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Saten Twist and Master Sword are at a mall, only to get a rude brush-off from the Santa who works there when he leaves for the night. As a result, Sword vows to kill Santa for blowing him off. And knowing Sword, he wasn't joking.

Saten: Man, آپ may want to calm down there

Sword: f that beslubbering, onion-eyed maggot-pie thinks he can just blow me off like that, he's got another thing coming..(pulls out Pistol) And it's full of led (points it)

Saten: (slaps it away) Geez louise man!

Sword: آپ know what. I'm killing him. You're driving me. Let's go.

Saten: Dri... Driving آپ where?

Sword; To the North Pole to see Santa Claus.

Saten: Really? Up to the North Pole? How do آپ expect me to get there?

Sword: We drive

Saten: I'm not driving آپ to north pole.

Voice: Bar closing

Saten: ... Okay I'll drve you.

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FAKE NORTH POLE:

Sword: This is it huh?

Saten: Yep. This is it.

Teen: Yo, yo, what's up, y'alls? Y'alls ready to kick it in some fine North Pole gear?!

Sword: ... Saten. Does the North Pole usually having teenagers.

Saten: Yeah, sure.

Sword: Hmm... Let me ask something else.. (pins him on دیوار pointing the gun) آپ THINK I'M AN IDIOT!?

Saten: I..

Sword: آپ can't jerk me around when it comes to Santa Claus, dude! There is a Ferris wheel here, and a guy hosing vomit! Nobody vomits at the North Pole! Except for Santa's wife because she has an eating disorder!

Saten: What?

Sword: Yeah, 'cause he can have anyone he wants, and she knows that!

Saten: Okay Sword, there's something I should probably tell you.

Sword: Fine (lowers gun)

Saten: I hate to tell آپ this Sword, but there really is no Santa.

Sword: ... (chuckles) That's funny.. I thought آپ کہا Santa wasn't real.. What's next, hmm? . Um, who else isn't real? Hmm? Y...You gonna tell me SpongeBob? Is he not real? Huh? Is SpongeBob not there at the bottom of the ocean giving Squidward the business? Hmm? یا what about Curious George? Huh? Does he not really exist? Hmm? Is Curious George not out there makin' little boats out of newspapers that he should be delivering? Huh? Educate yourself, آپ fool!

Saten: Guess we'll have to do this the hard way then.

Sword: آپ know, آپ know why nothing works out for you, Twist!? Because you've got a negative attitude. Like Eeyore.

Saten: Oh, that's not fair Master. I don't think I have a negative attitude. I just don't think it's a good idea for us to embark on a potentially dangerous journey whe...

Sword: I still have a loaded gun.. Now drive me to the real North Pole.

Saten: What do I get out of this?

Sword: Help me and ... I'll take آپ and Trixie with me to Los Pegasus.

Sword: I'll even pay for the greatest buffets.

Saten: Fine..

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(They drive to Canada but the car breaks down).

Saten: Well that's just great.

Canadian: ارے there fokes.

Sword: Well this is convienent

Canadian: Oh, ارے there. You're having some car troubles, eh?

Saten: Yeah, we're trying to get to the North Pole. I don't suppose you're from Triple A, are you?

Canadian: Who?

Saten: Triple A, آپ know? A-A-A.

Canadian: Oh, AA, eh? Oh, I just came from AA.

Saten: No, not AA! AAA!

Canadian: Yeah, that's what I said. AA, eh?

Saten:: Oh, so آپ are with Triple A.

Canadian: Oh, no, that's AAA. I just came from AA, eh?

Sword: Saten I think he's just a drunk.

Saten: Hold on Master, I'm handling this.

Canadian: Well, I can probably take آپ to a gas station, eh? آپ have cash, eh?

Saten: Well, I dunno, my name carries a little weight, but I don't see how that matters here.

Sword: Look, we don't have enough cash to fix the car and we're kind of on our way to the North Pole.

