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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was just a busy دن in The Silver Ballroom. Since Shawn killed Clark, Shawn had to help me run the place.

Shawn: *Brings three drinks to a table* All Miller Light's, right?
ٹٹو 523: Yeah, thanks.
Shawn: You're welcome. *Walks back to Lewis* Why are we running a bar? We're supposed to be police officers.
Lewis: We are police officers, just not on Saturdays, and Sundays.
Bob: *Loses his last life on the pinball game* Ah! So close!!
Ren: Maybe you'll beat Lewis' high score اگلے time.
Bob: I don't know fellas. I got really close, but it's gonna take a miracle to beat Lewis' high score.
Kyle: *Enters The Silver Ballroom* Bob Stone!
Bob: *Turns to the right* Oh shit, not this guy again.
Kyle: Your payment to me has been doubled again.
Bob: Kyle, آپ can't double a payment that doesn't exist.
Kyle: It does exist Bob!
Bob: Nopony even uses Laser Discs anymore. Do آپ still have any of those in your store?
Kyle: No, but that's not the point.
Lewis: *Runs over* What's the problem آپ two?
Kyle: Bob owes me money!
Bob: No I fucking don't.
Lewis: Kyle, come with me. *Walks with Kyle outside*
Kyle: I can't have him play with me like this Lewis. He owes me sixteen quadrillion dollars.

Yes, quadrillion is a real amount of money.

Lewis: Okay, okay, I get it. Just, go back to your video store, and I'll tell him about it. آپ need to be patient Kyle.
Kyle: *Walks away* I don't have time for patience.
Lewis: *Walks back into The Silver Ballroom*

Song: link

Bob: *Looks at Kyle as he walks away*
Lewis: *Looking at Bob*

I could tell Bob had a lot going on in his mind after Kyle walked away. He also changed in personality. A lot.

Bob: *Walking with Lewis* Do آپ see anypony following us?
Lewis: No one is following us.
Bob: Are آپ sure? Are آپ sure? Check again. I think Leonard got someone to follow me.
Lewis: Look Bob, the only ٹٹو following آپ is me. Calm down, and let's get inside. *Walks into The Silver Ballroom with Bob*

And on New Years Eve, just two hours before midnight, Bob was fed up with Kyle asking him about the money he didn't owe.

Kyle: Bob, آپ gotta pay me. آپ gotta give me my money right now.
Bob: There's no way I owe آپ that much money!
Kyle: I've had it up to here with your shit Bob! Give me my fucking money!!
Bob: Okay. Orion, Shawn, come with me. We're going to give Kyle his money.

At first I thought Bob was serious, but the way he کہا it made me realize, what they were really going to do with him.

The song fades away as Bob walks with Kyle, Shawn, and Orion.

Bob: *Walks outside with Kyle, Shawn, and Orion*
Orion: Here, we'll take my car.
 Orion's car
Orion's car

Kyle: Why are we all going together?
Bob: Well, آپ know the old saying, the مزید the merrier. *Sits in the back with Kyle*
Shawn: *Sits اگلے to Orion*
Bob: *Stabs Kyle with a knife*
Kyle: *Tries to shout, but gets choked سے طرف کی Bob*
Bob: No money for آپ Kyle.
Kyle: *Dead*
Bob: Okay, take him somewhere vacant, and burn his body. *Gets out of the car*
Orion: Alright, we're going to burn his body. *Gets out of the car*
Shawn: Will آپ get back in here?
Orion: *Gets back in the car* I thought we'd do it inside.
Shawn: Are آپ nuts? We'd set the place on fire. Let's get out of here.
Orion: *Starts the car*
GPS: Welcome, please follow the highlighted route.
Shawn: Oh come on, we don't need a GPS. *Turns off the GPS* Will آپ get going?
Orion: I'm waiting for the car to warm up. I can't drive unless it's warm.
Shawn: Who cares if it's warm یا not? We need to get going.
Orion: *Drives*

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:40 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy: *Goes to Pete's office, and knocks on the door* Sir? May I come in?
Putnam: Who's that? آپ called the cops on us!!
Pete: I didn't even lay a hoof on the phone.
Amanda: آپ could have called them before our arrival.
Pete: آپ came here unexpected.
Percy: *Knocks on the door* Pete, is everything okay?!
Putnam: How does he know your name?
Pete: That's Percy. He worked for me for over ten years, and still does a good job fixing track, and trains in case آپ were wondering.
Amanda: Did آپ take our advice...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed سے طرف کی any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: آپ know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, یا terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. آپ don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...
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It was time for Big Mac's trail.
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. آپ realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find love in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS love me.
Ditto: آپ got a lot of problems, don't you?

After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. یا hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck آپ too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.

TO BE CONTAINUED
Meanwhile.
Ditto and his group continued searching for Big Mac.
At one point he ran into Tom Foolery.
Tom: Hey. Hey. It's the famish guy.
Ditto: Yeah.. I guess it is.
Tom: Aren't آپ the chief of police.
Ditto: Uh huh.
Tom: What brings آپ here?.. All out of donuts in Canterlot.
Audience: *laughs*
Ditto: ............ What the hell was that!?
Tom: Sorry. I can't get rid of them.
Ditto: Ahh.. Celestia was complain about the same thing yesterday., she ordered me to scare them off., It took less effect then آپ might think it would.
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: Anyway. What do آپ want.. Sir?
Ditto: Well.... I'm...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest سٹار, ستارہ Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 76: Foul Ball
Date: August 11, 1958
Location:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing سے طرف کی a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, آپ have parked too close to a آگ کے, آگ hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the آگ کے, آگ hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says آپ have to park ten hooves, or...
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would آپ like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that آپ threatened to beat her up if آپ saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have آپ seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't آپ have some drinks with me? You'll love it.
Bob: How many did آپ have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would آپ like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would آپ want to beat...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see آپ now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....
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Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that آپ call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are آپ so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes سیب, ایپل Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd سیب, ایپل Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
Queen of Changelings: This دن is going to be perfect, the kind of دن of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This دن was going to be perfect, the kind of دن of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my دوستوں to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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added by shadowknuxgirl
Source: Me and MLP :D