Hans: Do you know whta i can do with this?
Private: Help animals? just like we do!
Skipper: Sure, and then he will fly away on his magical unicorn spreading rainbows and pixie dust wherever he goes!
Private: *gasp* Hans has a Unicorn?
*SLAPS* oh I guess no.

Ooh! That's hard! Um...I pick these!

1)
Kowalski: I don't know, Skipper. It could be anything.
Skipper: Really? Could it be Alaska?
Kowalski: Now, that's no—
Skipper: Because I think people would notice if the entire state of Alaska just packed up and moved to the zoo!
Kowalski: Alright, maybe it couldn't be anything! >:(
Skipper: I'm sorry, boys. I sometimes resort to sarcasm when facing the unknown.
Kowalski: No, duh...
(Sting Operation)

2)
Skipper: *in fake British accent* Well, maybe we could all hug a rainbow and fly to Lunacorn land, guv'na!
Private: >:/
Skipper: Well, I was just trying to give you the full "Being Skipper" experience. ;)
(Private and the Winky Factory)