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Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest سٹار, ستارہ Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 76: Foul Ball
Date: August 11, 1958
Location:...

Boo. I've come back from the grave to write مزید random things. Seriously, this time. I believe I've improved as a writer, after several stories a few dozen poems and about ten writing classes. So, let's see how this goes.

A slender but sturdy مالٹا, نارنگی mare bucked her hind legs, her hooves thumping into a tree. Apples fell like rain, overflowing the buckets and coaxing a smile. A few feet away, a canary-coated mare flinched, letting out a squeak. "It- it's very l-loud..." She mumbled, cheeks pink. The مالٹا, نارنگی mate laughed. "Of course it is, Fluttershy. All hard work produces noise." The mare's...

We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing سے طرف کی a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, آپ have parked too close to a آگ کے, آگ hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the آگ کے, آگ hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says آپ have to park ten hooves, or...

Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would آپ like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that آپ threatened to beat her up if آپ saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have آپ seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't آپ have some drinks with me? You'll love it.
Bob: How many did آپ have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would آپ like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would آپ want to beat...

Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that آپ call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are آپ so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes سیب, ایپل Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd سیب, ایپل Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...

Queen of Changelings: This دن is going to be perfect, the kind of دن of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This دن was going to be perfect, the kind of دن of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my دوستوں to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...