Canadian: Oh, a car won't take ya there anyway. But if ya like, آپ can take my snowmobile.

Saten: ... Really?

Canadian: Oh, sure. That's what Canadian hospitality's all aboot. If ya like, آپ can have all my money and my leg.

Sword: ... Okay.

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(skip to the two on the snowmoblie, Sword holding the leg)

Saten: Why'd we take his leg?

Sword: We're in their country, Saten, we have to observe their customs. (drops leg on bump)

Sword: ... Well, at least we're done with the first leg of our journey.

Saten: That pun was bad and آپ should feel bad.

Sword (annoyed): Fuck off

Saten: I would, but then you'd be all alone.

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(They arrive)

Sword: There it is, Santa's factory

Saten: ...

Saten: I don't believe it.

They knock and sure enough Santa appears. However Santa is a sick and elderly looking, dying man.

Saten: Santa!?

Santa: Who are you?

Sword: I'm Master Sword (pulls out the handgun) AND I'M HERE TO KILL YOU!

Santa: ... Oh thank god. *kneels in front of them* Please do it.

Sword: What?

Santa: (puts gun in mouth) Do it!

Sword: You.. Want me two?

Santa: Put me out of my misery!

Sword: Whoa man, there's no sport in that.

Santa: *starts coughing, Saten helps him up*

Saten: I... I don't understand. I thought آپ were supposed to be jolly and happy.

Santa (shows the factory to be dark gloomy place, and the elfs ll deformed and grey skinned, and the Raindeers all rabid wild animals): I used to be, a long time ago. I made toys for little boys and girls. I loved my work, and they loved me. But it just got out of hand. The world's population kept growing and growing. Kids wanted مزید toys, fancier toys! We used to make wooden choo-choos and rag dolls. آپ ever try to make an iPod?! I've got orders for millions of 'em!

Saten: ... (crosses iPod off his list).

Santa: Look at those poor elves.. they're just a sickly race of mutated genetic disasters. At least 60% of them are born blind. The workload destroys them, but they don't know anything else. It's gotten so their instincts take over, and near the end, they just walk out into the snow and die. Then the reindeer eat them, which has turned the reindeer into wild, feral creatures with a blood-lust for elf flesh. I don't even pray for them anymore. Seems pointless. What God would allow this?

Sword (actually frightened, which for him is saying a lot): This is none of the songs یا specials!

Saten: How could آپ let this happen?!

Santa: Me!? I didn't do this! CHRISTMAS DID THIS!!

(All the elves stand up angrily).

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SONG:

Santa: Each گھنٹی, بیل would peal with a silvery zeal, as the holiday feeling was filling us. But now instead all we're feeling is dread, because Christmas time is killing us!

Elves (all together): Each Christmas فہرست gets us مزید and مزید pissed, till the thought of existence is chilling us!

Santa: I'll tell آپ what, shove your فہرست up your butt! Because Christmas time is killing us!

Saten (singing): But can't آپ see, that what آپ do is a dream come true? Can't آپ see that, every smile makes it all worthwhile?

Santa: No, screw, you! It's all but through, there's too much to do! All those dreams are nightmares, (zoom in Elf) AND BLANK ICY STARES!

Santa: Each little elf used to fill up a shelf, making playthings and selflessly thrilling us! Now they're on crack, and it feels like lraq, because Christmastime is killing us!

Elves (together): Each model train only heightens the pain of a workload that's draining and drilling us!

Santa: Fingers all bleed, and look that guy just peed, because Christmas time is killing us!

Sword (singing): But can't آپ see, our point of view? We rely on you. Can't آپ see that Christmas cheer, gets us through the year?

Santa: My whole crew is black and blue, can't آپ take a clue? آپ may think I look great, (zoom in to دکھائیں his elderly wrinkered skin) BUT I'M TWENTY-EIGHT!

