Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, قوس قزح Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Who Pulled The Trigger?
Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at قوس قزح Dash.
Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails. Karl: Well, shouldn't آپ be دوستوں with her already? Kyle: Yeah. You're دوستوں with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show. Discord: It's just a show. This...
Date: January 10, 1957 Location: East of Ogden, Utah
Duke was driving his train eastbound to Cheyenne. He was feeling fine when all of a sudden, he blacked out again.
Duke: I gotta stay awake.... *Falls asleep, and leans on speed lever*
The train started to go faster much to the surprise of the passengers. The conductor was worried, and got on his walkie talkie to talk to Duke.
Conductor: Hey, you're going too fast. Duke: *Sleeping* Conductor: ارے Duke, this isn't like آپ buddy. Wake up! Duke: *Wakes up* I blacked out. Who won the war? Conductor: There's no war going on. Stop the train. Duke: *Applies...