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Scootaloo and her two دوستوں were forced into a mysterious carriage.

SCOTALOO: I still can't believe we failed! And even مزید can't believe how angry Dashie was.


Rainbow angry flies over to Scotaloo after learning she failed the test.

RD: *intimidating the Pony.Mov series* What did I tell y'all about failing that TEST!


ORION: Oh come on.. I'm sure she'll get over it. It's قوس قزح Dash we're talking about here. She'll ALWAYS love you..

SCOTALOO: I guess.

ORION: She IS your سیکنڈ mother after all.

SCOTALOO: True, true.

UNNAMED DRIVER: *rudely* Would آپ three shut the hell...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
applejack کی, اپپلیجاک was walking around Ponyville. All the ponies were having a wonderful time, and the weather was like a summer دن in August. It was wonderful.

Applejack: Twilight, what's up?
Twilight: Man I still sound like a black man, but things are alright.
Applejack: do آپ know when Celestia will let آپ become a princess again?
Twilight: I have to cast a spell that can fix broken windows. Do آپ have any?
Applejack: Maybe, آپ can go check in the attic in my barn.
Twilight: Thanks man.

Twilight went to Sweet سیب, ایپل Acres, and checked where applejack کی, اپپلیجاک told her to. Just then قوس قزح Dash came flying...
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Pinkie Pie: What do آپ want me to do?
Rainbow Dash: Two things. If آپ died three days ago, where were you, and how did آپ come back to life.
Pinkie Pie: Twilight brought me back to life, and I had a looooooong sleepover.
Rainbow Dash: آپ didn't tell her anything about our organization did you?
Pinkie Pie: Nein! I made a Pinkie Promise.
Rainbow Dash: Good, because Big Mac ratted us out to the feds, and now he needs to be dealt with.
Pinkie Pie: What do I need to do?

Dash filled her in about what was going on, first she had to drive to where Babs Seed lived, because applejack کی, اپپلیجاک was there with...
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(To the tune of heart-shaped box سے طرف کی Nirvana)

Sitting سے طرف کی the door waiting for آپ to come back, I`ve hated so much my red hair has turned black.
For countless weeks, I have trapped myself in fear and priceless bread. Just waiting for the chance to rest my little head.

Chorus: If their is any angels left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait.(x3)

My green foal`s breath has cut through my flawless mane. I have no مزید urges to play our silly game.
I wish i could pay your debt, when آپ ask to forget.

Chorus: If their is any angels left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait. (x3)
 ~Just another lonely filly~
~Just another lonely filly~
(Note: This is told from Electra's point of view.)

I sighed as I slowly trotted across the clouds. Again, I was alone. I had friends, sure, but they weren't BEST friends. I always thought the reason that I didn't have best دوستوں was because of the way I looked. My کوٹ was the same color as Nightmare Moon's. Most filly's had bright, vibrant colors. But I was pitch black. My mane was always frizzy, no matter how hard I tried to brush it. Though its dark and light yellow colors were مزید inviting, it didn't help much. Though on dimmer days, یا when it was night, یا any dark area, my mane and...
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... Dear God... And everyone says Cupcakes is brutal. Forget that story, I have another one thats way مزید violent. So violent that it got its own damn sequel. Thats right, I'm talking about Cheerilee's goddamn Garden. Now, this is not a gardening tip website for your grandmothers, okay. This is freaking Hannibal Lector level of horrifying (BTW, the Hannibal فلمیں are great). Since were talking about Hannibal, that's why I like the psycho in this story, Cheerilee. She is kind of like Hannibal in a way (Except the cannibalistic way 0_0). She always keeps calm, always plans ahead, and is able...
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Ok. This is my first مضمون based on my opinion. If آپ want me to write another مضمون on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in سوال right now: Cloppers

Yes آپ heard me cloppers. If آپ don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little ٹٹو (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If آپ notice there is a clopper, why should that bother آپ in anyway? It's...
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"Wake up brother! Wake up!" Luna کہا to her brother.
"Luna go asleep its early morning" آگ کے, آگ dash کہا to his sister
"Do آپ want to build a snowman?" Luna asked and آگ کے, آگ dash immediately jumped out of بستر and they ran into the great hall of canterlot castle, آگ کے, آگ dash used his آگ کے, آگ snow( a magical element that is a non cold version of snow, first created سے طرف کی prince آگ کے, آگ dash) to fill the great hall, him and his sister started making snow men, and snow angels. They both laughed and played when the eldest came in and کہا with a laugh "why didn't آپ two invite me!?!" She ran and threw a snowball...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: ارے everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are آپ doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would آپ tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of the...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Pinkie Pie: *giggles*
Twilight Sparkle: you're an equestria girl
Pinkie Pie: *cries*
قوس قزح Dash: Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: Yes, قوس قزح Dash?
قوس قزح Dash: We have an Equestria Girl.
a few سیکنڈ later

Octavia: Vinyl Vinyl!
Vinyl Scratch: What? What?
Vinyl Scratch: Yeah, I'm gonna go...wub.
Octavia: nyehhh...
.......... Oh man, I am going to get a lot of hate for this, am I...... Well, it had to happen sooner یا later....... I fucking hate Friendship is Witchcraft.
Yeah, I know, its popular, but, it sucks. It is just, awful. So, lets start with the characters. They are all unlikable, یا unfunny. There's Twilight, who, surprisingly, is the worst of them all. She is a jerk to all her friends, always looking for attention, making her creepy fanfics come to life (Literally), oh, and she wants to force her brother into incest.... That's not, آپ sick fucks. Then there's AJ, Rainbow, and Rarity, they are...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Cheyenne Wyoming
April 2, 1957
7:30 AM

