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Fan fiction by kowalski50 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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it's morning at the zoo:
kowalski says to skipper: i think آپ have pretty eyes!
skipper: uh are آپ ok kowalski???
kowalski: flibberty gibbet man im as juxtaposed as the اگلے hamburger!!!
private: skippa i really think there's something wrong with kowaslki!!!( goes to kowalski and knocks on his head) is anybody in there???
kowalski: why i dont know sweety bun!!!
private: skippa he's really freaking me out.....
ow!!!
skipper: what happened private???
Private: he's pulling me very hard help skippa!!!
skipper: rico!!! code blue weapens check wa- wait we cant hurt our teamate we just cant but we have to find out whats wrong!!!

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Fan fiction by 123cosmo4 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Skipper’s Military Days
Episode 2: The Hidden Island
Chapter 1: The Southern Raiders
WARNING: This story may contain material that is disturbing to some viewers. Viewer discretion is advised.

    The something that hit the water slammed into it with such force that the whole ship rose and then fell back in the water roughly. Skipper was tossed around the deck like a…wait for it…Wonder pet! Wonder pets, wonder pets, we’re on our way! To help a baby پینگوئن, پیںگان and save the day! We’re not too big and we’re not too tough! But when we work together we got the right stuff. Goooo, Wonder pets! YAY!
    Skipper was so sea sick he could barely stand, but he forced himself up using the deck for support. The whistling that pierced the air was enough to make him go deaf and huge bombs were flying through the air. They whistled before landing in the water, exploding on contact. The huge blasts of red and مالٹا, نارنگی and smoke all around him was overwhelming. He wailed with terror and watched. One of those death bombs would surely hit the ship and they would be done for. This was even worse than the مہر attack. He...
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Fan fiction by 123cosmo4 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Chapter 4-Assualt

    Skipper and Kowalski were very tired after training together. They went to بستر early, before the sun even set. Since the others were gone, Skipper got a bunk this time. They plopped down in their beds like cold turkeys and curled up under their covers.
    “I have never been so overworked in my whole life,” Skipper moaned.
    “Eh, آپ will get used to it,” Kowalski assured him. “It is normal training for me.”
    “Does Mr. Halloweentown train آپ all the time?” he wondered. “And not someone less rough like Lyla.”
    “Oh, Austin isn’t that scary, Skipper,” he replied annoyed. “Only the captain and the lieutenant are allowed to train privates. Though I do agree, Lyla is very nice.”
    “So how long have آپ stayed here in Antarctica?” Skipper questioned. “All of آپ guys seem so foreign. I have never seen penguins here before.”
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Fan fiction by 123cosmo4 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Chapter 3-Military Suicide

    “Oh…wow.”
    Skipper followed the team for miles and never exactly knew where they were going to. What was their base? Was it a snowdrift یا something? It was quite the opposite though. It was a HUGE ship. That must explain how the penguins got there. It was bigger than a وہیل, حوت and was incredible. He made sure they all disappeared inside before coming in closer. He walked right up to the entrance and stared up at it.
    The Well Deserved. The ship couldn’t have a better name. HE had to get inside somehow. This was only the outer corner of an entire ship. The colony was probably worried about him, but what did that matter. He had a ship to explore. Then again, what if they caught him? Would they be mad? Truthfully, he didn’t care. HE almost got devoured سے طرف کی a مہر and got into a fight with the Lieutenant and he was afraid of this? Military officials didn’t fear anything. He braced himself before walking inside. He walked up the giant ladder that led to the door and reached the top. The door was left open a crack and he didn’t hear anything going on...
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Fan fiction by 123cosmo4 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Skipper's nerdy best friend
Chapter One-The Foreigns
    “Oh, cool!” a very young پینگوئن, پیںگان squealed. “Look at them!”
    “Shut up,” the other one hissed. “They might see us.”
    Skipper yanked down the head of his friend who was peering over the snow drift they were spying behind. They just discovered something incredible. Skipper and Martin were just playing toboggan, ٹوبوگگن down a snowdrift away from their پینگوئن, پیںگان flock when they discovered some very strange penguins. They were not like any others the two had ever seen. There were eight of them and they seemed to be exploring something. They would walk along and observe their surroundings with caution. Skipper decided to spy on these strange penguins to see exactly what they were doing. Unfortunately, he had to take Martin with him. He wasn‘t very cautious with spying though and could be the end of them.
