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hey!i only took one of his feathers one time!so there :D I LUV YA KOWALSKI!!!

cute dude.

Kowalski: *rubs back of his head*
Icicle: What's up Kowalski?
Kowalski: I think someone plucked my feathers. *stares at Mystic*
Mystic: What? I ONLY DID THAT ONCE!
Kowalski: Oh, ok.
Mystic(in head): He believes me! He totally loves me!
Kowalski: Maybe I'm just a little paranoid. I got to stop hanging out with Skipper.
Icicle: Yup. Your turning into him.
Kowalski: Yea...Uhh Icicle?
Icicle: Yes?
Kowalski: I know you have three feathers on your head...but why is there four?
Icicle: ...it grew overnight...

Kat: I broke my foot trying to fly one time!
Kowalski: Ouch.
Kat: It sucked. Then, I got so frustrated, I slammed it against a door, and I made it worse. OOH! PHINEAS AND FERB!
Kowalski: Uhh, Kat, I-
Kat: DOOFENSHMIRTZ- SERIOUSLY!? A BALL GOWN INATOR!?
Kowalski: Kat, I-
Kat: Oh, you can watch it, too!
Kowalski: Actually, I-
Kat: ARE YOU WATCHING OR NOT!?
Kowalski: No, I-
Kat: Ooh! King Julien's having another party!

kowalski:hey has anyone seen a piece of fish i left here 5min ago?
me:nope uhh mabye you ate it but forgot you did.:D
kowalski:but im sure i left it here!
me:well i dont know but i did "find" one of your feathers:)
kowalski:ummm...ok
me:well bye
kowalski:yeah bye*leaves*
me:yes!he thinks i did'nt take it!
priavte:it was you who took his fish and one of his feathers O_O
me:uhh no..
private:but i just heard y-
me:private do you like haveing 2 arms
priavte:yes
me:then dont question me!
private:you would'ent cut one of my arms off.
me:and you continue to quetion me!!*grabs knife*so you wanna bet i wont O_O
private:*runs*
me:hehe good thing he did'nt notice this was only plastic:D

I got a cheer for kowalski who wants to hear?!
random guy:no one:P
me:shut up:D
random person: >:(
me:oh k here it is!

Ready? ok!
whos the best ill give ya a hint
hes black and white
and hes my knight
im not just some crazy fangirl
and when i hear his crushes name i wanna hurl
some next time you hear his name
dont you dare flame
had enough ok i'll tell you
but before i do i must achoo!!
ready for the one who makes girls scream apon seeing him
its kowalski!yeah kowalski!!

and cheer rest!*sits down*:D
random guy:O_O that was weird...
me:GO KOWALSKI!!

(Aaaand)

Icicle: (crying) Why? Is it because I'm not beautiful like her!? Is it because of this stupid scar on my face?!
Kowalski: Icicle, it's not like that.
Skipper: Calm down. Just try to-
Icicle: Calm down! What if I don't want to calm down! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CALM DOWN ALL MY LIFE!
Skipper: Just belca-beca-be,wait-
Kowalski: HAHAHA!!!

Marlene(Director): Cut! Skipper! What kind of an actor are you?
Skipper: What? I messed up!
Julien: When can I come in?
Icicle: You're suppose to come in near the end of the movie!
Marlene: Kowalski! Stop eating all the candy!
Kowalski: *mouth full* what?
Skipper: Ouch! Private! stop hiting me with that microphone!
Private: Sorry Skippa'.
Icicle: I CAN'T WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS!!!!!*stomps away*

Marlene: Sigh...take five everyone.
Julien: Take five what?
Kowalski: *mouth full of candy* We're out of candy!

me:*talking in sleep*kowalski its almost like your eyes out shine the sun...
private:should i wake her up yet?
skipper:hmm mabye in another hour :D
me:*sleeping*hehe..i never knew you know how to dance
rico:*laughs*
private:i dont feel right doin' this.
skipper:hey,its her fault for talking in her sleep.
kowalski:*comes from lab*whats going on?
skipper:we're watching Mystic sleep.
kowalski:why?
skipper:cuz shes saying things in her sleep thats more interesting than the lemurs.
me:its soo awesome cuz now i can throw away that picture of you no one knows i have under my pillow. :D
skipper:*stifle a laugh*wow!
kowalski:uhh..i dont know what to say.
rico:*laughs*
private:im not doing this anymore!*walks away*
me:and yeah i did steal your half eaten fish its part of my shrine to you.
rico:*laughs hard*
skipper:*tries not to laugh*looks like kowalski has an admirer
me:*wakes up*huh.what r u guys doin'?!
rico:uh oh.*runs away*
kowalski:uhh....it was skippers idea to spy on you!!!*runs back to lab*
me:skipper!
skipper:for the record you probably should'ent talk in your sleep.
me:AHH!!how much did you hear?
skipper:everything.
me:*blush**glares*i hate you.
skipper:i know :D
me:*glares*

