Penguins of Madagascar Article: Private's conversation with Cleverbot (not as funny but still good) :)

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Private's conversation with Cleverbot (not as funny but still good) :)

posted by _Lexii23_

User: Hello there! I'm Private! What's your name? :).

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Hi Cleverbot! :).

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: So how are you?

Cleverbot: I'm great! What about you?

User: I'm good! I'm just watching the Loonacorns! :).

Cleverbot: What do آپ watch?

User: The Loonacorns! It's a wonderful دکھائیں about friendship and heart-warming life lessons! :).

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Princess Self-Respectra is my favorite!

Cleverbot: My پسندیدہ superhero is SUPERMAN.

User: But Superman doesn't teach آپ any life lessons!

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: :).

Cleverbot: Do آپ like That 70.

User: What's that?

Cleverbot: Are آپ asking what crayons are?

User: Uhhhh... No?

Cleverbot: آپ are talking to a high school girl named Sarah. What else is there to know about me?

User: What are آپ talking about?!

Cleverbot: Anywaysssss.

User: Do آپ like میں butterscotch, بوٹرسکوٹچ Lollies? :).

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yay! I LOVE them! :).

Cleverbot: Me too!

User: :D.

Cleverbot: Do آپ like video games?

User: Well the only one I've played is 'Loonacorns: Adventure Through Candytopia'.

Cleverbot: It's an excercise in futility. My programming isn't all logical. I am not where I am useful I might not accept what other say I am useful for.

User: Uhhhhhhh... What?

Cleverbot: Yes that's right.

User: Oh... Ok...? Well Skippa's calling me to training so I have to go now. Bye! I'll talk to آپ later! :).

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Bye! :).

Cleverbot: No! Don't leave me!

User: I'm sorry but I have to go.

Cleverbot: I love you, though!

User: Uhhhhhh......

Cleverbot: What?

EppofangirlXD and peacebaby7 like this

JediPenguin16 Pfft, yes. I wish I had thought of this. Very funny!

Tressa-pom LOL! :D User: Bye! :). Cleverbot: No! Don't leave me! User: I'm sorry but I have to go. Cleverbot: I love you, though! User: Uhhhhhh...... Cleverbot: What?

ricoiswsome Lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollol!

peacebaby7 ^^Agreed! That was still really funny! Good job! You should do more!

stlouisfan Cleverbot must be lonely.

yappy24 what is cleverbot?

EppofangirlXD LOL!

_Lexii23_ ^^ www.cleverbot.com :)

xDark_Angelx The ending was my favorite. "I love you, though!"

NoShameHere Oh dear. Please let me personify cleverbot and draw out that last moment.

CuteCuddly ^ You really should!! LOL! This was sooooo funny, Lexii!

TheRatKing1 its spelled LUNACORNS. check the closed captioning if ya don't believe me. but lol, twas funny nonetheless.

Trapped in the Canyon chapter 1

posted by kivamarie

the story starts with me outside sitting on the درخت writing on my diary.

Me (writing my diary): Dear diary, most of everything has been crazy for me I just don't know why I keep getting hurt but somehow I keep on surviving really tough and brave in a way. is it because I've been watching too much survival stuff on TV? یا maybe it's because i got some kind of gift i have inside me? I guess I won't know.

that's where Skipper and Marlene showed up after I was done writing my diary.

Skipper and Marlene: hi Kiva.

Me: oh ارے skipper, hi Marlene.

Marlene: what are آپ doing Kiva?

Me: oh I been writing...

Lost in the بش of Africa chapter 3

posted by kivamarie

the اگلے mourning.

Skipper: come on guys we got to keep moving.

Marlene: skipper just face it were lost in the middle of nowhere and Kiva is feeling weak.

Skipper: don't say that Marlene we will survive and Kiva will survive too.

Mort: my feet are burning!

Private: i know your feet are tired Mort but we need to keep going.

Me (weak): and trying very hard to stay alive.

Skipper: listen to me Kiva آپ are a brave and tough ماؤس آپ survived cheating death twice before آپ gotta cheat death out of this one.

