Orion: *Starts up helicopter*
Snowflake: Why did I let آپ talk me into this?
Orion: Because it's a fun job.
Snowflake: We're pegasi. We don't need to fly these things.
Orion: Well I like it. *Gets...

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Sweet سیب, ایپل Massicure spoof: PART 11

posted by Canada24

I thought I would have مزید ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.

So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..

So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till اگلے time my dear شائقین :)

I'm suppose to write مزید words so here's random Metallica lyrics

"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, lost his way.

Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."

On The Block Episode 12 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic قوس قزح as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....