Superstar (PMV)

July 6, 1892. This was it. The strikers would start fighting everypony that got in their way. First, they were going to kill the Pinkerton's on the Monongahela River.

Jack: There they are. Shoot them! *Shoots Pinkerton ponies*
James: *shooting at Pinkerton ponies*
Pinkerton Ponies: *getting shot* AAH!!! *Falls into river*
Pinkerton Major: Return fire! *Shoots at strikers*
Jack: To the plant!! *Runs*
Strike Ponies: *Follow Jack*
Pinkerton Major: They gave up already.

But the strikers didn't give up yet. They were going to blow the launch whistle to alert the plant. This would get thousands of ponies...

1. Whenever آپ see apples آپ immediately think of Applejack.
2. Instead of saying "yes" آپ say "Eeyup".
3. Whenever آپ get mad at someone آپ tell them one of three things.
A. I'm gonna tolerate and love the SHIT outta you.
B. You're going to LOVE ME!!!
C. BANISHED to the moon!
4. Instead of saying "Oh my god!" آپ say "Oh my Celestia!"
5. آپ have MLP پرستار characters.
6. آپ tell people to call آپ سے طرف کی the name of one of the ponies.
7. Hear the word Pie and آپ go "LIKE PINKIE PIE?!"
8. If آپ see ANYTHING that says "20%" آپ burst into laughter.
9. If آپ see the word rainbow, آپ immediately feel...