1.(When Nessies a teenanger)When Renessmee and Jacob come ہوم from school and get out of Edwards sight,Picture Renessmee making out on Jakes bed. Then look at him and say "Oh isnt love beutiful?".
2.Call the Voltori and say Edward would love to شامل میں them on two simple conditions, one: they have to kill bella, beacuse she annoys him and she claims renessme too much, and two: make him walk around in a گلابی tootoo so he can "relax" no and then.
3.Ask him to drive آپ to the other side of the world,if he does ask constantly "are we there yet?" until your almost there,then say "dude, if آپ could...
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