Santa: Each jingle گھنٹی, بیل is a requiem knell. And while آپ think it's swell we are toiling in Hell. Take a look, آپ can tell as a man I'm a sheeeeeeeeeell! because Christmastime is killing us! KILLING US! Christmas time is killing us!

(Song ends with the elves all hanging themselves).

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Santa: (coughs and passes out)

Saten: (jaw dropped)

Sword: ... Is weird that that was a great song?

Saten: (eyes turn to him, having no reply)

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Skips to Santa in hospital.

Saten: Is he going to be okay?! It's Christmas!

Elf Doctor: Christmas is the problem! He can't keep this pace up anymore. If he goes out tonight, he'll die.

20h agoSword: Which means no مزید Christmas!?

Elf Doctor: Afraid so.

Saten: ... We're do it

Sword and Doctor (together): What!?

Saten: آپ were right Sword, he IS real. And he needs our help.

Sword: Alright. So how do we start?

Saten': Don't worry, Santa. We'll make sure there's a Christmas this year.

Santa: Thank آپ red pony. That brings me peace in this hour. I'll be with Allah soon.

Saten: What!?

Dr Elf: H-he's just delerious.

Saten: *clearly uncomfortable* Okay then. So we should probably get started

Sword: Anyone else freaked out سے طرف کی that Allah thing?

Saten: Forget that, lets get going.

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(Later as they prepare to leave).

Saten: alright.. (whips) Mush!

*Reindeer don't move*

Sword: It's not working. I think they need to be coaxed. Santa کہا they eat elf flesh.

Sword (sees a misshapen elf standing in the snow, staring blankly at nothing): Hey! ارے you! Come over here!

Elf doesn't move.

Saten: I don't think he even knows where he is.

Sword: I guess we should just do it then.

Saten: (sighs, goes over with swissblade)

Saten cuts through the elf's arm, the elf is unfazed and unresponsive.

Saten (takes the arm): So... bye! *runs back to sleigh*

They take off, using the arm as a lure.

Sword: ارے dude, that one reindeer just kind of pooped in the other reindeer's face, and the other reindeer just kind of ate it. Isn't Christmas magical?

Saten: It sure is.

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Sword: Alright. First house of the night

Saten: (tosses gifts carelessly)

Sword: Whoa whoa man! آپ can't just toss those all about.

Saten: Why not?

Sword: آپ kidding? Those aren't socks and underwear donated سے طرف کی the آگ کے, آگ department to some battered women's shelter. Those are Santa gifts, دکھائیں some care asshole.

Saten: Whatever, I delievered them. *grabs cookie and eats it*

Sword: Did آپ just eat that whole cookie off the mantel?!

Saten: What? They left it out for Santa. We're Santa.

Sword: Yeah, but you're not supposed to eat all of it. آپ take a bite and a sip of milk..

Saten: Oh آپ know what. *pours دودھ on ground* There. Now they'll know Santa was here

Sword: مزید like Grinch was here.

Saten: Look I'm here giving out presents, I'll eat the damn cookie if I want. In fact, I might make myself a sandwich.

Sword: Don't آپ fucking dare!

Saten: *goes into the kitchen*

Man: Who's there!? (turns on light)

Saten: Uhh.. I'm Santa.

Man: Yeah, sure, your Santa. That why آپ broke in through the window? I'm calling the cops.

Saten: Wait, we are. We just couldn't fit though the chimey, and forgot the presents.. It's actually a funny stor-

Sword: AHH! (assualts him with bat, spraying blood everywherw)

Saten: WHAT THE HELL!?

Sword: HE WAS GONNA CALL THE COPS! NOBODY CALLS THE FUCKING COPS ON SANTA!

Sword: Now help me drag him to the closet!

Girl: Santa!?

Sword: ... Fuck

Wife: Who are you!?.. (sees body) DAN!?

Saten: Look, we can explain.

Wife flees.

Sword panicks and fires the handgun from earlier.

Girl: MOMMY!

Saten: DUDE!

Sword: I panicked okay! Now find some tape!

The little girl is taped up.