Me (weak): okay I'll try my best skipper.

then our luck change.

Private: skipper look.

Skipper: what...

Survival chapter 5

posted by kivamarie

the اگلے mourning I woke up that once again I slept well last night. then I notice that skipper was still asleep. so I got out my diary with a pen from my backpack and headed somewhere quiet.

Me: (writes something on my diary) Dear diary, it has been four days since I got here. four days پہلے I woke up and I didn't know where I was. I realize now that I was in the rainforest when I try to get up my leg was broken I was scared and alone so I've tried to survive on my own but three days پہلے I drank the dirty water and it made me ill and sick (holds my stomach with my hands) ugh (keeps on writing...

Penguins of the Carribean-Hells door

posted by SkippX101

The look of horror on their faces کہا it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...

Penguins of the Carribean- Hell's door

posted by SkippX101

The look of horror on their faces کہا it all, Skipper' face was bleeding, but he didn't notice... Considering 8 devil-tenticles were reaching out towards the girl he loved...

*March 20th... 5:30 a.m*
He could hear Rico snoring and Kowalski reciting pi. He was to cold to bother to open his eyes, until through his eyelids, he could see a glow. He hoisted himself up, and stumbled to the steel door, ready to slap Kowalski for waking him up. Instead, as soon as the door creaked open, he immediately realised that the glow wasn't from any of Kowalski's new inventions... It was actually from a old back-pack...

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Haloween bite *Chapter 2*

posted by SkippX101

Skipper woke up...Starlite was staring at him, she was pale, her fringe was covering her one eye, but most disturbing of all she had fangs. "AHHH!!!" he scremed. "What is it Skipper! Oh wow...Starlite." Kowalsi was stunned. "Arrr..." Rico wolf-growled. "Haha, backatcha..." Starlite smiled, her voice sounded sweet, but آپ could hear the evil rolling off of her tongue. The penguins looked at each-other, this was really strange behaviour...Especially from Starlite, who would normally have slapped Rico for growling. "Ummmm...Im gonna make coffee." Skipper کہا awekwardly."Its OK, ill make it Skipper."...

Sahara Dessert valentine Chapter 1

posted by SkippX101

*Hey guys! Starlite is my only OC (penguin) And i thought i want 2 do something different! i love my music, so i decided that whenever there is a phrase in between --> * (stars) then its a phrase from a song! So in other words i will write the lyrics from a song in between the story! Some of the phrases will sound strange, but if آپ listen 2 the song awhile آپ read the story it might be pretty cool! Enjoy! *

It was a freezing cold winter دن in the central park zoo. All the animals were trying to keep warm, the chimps were wearing mittens and scarfs, so were all the rest of the animals....

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What happend in our past...But you'r a girl!!! Chapter 3

posted by SkippX101

"Hey guys! I was just wondering...I haven't properly introduced myself yet.My name is Starlite, as Skipper might have added.My surname is my past and not to be mentiond.I origionally was from South Africa, but then they moved me to a zoo in London for a few years." کہا the Starlite (the new penguin) taking off her headphones, putting her book down and switching off her iPod.The confused and disgusted look on the penguins face's were not welcoming.She thought as fast as she could..."Ummm, is there something wrong?" She asked a little awkwardly."Oh nothing, we were just wondering what you'r...

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Blowhole's promise. Chapter 1

posted by SkippX101

It's a beautiful morning in centeral park zoo. The penguins had just finished their training exercises for the morning.

"Good workout men! That's all for toda- OWWW!!" Skipper کہا calmly, before a massive pain in his left shoulder occured. He had fallen on the floor, moaning in pain."SKIPPER!!!!" yelled Private...That was the last thing Skipper heard bfore a vision appeared.

It was a human girl, she was about 20 years old, she was wearing white, the only colourful thing she has on was a purple watch, she had snow-boarders goggles on. She was running through snow. Suddenly she stopped and turned...