I would like to add a new character people :D Only penguinsfan2 has heard of him before...so I shall show him to you! His name is Saga...and he's a lemur :p And his human form looks just like my avatar at the moment, K? :P

Ash: -rolls eyes- Guys, come on, leave her alone...
Skipper: IT'S HER FAULT, Y'KNOW!
Mystic: W-what! No it wasn't! I was SLEEPING!
Ash: Exactly, now shut up Skipper before I break off your beak!
Skipper: You are just lucky I haven't told you what I hear from you when you sleep.
Ash: H-huh?
Skipper: You talk about a certain...Saga perhaps?
Kowalski: -comes out laughing- ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!
Mystic: -dazing at Kowalski- Y-y-yeah...s-she...l-l-ikes...h-him...
Ash: WAIT! HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT! I NEVER TOLD YOU!
Mystic: -still dazing- Y-you wrote it in your...diary...a-and I ...read it...
Ash: WHAT?!?!?! YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! I TAKE BACK WHAT SAID DEFENDING MYSTIC!
Skipper: Ha, You didn't deny it, it's true, huh?
Ash: NO! IT'S NOT TRUE! I DON'T LIKE SAGA! -glares-
Skipper: -laughs, walking out- You so do...

Kat: I like pickles!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?

I've always wanna see him dance like Mumble!


(in the HQ)
Icicle: You guys gotta stop talking in your sleep.
Mystic: You knew!?!?
Icicle: Yea, I watch you sleep when there's nothing to do. It's soo funny with your embarassing dreams. I keep talking about it with Marlene.
Ash: Hey!
Icicle: Hahahaaa!...I'm soo glad I don't talk in my sleep anymore.
Ash: (Whispers to Mystic) She has a diary.
Mystic: GET IT!
Icicle: AHHHHH!-Oh look! It's Kowalski asking you to marry him!!!
Mystic: WHERE!
Icicle: Uh, wait- no, That's Saga.
Ash: Where! Saaagaaaaaa!

Icicle: *Throws a book in the fireplace*HA! Well that's done...Oh wait, I don't have a diary.
Ash:...then what book did you throw in the fire?
Icicle: I think it was your diary.
Ash: Oh thank goodness!
Mystic: Aw...man.
Icicle: Don't worry. I made 3 more copies of it.

Ash: WHAT?!?! YOU COPIED MY DIARY?!?!
Icicle: Yeah, here are the copies! -pulls out copies-
Ash: DARN YOU!
Mystic: OK, let's not fight...I just have to get my diary into the fire and it'll be fine!
Icicle: I also copied yours!
Ash: HA!
Mystic: GET HER!
Saga: -walks in- Hey girls, Ash...
Ash: -rolls eyes- You are saying I'm not considered a girl?!?! X(
Saga: Not with the knife you held to my neck the other day, your not.
Ash: Well, you were annoying me!
Saga: Huh, no I wasn't!
Ash: Yes you were!
Saga: Wasn't!
Ash: Were!
Saga: Wasn't!
Ash: -leans in- WERE!
Saga: -leans in- WASN'T!
Ash: -glares- I HATE YOU!
Saga: -glares- I HATE YOU MORE!
Mystic: Sure you do... -getting this on tape-
Icicle: Youtube, here we come!
Ash: -crosses arms- Hmph!
Saga: -imitates Ash- Hmph!