Narrator: It was a nice morning in Cheyenne. Snowflake was telling everypony what to do in the trainyard. Hawkeye, and Stylo were waiting for passengers to get aboard their train. Gordon was.... *Stops music, and looks at Gordon's house* Sleeping?! Gordon, get up! آپ overslept!
Gordon: What the fuck are آپ talking about?
Narrator: It's past 7 AM. You're supposed to be working!
Gordon: Well, that's what I get for listening to Elvis Presley all night last night. I stayed up until midnight. *Gets out of house, and teleports to trainstation* I...
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posted by mariofan14
It's been a while since I've done this spinoff of Windwaker430's "What's Your Take" articles. It's time to bring this back up with a big dislike about a new show.

To put it quite frankly, the new دکھائیں I would like to talk about is a دکھائیں named Mr. Pickles on [adult swim]. It's about a very evil, and quite Satanic, dog who disguises himself as man's best friend, but the reason the dog is named Mr. Pickles is because he likes pickles. But why am I going to say that it's a bad show? It's not that it's bad, but it's practically evil. Mr. Pickles has a secret Satanic lair under his doghouse, bends...
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قوس قزح Rocks. It was one of the most advertised thing in the MLP network.Thousands of commercials as well as short clips, toys, and other such things. And after months of waiting, we finally got the movie to come out on September 27th 2014... So, what is my opinion on this movie. Well, آپ will all be surprised to hear...that I freaking love this movie.
Odd, isn't it. I'm sure آپ all expected me to say that this movie is a terrible disaster. No, it was well written, had a great story line, the موسیقی was catchy, and it was over all amazing. So, the story is that these villains, known as Sirens,...
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Now, I have been told to review a horrible fanfic known as Cupcakes....... Wait, people say that fanfic is bad... I thought it was okay.
Yeah, imagine that. I actually like a fanfic that is hated سے طرف کی many. But, why do people hate it so much. Is it because it strays away from the bright colors and the cheerfulness of My Little Pony? Well, that can't be right, because it is a creepypasta after all. It is supposed to be dark and scary. Really though, I enjoyed this fanfic. It made me want to turn off my computer, but wanted me to keep reading to find out what happened next. And that is what I think makes a good creepypasta. Rarely do I find a creepypasta that makes me feel both of these things at the same time. I usually only fine them separat.
So there, Cupcakes. Its dark, brutal, and all over gruesome, but I actually enjoyed it. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
posted by TotalDramaFan60
The Lost Book
The Lost Book is an animatronic ride. Spike lost a book of Twilight's and now can't find it.
Applejack's سیب, ایپل Tree
This ride is supposed to be modeled as a سیب, ایپل tree. It goes up, then at the top, up and down. Then straight down.
Pinkie Pie's نہیںملتیں Spinners
You know about the spinning teacups. This is that, just with cupcakes.
This is a very soft ride: A circling track with a background of the Mane Six (Derpy is hidden! Can آپ find her?)
Rarity's Equestrian Fashion History
Knowing Rarity, this ride can be soft at times but bumpy also. Audio of Tabitha St. Germain telling about...
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Oh God, and here was one of the episodes that kind of irritated me. This episode would be Look Before آپ Sleep.
Why do I hate this episode? Well, many reasons. applejack کی, اپپلیجاک and Rarity acted like five سال olds, and let me remind you, applejack کی, اپپلیجاک and Rarity are not five سال olds, they are grown mares that own there own properties and have there own jobs. So tell me, why the hell are they acting like little kids. Is it funny, because I wasn't laughing. I was just annoyed.
Another problem is that Twilight is completely oblivious to them arguing. Seriously, it is as plan as دن that applejack کی, اپپلیجاک and Rarity...
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This is the 2,100th مضمون on this club. Let's celebrate!!

Now onto the story

Many serious crimes have been committed through out Equestria. Some of them, are dealing with illegal drugs. We told some ponies about this, and here are what they said.

Twilight: Man, I got's no idea what you're talkin bout. *Grabs weed, and starts smoking it*
Applejack: It's a good thing we don't have any drugs in Ponyville. *Kicks سیب, ایپل tree* Wait a minute. *Thinking* Twilight has drugs! I hope she gets put in the slammer.
Rainbow Dash: If there were any ponies dealing with illegal drugs, I'd stop them before the...
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Just some lyrics from "A Thousand Years" سے طرف کی Christina Perry with Luna-Celestia moments. Enjoy.

Heart beats fast. Colors and promises, how to be brave, how can I love when I'm afraid to fall?

Luna lifted her gaze from the shards of Nightmare Moon. Celestia stood there, light in her eyes. "Please, little sister," was all she said. Tears welled up in Luna's eyes. "I'm so sorry!" she wailed, throwing herself at the older mare. Celestia caught her in an embrace, almost desperately folding her close. " 'Love you," the while alicorn murmured. Luna snuffled out similar words. They would talk at length...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails


Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 48


August 6, 1955

Pete was signing papers in his office, when Metal Gloss knocked on the door.

Pete: Come in.
Metal Gloss: *Enters office*
Pete: Hello Metal Gloss. What can I do for you?
Metal Gloss: A very good friend of mine is getting...
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