Multi Universal Race (a POM fanfic) Chapter 3

posted by mostar1219

In the "Simpsons" universe
Marge: Alright, Homer, normally I'd say to slow down so we can avoid going over the line of safety, but i think we already crossed the line a couple of times!
Homer: Well, Bart, آپ got your skateboard?
Bart: Right here, Dad.
Homer: Give us a boost. (Bart gets out of the car, ties his skateboard to the bumper, and rides the skateboard)
S: Rico, deploy chainsaw. (Rico hacks up a chainsaw)
K: I'll just attach it to this boomerang. (hacks up a boomerang and a rope, ties the chainsaw to the boomerang and throws it to a tree. The درخت falls down in front of team Simpson)
Homer:...

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Mrs Yellymertington! chapter 6: the reunion

posted by andresandru

We all sat at our positions, never expecting what came next, Rico was at the وٹر, اوٹار habitat's top, kowalski was in the سب, سب سے اوپر of the درخت in the gorila habitat, and I was at the سب, سب سے اوپر of the clock tower.

"well, what do we have here?" I heard, we had stoped three androids she had maid, but this time, I didn't call the group, instead, I put in on the walkytalky

"yelly"

"skippy" she said, comiing near me "you aren't angry cause of what happened in brazil, are you?"

"no, I'm angry cause o-"

"WRONG ANSWER!" she tried to stab me, but she missed, I grabbed and threw the sword "I AM! آپ LEFT ME TO DIE IN THAT...

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Mrs Yellymertington! chapter 5: the note

posted by andresandru

"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Private shouted, as he runned from where arlene was, he knew something, and Yellymertington knew he knew that, the real reason for Yelly at killing her best friend was: she tried to kill him, that's the reason of why the face is the one with the stab

"priiiiiiivaaaaaaaaaaaate!" Yelly called, Private had to get to the H.Q., he knew he was being folowed, سے طرف کی death.

"one مزید steps!" Private shouted almost entering پینگوئن, پیںگان habitat, but suddently everything went blank, he appeared in the H.Q., in a table, at the midle of the room.

"what?" he asked, he saw his belly, he saw a blank...

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Happy Birthday Arlene! Chapter 3

posted by SkippX101

"OK Arlene, stop and open you'r eyes...", Skipper کہا gently as he uncoverd his flippers from here eyes. "WOW!...Im outside...And i haven't gone crazy!! Skipper آپ cured me!!" کہا M/arlene, turning around and giving Skipper a hug. "No...No prob Arlene", Skipper کہا starteld and also giving her a hug back.

King Julian, Mort and Maurice were sitting in a درخت nearby. King julian was holding Mort upside-down, while Mort held two glass bottels in front of King Julians eyes. "Maurice, the bi-nocunarles are not of the working!!", King Julian yelled throwing the bottles and Mort from the tree."Binoculars,...

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Skilight (chapter 1)

posted by EppofangirlXD

I sighed in the darkness of the small, wooden crate. A sudden jerk from the truck made me bang my head on the side of the crate. I groaned in annoyance, but remembered my promise and sighed again. Maybe this hadn't been such a good idea, but I knew I had to, and I wasn't backing out now.

It had been 'The Day'. My goodbye party had looked مزید like a funeral in my old home, the وٹر, اوٹار habitat in the California Aquarium. My wooden کریٹ, کھوکھا had been waiting for me at the side of the habitat, and I had been staring into it.

"Are آپ sure?" My mother, Helen, who was standing right beside me, had sniffed....

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The Penguins of Reality TV Part 4

posted by RockOnPoM

*Skipper wakes up and sees King Julien*
Skipper: Ringtail.... why'd آپ wake me up?
Julien: Because, Skipper! We're going to spy on the other teams!
Skipper: What?
Julien: Yeah! Don't آپ want to win?
Skipper: Well, I would like to see what that Kitty person is up to....
Julien: Alright! Lets be going now!
*Skipper and Julien look into the window of Team TP's cabin*
Skipper: I'm not sure about this Ringtail..... they're sleeping!
Julien: What? Oh, right. All I wanted to do was put they're hands in a bowl of cold water!
Skipper: What?? Okay. Ringtail, i'm going back to bed. Goodnight.
Julien: Well fine!...