Marlene: What's up Mystic.
Mystic: *stares at Kowalski* Nothing...just staring...
Marlene: Hey Mystic, are you the jealous type?
Mystic: No. I won't stoop to that level!
Marlene: Really? are you sure?
Mystic: Yea. I got to give Kowalski some space. I want him to know that I trust him, that I'm nice, sweet, a-

(Icicle walks to Kowalski)

Icicle: Hey Kowalski, can you help me with-
Mystic: GET AWAY FROM MY FUTURE HUSBAND, ICICLE!!!! *gets out a bat and chases her*
Icicle: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Kowalski: *whistles and walks away*

Saga: -leaves, pissed-
Ash: -scoffs- Whatever...
Skipper: Huh, you seem to REALLY like him! -sarcastically-
Ash: BECAUSE I DON'T!
Skipper: -rolls eyes- Whatever then...
Ash: Eh...I'm going to go help Icicle...-leaves- MYSTIC! GET BACK HERE!
Mystic: SHE WAS STEALING HIM!
Ash: Sure she was...now...let's go give you your happy pills...
Mystic: -sigh- Ok...I'm good...Happy pills.

happy pills?!i dont take happy pills i take CHOCOLATE pills!XD
me:these pills are'nt working!!
ash:thats cuz you did'nt take them yet!!!
me:well i cant stop thinkin' icicle's stealing kowalski!!!
ash:well shes not.
me:fine if y-*sees icicle*THERE YOU ARE!!*grabs bat*GET AWAY FROM KOWALSKI!!
icicle:BUT HES NOT HERE!!*runs outside*
me:DONT RUN AWAY FROM ME!!!!*gets up and runs*
ash:*sigh*

Saga: -comes in- What's going on with them? -points at Mystic chasing Icicle-
Ash: Icicle was "stealing" Kowalski...
Saga: Huh...Mystic is the jealous type then?
Ash: I guess so...but I'm not.
Saga: Oh really?
Ash: Yeah...
Skipper: Hey Saga-
Ash: I KNOW YOUR GAY, GET BACK!

Let poor Kowalski be, paperazzi!

kowalski:did you stop chaseing icicle?
me:yup.she got away O_O
kowalski:well you probably should'ent chase anyone with bats anyway.
me:your so smart another reason i love you.:)
kowalski:uhh..thx i guess
me:and dont worry no one can steal you cuz ill destroy them first.:D
kowalski:oh you hear that i think skippers calling me uh gotta go!
me:ok bye bye!
kowalski:*gone*
me:he so loves me:D
private:i dont think running away from you everytime you talk to him means he loves you.
me:what did i say before private.
private:if i like haveing two arms O_O
me:exacly so walk away if you wanna keep it like that.
private:O_O

You guys are funny! XD

Ash: Stop bothering the little boy! Come on...Mystic, you are A LITTLE too much in his face...Y'know?
Mystic: I am not!
Kowalski: -passing by-
Mystic: BY FUTURE HUSBAND KOWALSKI! I LOVE YOU! YOU ARE SO SEXY!
Ash: Er...0_0! See what I mean? You need to lay lower hints that show you like him...
Mystic: And you would know this how?
Ash: Because...I'm like that with Saga.
Mystic: I thought you said you didn't like him ^_^
Ash: I DON'T!

me:ya know skipper im starting to think kowalski does'nt like me like i do
skipper:*sarcasticly*oh really?i did'nt notice.
me:right!hmm ill ask him,
skipper:i don t thi-
me:HEY KOWALSKI!!
kowalski: *sees me and runs*
me:YOU CANT RUN AWAY FROM DESTINY!!!!!*runs*
skipper:*sigh*how long before she finds out that its just rico in a kowalski coustume?
kowalski:*pokes head out of HQ*hopefully in a very long time.
skipper:how long are you going to avoid her?
kowalski:mabye 'bout 3mothes*ducks*
(rico)kowalski:
me:COME BACK HERE DONT YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU?!*keeps running*
kowalski:mabye 5mothes.just to be safe
skipper:*sigh*

LET US EAT PIE!

Icicle: What's up?
Ash: Hey Icicle!...what's with the bat?
Icicle: Ya know...*points it towards Mystic* As long as she keeps her distance.
Mystic: Don't worry, I'm not gonna chase you with a bat anymore.
Icicle: Oh, Ok! *tosses the bat away* So what are you guys talking about?

