I have decided to try my flipper at creating a game. Let's see if this will work.

To play, the first poster names some sort of situation that probably has an explainable and benign cause. The next poster, however, will instead give Skipper's paranoid explanation for the situation's cause and then offer up a new situation of their own. For example:

-- Poster 1: Alice is running a bit late in feeding the penguins this morning.
-- Poster 2: That's because she's been busy stuffing mind-reading chips into the fish. (This poster will then suggest a new situation.)

I shall now go first by offering a situation: A man carrying a chainsaw is heading toward the lemur habitat.