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The Past part 1.

posted by ImAnEasel

This is my first ever article, just so آپ know. Enjoy! (Sorry about the lack of humour.)

Nigel (named after his uncle) still had most of his baby feathers when he was shipped to the Central Park Zoo from England. Zookeeper Alice dumped his کریٹ, کھوکھا in the پینگوئن, پیںگان habitat, opened it and left it there.
Nigel saw five penguins. They all looked rather surprised when they saw him. One, the سیکنڈ tallest, took out a note pad and began to scribble something on it.
"What's your name, soldier?" Asked a short پینگوئن, پیںگان with an unusually flat head.
"Nigel."
"Well, Nigel, آپ can call me Skipper. This is Rico."...

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Mrs Yellymertington! chp 2: she'll be yelly

posted by andresandru

اگلے morning 10:00 am...

skipper woke up, feeling dizzy, strange and confused, he remembered last ninght, and then thought on what happened on brazil....

"wow, looks like someone doesn't feel really good" Private کہا sarcasticly as he let out a small grin which the other 3 penguins could not see

"sorry Skipper, but after what happened last night, we thought آپ shoud sleep more" kowalski pointed out

Skipper let out a large yawn and looked at them, then, he answered "don't worry actually, I was thinking on making this a free day!" he said, trying o hide his anger with a small false smile

he left...

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DR.BLOWHOLE RETURNS PART2

posted by ally11

Private:LET ME GO
Blowhole:why?
Private:because I am missing the LUNACORNS!!!
blowhole:u love the lunacorns? I love the LUNACORNS
Private:NO WAY!
(they'd watched the lunacorns)
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(back at the HQ)
skipper:PRIVATE!!!!!!!!!
Kowalski:guys I have something to say
Rico:what?
Kowalski:I-I-I- LOVE PRIVATE
skipper:what about doris?
Kowalski:I کہا that to make private jeouls
Skipper:whoa did not see that caming
(at blowhole's lair)
Blowhole:WHY?DID U FORGOT PRISSCES SHARES A LOTS BIRTHDAY
Private:Aww commical
Blowhole:awww Harry potter u suck hope u die in the last movie YEAH VOLDY!
private:Harry potter is amazing
(back at the HQ)
Kowalski:TELL HER RON TELL HER THAT U LOVE-
(skipper slaps Kowalski)
Skipper:Kowalski! Stop watching this Harry potter movies-oh which one are u watching?
Kowalski:deathly hallows part 1
Skipper:oh did u hear that part 2 comes out اگلے سال
Kowalski:OH YEAH GO HARRY!!!
Rico:.............?

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IT"S A PROM

posted by anna446

as marlene as getting to ہوم julion came.he told marlene about the prom he's planing
marlene:wow a prom.
julion:yes a prom and I was hopeing that if I be the prom king wich I am sure I'll be then can آپ be my prom qween?
marlene:no but thanks for asking.
julion leaves
(at the penguins habitat)
julion: hello silly penguins I am to be asking آپ to come to the prom I am hosting?
skipper:*spit take* what but we are...
julion:marlene is going to the prom.
skipper:fine we'll go.men comences operachin:prom night.
(at the party)
skipper:men keep a eye out for marlene.
marlene:hey guys.
(descritchen:marlene is...

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marlene's lullaby

posted by anna446

one night as a storm hit marlene was asleep but mort came in and he could not sleep. marlene remembered a song her mom used to sing to her when she could't sleep so as she put mort on an spare بستر she sang:

go to sleep
rest opon your bed
may this night bring dreams to your head
hear my voice
never let it die
keep this lullaby
soon the sun shall sat on
long it will be till dawn
never from آپ will I be gone
carry on
with this world of fear
now the time is near
peace will soon rain here

as marlene completed the song mort was fast asleep.as she was walking outside she saw skipper
marlene:hey skipper so hows the team?
skipper:marlene theres no time to talk my team کہا that they heard a girl singing.
marlene:skipper that was me.
skipper:what?!
marlene:mort could't sleep so I just sang a lullaby my mom used to sing and mort was out like a light.
skipper:wow marlene your song lulled privete to sleep.
marlene:huh?