Sword: Alright, now to clean the bat and give to (reads) Johnny... Go check for her brother

Saten: (Goes upstairs) There's only one bedroom!

Sword: Then who's... oh dear god we're in the wrong house!

(sirens blaring)

Sword: Damn it, we tripped the alarm. The cops are coming. Let's go!

Saten: What?! We're just leaving like this? What about not wanting to ruin Christmas?!

Sword: It's already ruined! This was one house. We've been here for an گھنٹہ and a half! An گھنٹہ and... First of all, we're not even Santa anymore. This has been a ہوم invasion. But an گھنٹہ and a half Saten!

Saten: No wonder Santa lost his mind, we can't do this in one night!

Sword: NOBODY CAN, IT'S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE!!

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ON SLED:

Sword: I can't believe it! We were supposed to save Christmas, and we completely blew it! We failed Santa!

Saten: No. No, we didn't fail Santa. The world failed Santa. The poor man just gives and gives and gives, and everyone just takes him for granted. Hell, I didn't even think he existed until last night.

Sword: I agree. But what are we supposed to do now? Christmas is doomed.

Saten: Maybe, but there is one thing we can do.

Saten: But we can make things right

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PONYVILLE/THE اگلے DAY:

Reporter: This just in, reports from all over the world says that no presents have delivered. We can only assume that everyone has been naugh-

Saten (runs infront of camera): Wait! I know what happened to Santa!

Reporter: Wha?

Twi (from her house): Saten?

(Saten wheels out Santa).

Reporter: Santa?!

Saten: That's right! It's Santa Claus! And the reason there was no Christmas this سال is that this man is sick. Very sick. He's been bludgeoned سے طرف کی years of greed and avarice. The workload of filling our Christmas lists has overwhelmed him. And at the rate he's going, he may not make it another year. But there's a way for us to help him. If all of us everywhere can just cut back our demands and ask for only one Christmas present every year, there may still be hope. I know it's in our nature to resist sacrifice, even in hard times, but if we don't, we may have to give up Christmas altogether.

Reporter: آپ heard him folks. Will we take just one gift a year, can we live with that?

Various people: One is enough... One's enough... I can live with that.

Canada24: Okay, just one.. But if it's a gym membership, someone's getting punched in the fucking face!



END OF EPISODE:
Episode 10: The Scarlet Witch

Me: *Reading X-Men #4* near the Town Hall*

Trixie: *Looks at me* Did آپ know that I am the greatest magician ever?

Me: Really? I always thought it was the Scarlet Witch.

Trixie: *Looks confused* Who is this Scarlet Witch and why is she better than me?

Me: The Scarlet Witch, aka Wanda Maximoff, is a mutant who can make hexes and even alter reality. She is also the twin sister of Quicksilver.

Trixie: Well I can do hexes too!

Me: Anyhow, Scarlet Witch and her brother Quicksilver were originally members of Magneto’s Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, later quitting his group...
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Credit: My Little ٹٹو Official ; Looks like season 5 is coming out in Spring.
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Derpy!
One دن Derpy was at the مفن, چپاتی factory. She got in there because Pinkie Pie was being stupid and opened the door for her-- the secret door. Derpy gasped when she saw a big green bucket of fresh baked muffins, and decided to take them ہوم for later. "Oui, dos are de best muffins in de factoree." کہا Pinkie as Derpy left. "I'll call آپ when I eat all the--oof!" She fell down." I am not sure whet آپ were going to say but oui, I will accept a call!" Pinkie called. "My...Muffins..." Derpy groaned, being to lazy to to get up and reaching for the bucket. "You got the job!" Came a voice from the factory. "All right!" کہا قوس قزح Dash's voice, and the flapping of wings were heard.
 Oh Celestia...
Oh Celestia...
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Season 2 Highlights of