    “They are leaving,” Martin whispered. “Let’s go.”
    Martin was just beginning to waddle out of the drift to perfectly expose himself. Skipper quickly yanked him back. “Leave the leadership to me. You...
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Fan fiction by 18wanda posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Skipper: Is the dummy ready?
Kowalski: I took advantage of the food I could find under the table, and the gum made an excellent bonding material to hold it together. (proudly shows Skipper two پینگوئن, پیںگان dummies made out of gross ٹیکو meat and other stuff, and disgusting pieces of chewed gum.)
Skipper: Outstanding! These will buy us a few precious moments.
The monster meat ٹیکو is moving around across the floor, looking around for the two پینگوئن, پیںگان runaways. It is nearing their table. They quickly dive back under the tablecloth before they could be seen. اگلے Kowalski makes a working گوفن, جھلانا shot using the excess gum for a stretcher. Ewww....
Kowalksi: Now to put the dummies on the launch pad. Done. Now if I aim the trajectory twenty-eight degrees north I should be able to shoot these to the other side of the Gringo. That should distract the ٹیکو long enough for آپ to corkscrew it back to the um...killer باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ it came from.
The two penguins engage in high-fiving to celebrate their flawless plan.
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Fan fiction by 18wanda posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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The sinks have been successfully clogged with whatever paper the penguins could salvage from Kowalski's idea clipboard, and the toilets were most certainly clogged with toilet paper. The ٹیکو couldn't climb in the sewer now. And as for the door, it was successfully barricaded with bodies for all the penguins minus Rico were piled in front of the door, holding back the pressure put upon it سے طرف کی the great ٹیکو terror.
Skipper: Hang on, prairie dogs!
Private(whining): We should have gone to IHop!
Kowalski: What are we going to do? We are trapped in a bathroom and to make it even worse there is a mutant ٹیکو breaching our ranks AND to make it worse worse this bathroom is stinking of clogged toilets. We will rot in here like a dead body rotting in the heat and decaying-
Skipper: We don't need grusome details. We need a plan. Kowalski, options. Private, fill me in on every detail. I can take it.
After much thought they have a plan. Master genius Kowalski decided that...No time to finish telling آپ the plan. The ٹیکو just burst in through the door! There is no resistance holding it back and it searches with eyes made of olives for the three remaining penguins....
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Fan fiction by 18wanda posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Private: Not that this ٹیکو doesn't look good, but that chunky meatball کے, کوفتے کا سُوپ of hot sauce and soggy ٹیکو shell is kind of ruining my appetite.
Kowalski: آپ کہا it. That is rather repulsive and nauseating. (gags with disgust)
Suddenly the ٹیکو jolts and flops out of the tray, leaving a soggy puddle on the once-clean table.
Private: AH! The ٹیکو moved. Did آپ see that? Skipper's ٹیکو flopped onto the table!
Kowalski: That is proposterous. Tacos aren't alive, and they don't walk.
Private: It moved!
Rico hacks up a crowbar.
Private: I don't need to be put out of my misery. I am telling you. It's alive. Where is Skipper?
Kowalski: "Scoping" out the bathroom.
Rico: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (dives under the table)
The ٹیکو is growing in size like pumping up a bicycle tire. It is all gross and is squirting greasy slime everywhere. The ٹیکو is getting bigger. It is soon the size of the table.
Kowalski: The ٹیکو has overcome the surface area of the table. It just doesn't compute.
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Fan fiction by 18wanda posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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The penguins are starving and decide to find a place to take a load off and eat some lunch. The only problem is where to go. They debate amongst themselves for disagreement is commo when it comes to lunch.
Private: We should go to IHop. They have the best پینکیکس with strawberries on top!
Kowalski: That is the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard. The fat levels in the pancake batter does ot compute with the syrup mixture-
Rico: nuh uh. Fish?
Skipper: Bobkis! What is the matter with آپ men? Arguing over something as simple as filling your gut. Now we are all going to Dairy Queen. The kids meals are downright adorable.
Kowalski: The kids meals are downright bobkis. Might as well be eating a five dollar bill for all it is worth.
Skipper: Oh for the love of crud. We are going to ٹیکو Gringo.
So after much debate the four penguins decide to go to the old ٹیکو joint. They enter and approach the counter.