(Kowalski passes by)

Kowalski: Hey girls.
Ash: Hey.
Mystic: *sigh* Hey Kowalski♥
Kowalski: So Icicle, Remember yesterday af-
Mystic: *Takes out a shovel* GET AWAY FROM MY TRUE LOVE!!!!
Icicle: AHHHHHHHHH! *runs*
Mystic: He's mine! ALL MINE! *chases after her*

Kowalski: ...I thought she's not gonna chase Icicle anymore.
Ash: She didn't say that. She said she's not gonna chase her with a BAT...She didn't say anything about a shovel.
Kowalski: Oh.
Mystic: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Icicle: Get away! Get Away! GET AWAY!!!!

omg i do 2

Kat: PICKLE TOILET!
Skipper: ...She's crazy!
Kowalski: I don't mind it really.
Skipper: She's insane!
Kat: ...I'M RIGHT HERE YOU KNOW!
Skipper: YES! WE KNOW!

Kat: Oh man! DON'T HURT ME!
Mystic: Did you go near my boyfriend?
Kay: Yeah.
Mystic: >:(
Kat: I mean no- I mean- RUN!
Mystic: *chases the two with shovel*
Icicle: You too?
Kat: Yeah.
Mystic: >:(
Kat: DON'T HURT ME!
Mystic: *hits Kat, who goes down*
All: *GASP!*
Icicle: Did you kill her?
Kat: *gets up*
Mystic: No, thank goodness!
Kat: *to Kowalski* MAMA!

Ash: Kowalski? Your daughter is calling :D
Kat: I'M NOT HIS DAUGHTER! I'm his Gir-
Mystic: -Lifts shovel- Come again?
Kat: Er...DADDY! -hugs Kowalski-
Mystic: Ya hear that, Kowalski? We have just had our first child.
Kowalski: -twitches-
Ash: There are plenty more to come :D

me:people are trying to steal my boyfriend!!
kowalski:for the last time im not-
me:*grabs tazor*choose those words carefully:) cuz i really dont wanna hurt you.
skipper:ok how'd you find out that you were'nt chaseing kowalski before.
me:i noticed when rico stopped and i saw that he was shorter then kowlaski so i ripped his kowalski coutume's head off.
skipper:*backs away*ok shes all yours kowalski.
me:good choice backing away skipper very good choice>:)
kowalski:*whispers to skipper*i think she finally cracked.
me:*raises tazor*skipper,you are my brother and i would'ent hurt you*comes closer*but if you dare steal kowlakis away i will KILL you*creepy smile*so just back away and everythings ok
skipper:ok*whispers to kowalski*im sorry but your on your own*runs away*
me:COME BACK HERE!!I KNOW YOU ASKED HIM OUT JUST KNOW!!*starts to run*
kowalski:*grabs my arm*look Mystic i-
me:you holding my arm...:D
kowalski:yeah but i-
me:love you and will NEVER date another girl.*raises tazor*right?
kowalski:oh boy....

Kat: DADDY! I LIKE PICKLES!
Kowalski: (Oh brother!)

...I'm not sure how to react to this.

Ash: -tackles Mystic- GIRL! CALM DOWN! GIVE HIM SOME SPACE!
Mystic: So no YOU are trying to steal him from me?
Ash: W-what? NO!
Mystic: OH REALLY? WELL NOW! WHAT IF I FLIRT WITH SAGA AND KOWALSKI?!?! HUH?!?! HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT?
Ash: What? NO! DON'T!
Saga: -goes with Kowalski and starts talking to him-
Mystic: My chance! -stands up and wraps flippers around both of them- Hey GUYS! YOU ALL LOVE ME?
Kowalski: Er...
Saga: Huh...?
Mystic: I've got a tazor. -grins-
Kowalski: YUP!
Saga: I LOVE YOU!
Ash: -twitches-

Kat: I HAVE AN iPOD AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!
Kowalski: What's that going to do?
Kat: Daddy! I hit people with it!
Kowalski: Kat, I'm not your father!
Kat: Says you!

Skipper: Icicle? What are you doing back here?
Icicle: This is funny. *tosses popcorn* Ok! I'm going in!
Skipper: *grabs popcorn* This is gonna be interesting.

