Pride and prejudice

*Six hours no longer seems like a long time.

*You begin to wonder why all فلمیں are not six episodes long.

*You have memorized where the commercial breaks come as well as the order of the commercials in each break.

*You watch the movie all the way through non-stop - then rewind it and start all over again.

*The movie just keeps on getting better every time آپ watch it.

*On a حالیہ visit to a local lake, آپ were inspired to dive in and go swimming fully clothed.

*Your relatives and دوستوں no longer think that آپ are strange for asking them to call آپ "Lizzy".

*You sing along with the...

from the Huffington Post:

I've published twenty کتابیں in genres from memoir to mystery but I never thought of doing an Austen mashup until I read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

While I enjoyed Zombies at first because it was surprising and funny, eventually it started to feel like a one-note protest against all the decorous PBS Austen series and all the die-hard Austen شائقین around the world. Dude, forget carriages and bonnets, gimme brains!

Zombies reads like graffiti, which can be ugly یا beautiful depending on your point of view. آپ see that تقسیم, الگ کریں on amazon.com, where half the reviewers give...