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

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Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. I think آپ know where this is going. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh.Though personally, I...
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Ever since one of my پسندیدہ episodes of Season 4 came out, which was Flight To The Finish, only one thing has crossed my mind: Scootaloo needs to fucking fly. Diamond Tiara went ableism on Scootaloo, amd that drove me over the edge. My instinct after the episode? Time to win some races! I ended up winning about 900, all told, from the end of that episode until today. I then retroactively added all other racing game wins I accrued, making my total مزید like 4,200. Add my sports game wins, and you're looking at 4,550. Add the rest of my wins in games that count them, and now آپ have a total...
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Discord's glass of water sounds really complicated.
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Some lyrics from the Gilligan's Island theme song is in here.
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Down at Sugercubes.
The tensions started rising.
Both teams were certain they were gonna win the money.
Derpy: I still don't like any of this. The whole idea seems kinda cruel.
BonBon: *rudely* No one asked you.
Saten: *angrily* Hey! Be nice to her, یا I'll hurt you.
BonBon: I'm not scared of you. Your just alcoholic with childhood mother issues, and no father.
Saten: Yeah, well.. Your a bit-
Pinkie: Everyone please calm down.. What's a cake, without the icing.
Saten: what is that suppose to mean?
Pinkie: I don't know.. But it sure felt good saying it.


Saten: آپ know.. Maybe آپ and I could be the اگلے to attempt this kind of challenge.
AppleJack: Yea-No..
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قوس قزح Dash, and Fluttershy make a pretty good team when it comes to being in minecraft videos.
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Greece. A majestic land of many myths, legends, heroes and gods alike, whether it be the Titan War یا the Battle at Thermopylae, the rise of Olympus and it's godly residents. But this مضمون isn't about those things. It's about their references unto the ponies we like.

When Lauren Faust created Friendship is Magic, her interests into Greco-Roman myths and legends must have been pretty high because of the contents within the show. Some of the things we saw and heard of we're the obvious ones, such as Cerberus and Tartarus. And there were some we may not have heard of, such as Cerberus's brother,...
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Warning: I apologize for not being on for a long time. Seems like everyone else has been very busy with posting their fanfictions while I was away, so here are the لنکس to the other parts of this episode

Part 1: link

Part 2: link

Okay, now that that's done, we can continue.

After taking the freight with Orion, Percy had to take another freight train سے طرف کی himself.

Percy: *Slowly enters train yard*
Snowflake: *Turns signal red*
Percy: *Stops at red signal*
Snowflake: *Walks out of signal tower, and to Percy's train* Come on Percy, uncouple your engine, and get it in the siding, hurry up!
Percy: I'm...
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pinkie went to twilight's ہوم and asks her
pinkie:hi twilight i have nothing to do! i think i will throw a party!.
twilight:okay.
pinkie went to her house to write the invitations for her party
the اگلے دن pinkie went to twilight's house and says
pinkie:twilight i have a party in my house! here is your invitation.
twilight: i am busy reading my new books.
then pinkie went to rarity's house there was قوس قزح dash and سیب, ایپل jack
pinkie:coming to my party!.
rarity: i am busy with a new outfit
rainbow:after a سیکنڈ i will learn a new move
سیب, ایپل jack:i will go and pick up apples
then pinkie went to fluttershy's house and says
pinkie:party today!
fluttershy:sorry have to take care of angle
then pinkie went to her home
قوس قزح dash,fluttershy,twilight,apple jack and rarity:surprise!
pinkie:wow thanks guys i love the surprise party! lets party!
"huff..huff..huff" the rest of the ponies were running for their lives to escape the Timberwolves..they had been separated from the others..and have been running for half an گھنٹہ now but the timberwolves just wont give in!

"how.-huff-..do we get rid of them!" Flame managed to say flying while dodging vines and branches

"im thinking,im thinking!" Winter shouted,trying to think of a plan "dang..of course..Moonshine,use a spell!"

Moonlight responded,hopping over a fallen درخت "obvious..i hadnt thought about it from all this running.." as she کہا that,her horn began to glow bright teleporting them...
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