Skipper: Be alert, team. آپ never know what can happen in a place that smells of lavender air freshener. There could be poison یا a tourist trap, یا even دن old churros.
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Opinion by 18wanda posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Kowalski is walking down the busy sidewalk and stops when he sees Skipper sitting on a سٹریٹ, گلی corner with a tin can to collect change.
Skipper: Spare change for a new lair, please? Over here, I need dough!
Kowalski: Skipper? What are آپ doing?
Skipper: Kowalski, I never thought I would be happier to see your brain. How far are we from a new lair?
Kowalski looks in the cup and sees one candy wrapper along with a button.) At this rate centuries.
Skipper: We are depending on Rico and Private now.
Kowalski: No we’re not.
They see two penguins, Rico and Private, heading toward them.
Skipper: Report. Are آپ on lunch break I hope?
Private: Permanent lunch break unfortunately.
Skipper: All right. Long story short. I didn’t get the knack of burger flipping.
Kowalski: Another long story short. I was arrested for assaulting students and I dived in a drain hole and lost the cops.
Rico: Oh…
Private: Turns out I am allergic to strawberries.
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Fan fiction by 18wanda posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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So after some mild searching the penguins were booked. Skipper got a job as fry cook at Mickey D’s, Kowalski was a substitute teacher, Rico was on highway construction, and Private was booked taking the assembly line for packaging strawberries. First we will start with how Skipper is doing as a fry cook at Mickey’s.
Skipper: Flipping burgers. No problem. (flips some patties. Suddenly the grill bursts into flames. Skipper: We got a burning grill! Retreat, retreat! (Dives to the floor)
Manager Maurice comes in and sees patties as hard as rocks. Maurice: Look what you’ve done. آپ have fifty orders to make in two منٹ and آپ give me rocks.
Skipper: My fault? That demon grill tried to fry me into chicken nuggets.
Maurice: Look at what آپ heaved on my restaurant.
Skipper: I heaved? You’re the heaver, and this is a tin can, not any restaurant.
Maurice: Get those patties going یا you’re fired.
Skipper: Forget it. I quit!
(Two منٹ later Skipper is extremely fired. مزید on that later)
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Opinion by 18wanda posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Private: Can we get out of this one, Kowalski?
Kowalski: We are in a 6 سے طرف کی 8 inch cage made of steel with a model 40 lock. Wait, since when did آپ call the shots, Private?
Private: Skipper has a bad case of doctor hysteria. (Looks over in Skipper’s direction.)
Skipper is in fetal position, staring out into the distance and rocking back and forth slowly. Skipper: I have been captured سے طرف کی some unknown enemy. Walls closing in. The bars…squeezing in. Can’t breathe. General: the fifth squadron has been captured. May day. Man…down! (leaps up to strangle the bars) I know who has done this. It is my marine mammal foe, Dr. Glowhole who plans on blowing out the sun! I should have known!
(The other three penguins just stare back, completely confused. Rico coughs up a hammer.)
Kowalski: I don’t think that will be necessary, Rico. I think the best way to put Skipper out of his misery is with a crowbar instead.
(The doctor comes into the room and looks at the penguins closely. Doctor: بادل burn, a bad case of…is that skyburn? And even some moon burn on the flat-headed one. I will get the treatment right away.)
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Fan fiction by 18wanda posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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(The penguins are enjoying a lovely, peaceful دن at the zoo, getting bad cases of sunburn without mercy.)
Kowalski: I think I’m getting a بادل burn, Skipper.
Skipper: Right, and can’t آپ see my bad case of moon burn? Seriously, man, there isn’t a بادل in the sky.
Private: It doesn’t matter. I have a sky burn. What can آپ do for something like that?
Skipper(threateningly): Whack some sense into yourselves یا I will do it for you. Actually, Rico, pass me the sky block. SPF 15, soldier. I do like to keep a decent figure.
Rico coughs up the sky block, moon block, and even the بادل block for everyone to devour. The penguins could have done this forever if the zookeeper, Alice, wouldn’t have walked by. She saw the roasty toasty penguins and immediately pulls out a walky talky.
Alice: We have a bad case of sky burn! Code blue! Code blue! Make it a triple A! Looks like some moon burn on the flat-headed one! They need to go to the doctor immediately.
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