Nightmare Moon again

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Los Angeles, 1964

Jared: *In the bar with Saten & Tareq*
Saten: Well, thanks for a سال of covering for a dead nerd.
Jared: I heard Hayden gave آپ a hard time for the first two years.
Tareq: We got a new ٹٹو starting after آپ leave tomorrow. His name's Brett.
Jared: Have آپ met him yet?
Saten: Nope.
Jared: Let me know what he's like when آپ do meet him.
Tareq: Sure.
Saten: Right now, آپ deserve a toast.

When the three stallions received their beers, they hit the glasses together, and enjoyed their drinks.

Next morning, Saten met Brett. They would be working together on the Super Chief....

Episode 11: Traffic Control

Special guest star: Nikki West from Jade_23

Nikki stopped on Green Drive, اگلے to the auto shop.



Nikki: *Sees the ٹٹو in his car* Enjoy that car while آپ can. It'll be mine once this race is over.
Pony 49: We'll see about that. From here to exit 7 on the round freeway.
Nikki: You're on!

After three seconds, the ponies took off.

Nikki: *Passes under the highway bridge, then the railroad crossing, as she looks back at the ٹٹو racing her* آپ picked the wrong ٹٹو to race.
Pony 49: *Passes the railroad crossing, then starts to...

-Somewhere around April-

Jake - *walk down streets*
Pony - Yo nice delorean!
Driver - I know right.
Jake - Tch. Rich and their fancy cars.
Lilly - ارے Jake! What's up!
Jake - Nothing much bought some stuff now walking back to house. And you?
Lilly - My friend and I were out for some pizza.
Jake - Neat.
Lilly - I know right!

-After the war the Russian scum ran away to Equestria making it filled with Mafia and stuff. People were sick of it.-

-3 days later-

Jake - ارے Lilly wanna go to the part?
Lilly - Sure, always with you.
Jake - Cool!

-It was first time I killed.-

Jake - *knocks to doors*
Lilly - *mumbles*...

The sky was starting to turn dark as قوس قزح Dash flew back to the house, where Applejack, and Rarity were waiting for her.

Pierce, and Harry returned. They brought مزید guns, ammo, water, and food.

Applejack: *Nervously pacing the floor* This is taking forever. She should be back سے طرف کی now.
Harry: I don't know what to tell آپ A,J, but, I think your friend-
Rainbow Dash: *Opens the door* Has just returned.
Rarity: Rainbow!
Applejack: We were so worried about you!
Pierce: Are آپ okay?
Rainbow Dash: Fine, fine. I killed Flim, now we just need to kill Flam, and we're back in 2016.
Harry: What is...

Twilight: If somebody had told me when I was a blank flank that one دن I'd give a speech to a class at Celestia's School of Magic, I wouldn't have believed it, but.. I hope that I have been up to the task, because I can tell that all of آپ are and that the future of Equestrian magic is in good hooves.

Spike: (sarcastically) Wow, hehe. That was even better than the first eleven times.

Twilight: Eh, I don't know, Spike. I'd like to be able to get through the whole speech without looking at the cards.

Spike: Come on, Twilight! آپ can't be nervous about giving a speech to a bunch of magic students!...

Date: July 2, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 3:00 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *Inside the station with everyone* Okay. There's thirteen of us. I will be the referee, and the rest of آپ must choose your teams. Pierce Hawkins, and Nocturnal Mirage are team captains.
Hawkeye: Okay. *Gets in front of everyone with Mirage* My first pick, Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: Yay. *Runs to Hawkeye, and kisses him*
Mirage: Why did I have the feeling آپ would choose her?
Hawkeye: Because she's my wife.
Mirage: Dan, you're on my team.
Dan: I am very pleased سے طرف کی this. *Walks to Mirage*
Hawkeye: Stylo,...

Date: May 25, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy and Jeff returned to the yards in time to see Hawkeye arrive in a freight train with Stylo.

Hawkeye: *Stops اگلے to Snowflake's tower*
Stylo: Well it looks like Percy and Jeff just got back from fixing track.
Hawkeye: Let's ask them how it went.
Stylo: I'll do that, آپ go uncouple these engines from the freight cars.
Hawkeye: I did that last time. آپ do it!
Jeff: *Uncouples the engines from the freight cars with his magic*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Looking at Jeff*
Jeff: Neither of آپ wanted to do it,...

Date: May 15, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 10:32 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete, and Hawkeye told their دوستوں about the auction. Hawkeye also told the other ponies that worked with him.

By the time it was time to go home, Hawkeye stopped in Pete's office.

Hawkeye: How many ponies did آپ get to شامل میں the auction with us?
Pete: Seven.
Hawkeye: I talked to everyone else. Metal Gloss, Mirage, and Dan have a few items to put up for auction.
Pete: Okay. The auction takes place on the 17th. Remember, we need to make over ten thousand dollars.

And on the دن the auction took place, it was...

(Pilot)

WARRNING : I don't mean to offend anyone and everything is only for jokes. No harash feelings.



Welcome to Dan Rants - place filled with my opinion and useless banter!
There will be some offensive stuff and profanity in really small way.
It also include jokes about Canadians. Just kidding Canadians are great.
For first episode I chose something everyone met : community.

Because I dont really consider myself brony anymore doesn't mean I don't take part in community. Let's thru some of basic community members.

The German Brownies - Rare but seen - they love a guy with name Adolf and surname...