I really did that with my iPod. I broke it! xD
Kat: SPIDER! Kill it! Killit! Kill it! Kill it-
Kowalski: ◎_◎

(Icicle spots Kowalski working hard on something)

Icicle: What's up Kowalski?
Kowalski: I'm trying to make a suit that's ammune to tazers.
Icicle: Mystic.
Kowalski: Yes. Her.
Icicle: Just wear a suit made of rubber.
Kowalski: *slaps forehead* Oh.
Icicle: Hey Kowalski, can we hang out together?
Kowalski: Are you ACTUALLY taking that risk?
Icicle: What risk?
Kowalski: Ya know, Mystic.
Icicle: Phtt. She doesn't need to know...
Kowalski: Eh, Ok.
(Door burst down)
Mystic: (With a chainsaw & goalie mask) HERE'S MYSTIC!!!!!
Kowalski: So our date is canceled?
Icicle: Yea. *runs*
Mystic: MWAHAHAHA! HE WILL BE MINE! HE WILL BE MINE!!!!!!

Kat: Ooh yay! A chai- AAAAHHHH! *Yeah, she is kind of hyperish loopy*

Icicle's dating manual!!!!

Tip #1. Give a hint.

Kowalski: Hey Mystic.
Mystic: KOWALSKI! I LOVE YOU!
Kowalski: Ahhhhh! *runs away*
Mystic: Sigh...he totally digs me!

That is the Icicle way!!!

Kat's tips 4 dating

#1 b urself.
Kat: I'm Bob.
Kowalski: I wanted to give Kat her pickle! (I know I'm obsessed with pickles!)
Kat: *face palms herself*

Ash's tips for dating

Tip #1 Make the person think you hate them to catch their attention.

Saga: -sits on the penguin's fence during training- Hey Ash...
Ash: What do you want?
Saga: Just wanted to stop by...say hello...stuff like that...
Skipper: Eh, Saga! I told you to stop coming by to flirt with Ash!
Ash: -blushes- Er...I hate you Saga! -pushes Saga off the fence and he breaks his foot-
Saga: OW!
Ash: -gets out and kisses him- I hate you so much! -grins and goes back to training-
Saga: -still on the floor- HELP? ANYBODY?!?!?!

Lovely tips everyone!

Icicle's Dating Manual!

Tip #2. Slow down and take it easy, cuz you'll get there.

Kowalski: Hey Mystic, you wanna-
Mystic: Marry me!!!!!! I DO!!!!
Kowalski: Uh Never mind!!! *runs* Ahhhh!!!!
Mystic: YAY! Time to pick out a wedding cake!

That's the Icicle way!

Ash's tips for dating

Tip #2 Make sure that you don't let your crush take charge of your life.

Saga: Ya wanna go to the park later?
Ash: -blushes- Er....sure....
Skipper: Ash...what did I tell you?
Ash: Um...NO SAGA! YOU WANT ME TO BREAK THE RULES! SO I WON'T GO! THAT'S HOW STRONGLY I FEEL! YOU WON'T CONTROL MY LIFE!
Skipper: -grins- Good, now come on. -begins to walk away and signals Ash to come-
Ash: -whispers to Saga- Meet me at the park at midnight...

Icicle's Dating Manual!

Tip #3. One way to tell if a guy likes you, is if they're getting shy around you.

Mystic: ♥Hey Kowalski♥
Kowalski: Can you do me a favor and pass me that 10 pound sledge hammer?
Mystic: *picks up sledge hammer with ease* Here.
Kowalski: Thanks *Repeatedly smashes his machine* STUPID PIECE OF JUNK THAT DOESN'T WORK!!!! Here *gives it back* grumble...grumble...
Mystic: It's soo cute when he's shy...

That's the Icicle way!

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Now back to the program.

#2 Don't go nuts.
Kowalski: Hey Kat, I-
Kat: PICKLES!

HAHAHA XD LOL, NICE ICICLE, VERY NICE XD Hehehehe XD OK, YOU BEGIN ICICLE!

Alrighty then... lol, jk, this is hilarious, you people should think about starting a comedy show!

LOL, THANK YOU ^_^ I've thought about it...I've done a couple...but just with my friends and we only show it to ppl at skool XD

Cools! Whenever I try to be funny, I end up just sounding stupid, and whenever I just say normal things, somehow they end up being funny, it's so annoying...

I know...that happens often to me!

Eh, I guess there's nothing I can do about it, I'll just try to never be funny, maybe I could be a comedian someday... Nah, I couldn't do that, comedians seem to get drunk too often...OFF SUBJECT! lol, KOWALSKI!!

GO KOWALSKI!