I found this on the net....*very funny*
1. Hide his conditioner and shampoo, and replace it with brightly colored hair dye. I recommend bright pink.
2. Say "destiny" every time آپ see him. If he tells آپ to stop, simply inform him that آپ were destined to do this. It's just your destiny. آپ can't escape your destiny, Neji.
3. Ask Neji, very, very loudly, if he has a crush on Tenten. Make sure Tenten can hear you.
4. Cut his hair exactly the same as Lee and Gai's. Also, when he demands to know why, say it was destiny.
5. Introduce him to NejiLee.
6. Put pictures of Gai all over his room....
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