princess celestia

Joel - *drinks drink while watching sunset from his penthouse*


-Everything was chill they were thinking. So did I.-


Mare - Phone Hun. *view him phone*
Joel - Yup?
Dimitri - Look outside old friend.
Joel - *notices SWAT* what the. Dimitri it's آپ right what is happening!
Dimitri - Don't act dumb. BlackNET got Leaked. We has a چوہا inside all along. Run away.
Joel - I have kids and wife!
Dimitri - We got them in Van. Jake is waiting at safehouse. Same location.

-some time later-

Joel - *opens vault* Alright. *takes shit and wears it*


-Well. I rather think that this is مزید normal than chill life-

Joel -...

Unlike my original plan. This actually going to be تقسیم, الگ کریں into 3 یا 4 halfs..
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Rainbow Dash, having her new makeover a success, waited for Spike up on a cloud. Suddenly she was approached سے طرف کی Derpy.
Derpy: Oh. There آپ are.
Rainbow: Hello Derpy.
Derpy: Soooo.. Is it true?
Rainbow: Is what true?
Derpy: Rumors say your trying to get Spike to fall in love with you, simply to prove your not a lesbian.
Rainbow: Yeah. So?
Derpy: Isn't that rather mean of you?
Rainbow: Derpy. Please. When have I EVER been...