Crystal Ponies

3 seperate stories.. All Simpsons skits...


STORY ONE:

Master Sword Dinky, and Derpy are employed as caretakers at a mansion. However the caretaker cuts the cable ویژن ٹیلی wire and confiscates the beer, thinking this will ensure hard work from the family. While there the groundskeeper discovers that Dinky has power to read thoughts and says that if his Sword goes مزید insane than usual, that she should should use this to summon him. Dinky is confused about this, but the groundskeeper doesn't add anything more.

Sword goes to turn on the TV but finds static.

Sword: (calmly) Hmm, cables out.. Maybe...

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01:55
Operation : Last Hope
Demon Castle
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Pilot : I can take آپ this far, deploy.
Darkness - We are in your hands...
Commander - Aye, I'll give آپ opening. Immortals deploy!
Lightning - Let's deploy aswell.

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30 min. Later
Demon Castle.
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Darkness - Hunter do آپ hear me.
Hunter - Clearly...
Darkness - We are moving to the تخت room an-
*explosion separates squad*
Darkness - Crap...
Lightning - I'll find other way go!
Darkness - تخت room... *walks in*
Demon King - I was expecting آپ all here... Hahaha...
Darkness - Demon King...
King - refer to me as long don't add this grotesque demon to it.
Whiteheart...

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Tom Foolery as Robin (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Inside a room in Celestia's castle, lots of ponies gathered around.

Timothy: I heard Twilight's back in the saddle.
Harry: Noise. Nothing, but noise. آپ think she'd find something better to do.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Twilight: *With Princess Luna* I'm ready to f**k her up again....

Part 2: link

Outside of Ditto's house, he was still training his team.

Ditto: Now for this part of our practice we're going to practice setting the ball. When it comes towards you, just stick your front legs up in the air, and push the ball away with your hooves. Make sure it goes high enough when آپ push it. Any questions?
Sunny: I got one. Why are آپ telling us to push the ball instead of hitting it?
Ditto: Because, hitting, and pushing are two different things. When آپ hit the ball, آپ make it go at a far distance. When آپ push it, you're making it go far in altitude. That's good for passing...