آپ Know You’re Obsessed with Percy Jackson When…
آپ go to the Empire State Building and آپ ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and آپ scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” *
Every time آپ use the Internet, آپ thank Hermes.
When آپ see Harry Potter, آپ think of Percy with glasses. *
آپ burn food to see if it smells good. *
آپ see an owl, آپ go, “Hi Athena!”
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.
آپ think that your پسندیدہ singer is a child of Apollo.
Someone close to آپ dies and آپ give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and آپ create a PJO family.
آپ go on a cruise and آپ hope the کشتی isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You’re on a کشتی and آپ pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and آپ hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast آپ out of the air. *
آپ go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.
آپ find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you. *
آپ think George بش is a son of Ares
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with آپ everywhere.
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.
آپ get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas.
آپ get really mad at Hades when a family member dies.
آپ sometimes try to control water. ***
آپ don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. *
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
Even though not diagnosed, آپ claim آپ have ADHD یا dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. *
آپ yell "Annabeth!" every time آپ see a NY Yankees hat.
آپ make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games. **
Anytime آپ see an مالٹا, نارنگی shirt, آپ look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt. *
آپ are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books. *
When آپ see/hear about anything mythology-related, آپ talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it. **
Buy anything New York یا San Francisco-related.
آپ are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas
آپ are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
آپ claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your دوستوں argue with you. *****
آپ have dreams about PJO characters/events *****
آپ carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That every time آپ pick up a pen, آپ think it'll turn into a sword.
Every time آپ play dodge ball, آپ bring a suit of armor.
آپ go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man.
آپ find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain.
Whenever your internet slows (or gets shut) down, آپ yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO آپ LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
آپ stuff your Harry Potter کتابیں in the back of your closet so آپ have some مزید places for your PJ&O stuff.
When someone gets married, آپ say: "I hope آپ shall not anger Hera"
In the beginning of your first History class, آپ burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" *****
آپ pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" *****
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) آپ scream "JACKSON!" **
When someone dies, آپ pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
free, because they don't have drachmas anymore.
آپ are known to scream names of the characters at random times. ****
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies *****
آپ pray to Athena when آپ don’t study for a math test.
And when آپ flunk کہا test, آپ blame her irritation on Percabeth.
آپ make a فہرست of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
-Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy.
-Athena- She scares Percy مزید than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
-Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also آپ might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
-Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. *
When آپ steal your friend's pen آپ believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and آپ thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive. *
آپ write پرستار fiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. ******
When your mom grounds آپ from the computer, آپ blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke.
آپ want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks. *
آپ give all your دوستوں god parents **
آپ کوئز fellow شائقین on the minor gods and win. **
آپ spend time doing pointless research at, just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. ***
آپ plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
آپ imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Super bowl. **
آپ get your parents to start reading PJO (Please Mom, no need to thank me.)
آپ think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy. ***
آپ have a countdown to the Demigod Files because of the mention of Percabeth.
آپ want Kronos buried under Wichita, Kansas in a محفوظ deposit toothpick box. No one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals. ***
Your mother thinks آپ need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
آپ blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them.
آپ imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the سوال of why آپ were laughing, آپ try to explain. **
They think آپ are nuts because آپ are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico.
آپ think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen. ***
آپ know you're obsessed when آپ lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
Give it back!!"
آپ think all the مقبول girls at your school are children of Aphrodite. And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay.
آپ go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters. ***
آپ read page 287 of BotL over and over again یا say the lines in your head **
your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog.
آپ and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
Canada یا Canadians. ***
آپ and your PJO obsessed friend start a پرستار club with only آپ two in it.***
آپ get other people obsessed. ******
آپ know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, and PJO and
use it in conversations. **
Your پسندیدہ quote of all time comes from PJO. *****
آپ and your friend have "diss-wars" using PJO CHARACTERS *
When someone dies, آپ give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus.
Every time آپ see a guy in a wheelchair آپ think "Chiron!!” *
آپ find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, آپ take the oath of the hunters
when آپ burn yourself, آپ curse Hephaestus/Hestia.
~you put an offering to Demeter اگلے to your garden.
~you go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who آپ really are, Chiron…"
~you say "Maia!" when آپ are wearing shoes. **
آپ checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.*
آپ know which pages the good parts are on. ****
آپ suddenly hate thunderstorms. **
آپ start hearing Percabeth in every song آپ hear. *
آپ started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
آپ start figuring out who your godly parent is. ****
آپ never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. ******
آپ ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. *
آپ start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. *******
Each دن آپ check every پرستار site آپ know of for new information. *
آپ try to figure out how much food dye آپ need to turn chocolate chip کوکیز blue.
آپ make references to it in school reports and/or to دوستوں that haven’t read it. **
The first thing آپ ask someone when آپ meet them is, “Have آپ read PJO?” ***
آپ yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever آپ enter a boat.
آپ curse a god/goddess a lot.
آپ have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room *****
آپ know PJO better than most sane people ******
آپ have لنکس to every great PJO site *****
آپ beg your mom to make a blue cake for your birthday
آپ add things to the فہرست every دن **
آپ know what آپ would do if آپ were Percy *
آپ argue with your دوستوں about if Nico should turn evil یا not (NOT!)
At least half of your دوستوں have read all the PJO, یا are going to in the very near future ***
آپ wish آپ could find a قوس قزح to see if Iris messages work **
آپ give دوستوں and yourself a godly parent, **
آپ are trying to learn Greek *****
آپ keep thinking about one of the PJO کتابیں when آپ go on a trip. ***
آپ think of Percy every time آپ see a dark haired green-eyed boy ****
آپ have an instant crush on Nico! **
آپ just have to research مزید about Greek mythology ******
آپ want to learn Latin ***
آپ copy/paste this onto your پروفائل ******
Most of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a پار, صلیب over *****
آپ have taken every test آپ can find about what demigod parent آپ would/do/should have, and your trying to get your دوستوں to****
آپ make sure all of your دوستوں (Or most of them), have an idea about what آپ say when talking about PJO ****
Your دوستوں (At least one), think آپ are obsessed with PJO, and آپ agree **********
آپ have one یا مزید things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks آپ why, آپ tell them******
آپ have something on your school things (Or ہوم things), that says 'Daughter of God/goddess', and آپ don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of an unliked god/goddess
You’re nodding and smiling when آپ read this********************
آپ own every single book***
آپ are planning on adding a lot مزید things to this فہرست **
آپ call yourself a demigod ******
آپ wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real***********************************************************************************************
آپ plan to study Greek mythology in college ********
آپ find yourself praying to a random god when آپ didn't study for a math test because آپ were too busy reading PJO
You’ve called someone آپ know a satyr.
آپ have AP European History and آپ wish Annabeth could tutor آپ about all the architects آپ have to know.
And that’s how آپ know you’re obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!
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