Liam]
You're insecure, so half of four,
Your old brains are not what they were before,
[Zayn]
Add two threes, it's fine for us,
'Cause we're young and we can still remember stuff
[Harry]
Everyone else can multiply سے طرف کی 60,
Everyone else can add two
[All]
Now take off one hundred and add on 24,
Then divide سے طرف کی two and add on seven مزید
[All]
And if you're struggling now it's not hard to tell
آپ don't know, your maths skills are terrible
[All]
If only آپ had a mind like me
You'd understand how to divide the sum سے طرف کی three,
And then just add on the age of this OAP
آپ don't know, your maths skills are terrible
[Harry]
It's really kinda pitiful
You're insecure, so half of four,
Your old brains are not what they were before,
[Zayn]
Add two threes, it's fine for us,
'Cause we're young and we can still remember stuff
[Harry]
Everyone else can multiply سے طرف کی 60,
Everyone else can add two
[All]
Now take off one hundred and add on 24,
Then divide سے طرف کی two and add on seven مزید
[All]
And if you're struggling now it's not hard to tell
آپ don't know, your maths skills are terrible
[All]
If only آپ had a mind like me
You'd understand how to divide the sum سے طرف کی three,
And then just add on the age of this OAP
آپ don't know, your maths skills are terrible
[Harry]
It's really kinda pitiful
آپ are at the end one directions concert. آپ realise your earing is missing. آپ look until آپ see something."oh, yes I found it!" آپ say.
آپ reach down to grab it when آپ feel something no, not your earing someone's hand.
"OMG" آپ think "it's Niall!"
"Oh" says Niall "is this yours?"
"Um... yes." آپ blush.
He bends down and grabs it for you. آپ smile.
"So... I was wondering if... you... wanted to go out sometime?" says Niall.
"yeah sure" آپ say.
The اگلے day...
"HA HA HA آپ HAVE A GIRL FRIEND!!" says Zayn
"SO who cares" says Harry "Congrats Niall"
"Thanks" Says Niall as آپ walk in.
"Hey Niall!!" آپ say. "nice to meet آپ Zayn"
"Nice to meet آپ to... uh... um" Says Zayn
"(Y/N)" آپ say.
"Nice to meet آپ (Y/N)" says Zayn.
آپ giggle
آپ reach down to grab it when آپ feel something no, not your earing someone's hand.
"OMG" آپ think "it's Niall!"
"Oh" says Niall "is this yours?"
"Um... yes." آپ blush.
He bends down and grabs it for you. آپ smile.
"So... I was wondering if... you... wanted to go out sometime?" says Niall.
"yeah sure" آپ say.
The اگلے day...
"HA HA HA آپ HAVE A GIRL FRIEND!!" says Zayn
"SO who cares" says Harry "Congrats Niall"
"Thanks" Says Niall as آپ walk in.
"Hey Niall!!" آپ say. "nice to meet آپ Zayn"
"Nice to meet آپ to... uh... um" Says Zayn
"(Y/N)" آپ say.
"Nice to meet آپ (Y/N)" says Zayn.
آپ giggle
Ok. Im not trying to offend anybody but the Taylor hates have gone too far. I mean that آپ guys should stop hating Taylor Swift. Sure she dates alot of guys but what has she done to you. I bet she is a nice, sweet, loving young woman trying to find true love. So what if she writes a song about Harry no big deal. And some people will ship Haylor dont get all mad at them. Really آپ guys just need to leave her alone. I am actually a Taylor تیز رو, سوئفٹ پرستار too and i bet some other directioners are too. If آپ are i bet آپ would feel the same way but the Taylor hates are soooo annoying. I have دوستوں at school who are directioners and everyday they would trash talk Taylor تیز رو, سوئفٹ and i want to yell at them to stop sooo badly. So im asking very nicely to just keep the hates down just a little.