Crystal Ponies

Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would آپ like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that آپ threatened to beat her up if آپ saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have آپ seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't آپ have some drinks with me? You'll love it.
Bob: How many did آپ have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would آپ like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would آپ want to beat...

Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see آپ now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....

Queen of Changelings: This دن is going to be perfect, the kind of دن of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This دن was going to be perfect, the kind of دن of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my دوستوں to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...

Theme Song:

[Twilight Sparkle]
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh...
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until آپ all shared its magic with me.
My Little ٹٹو (echo)
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until آپ all shared its magic with me.
My Little ٹٹو (echo)
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my
Do آپ know you're all my very best friends?


This Strange World:

[Twilight Sparkle]
I've never seen a place
That's quite like this
Everything is turned around
This crazy world is upside-down
Getting on my...

There's long been rumors as to how, exactly, rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the قوس قزح department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What's know is that great streams of Spectra, the individual colours of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated قوس قزح pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city. Next, that mixture is pumped to the floor below, where other employees atomize it and store it until...

Here are some reasons I think Pinkie Pie is better than قوس قزح Dash.

1. Pinkie Pie doesn't tend to دکھائیں off یا brag about her accomplishments.

2. Pinkie doesn't care about being cool. She just wants to have fun.

3. Pinkie will go out of her way just to make somepony else happy while قوس قزح is just in it for the glory.

4. Pinkie sings مزید and has a prettier voice. (Who cares if she sometimes does it randomly out of nowhere?)

5. قوس قزح Dash can be a little bossy to Fluttershy while Pinkie just tries to help Fluttershy out of her shell in a cute, cheerful way.

6. Pinkie Pie is so random...and that's...

Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice
 As the story we knew of sugar and spice
But a rainbow's easy once آپ get to know it
With the help of the magic of a pegasus device

(music break)

Let's delve deeper into قوس قزح philosophy
Far beyond that of Cloudsdale's mythology
It's easy to misjudge that floating city
With it's alluring decor and social psychology

But with all great things comes a great responsibility
That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability
How, آپ ask, are they up to the task
To which the answer is in a simple facility

(music break)

In the قوس قزح Factory, where your fears and horrors...