What are some of the funniest quotes آپ have heard?

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
-anonymous

"WACKY INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN!!!!!"
-Anyone who passes a used car lot

"I poked holes in it's back so it can breath"
-Peter, Family guy

That is just a few I can think of.
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BellaCullen96 said:
Everything in A Very Potter Musical

Here's one thing from it:
Harry: C'mon Malfoy, just get out of here please
Draco: Where are we supposed to go?
Harry: I don't know, uh, Pigfarts
Draco: Hahaha, hoho, now you're just being cute. I can't GO to Pigfarts, it's ON MARS. آپ need a rocketship! Do آپ have a rocketship, Potter? I bet آپ do. آپ know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died. Oh, look at this! Look at it! Look it! Rocketship Potter! Oh, oh! Starkid Potter, Moonshoes Potter! Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts!

And another:
Quirrell: Listen, if we're going to be in this situation for a while, we're going to have to learn how to live with eachother. Now, I've been single for all of my life, and I have some habits, and sometimes I leave dirty laundry around!
Voldemort: Well, I believe everything has its place. Muggles have their place, Mudbloods have their place, and so do your clothes! Namely, a dresser!
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Another is: "Killing people wont make them like you... It will just make them DEAD!" -Voldy :D AVPM is totally awesome!
catsrule465 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?
-Alohomora- posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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ahaha! HUFFLEPUFFS ARE PARTICUALARY GOOD FINDERS! *big grin*
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amymeymy said:
The Office has the best funny quotes ever, for example:
-" That's what she said"
-" Uh, no, I only give my organs to my real friends."
-" There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, "What if آپ die Dwight, how will we get into the office?" He said, "If I'm dead, آپ guys have been dead for weeks.""
-" The آگ کے, آگ is shooting at us! "
-"I think we broke his brain."
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boolander25 said:
watch the movie Zoolander if آپ want some funny quotes. if i just tell آپ the quotes, they will make no sense, but they are hiarious!
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Zoolander is awesome! :P
pufllys posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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ya i agree
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Timian said:
"You must be losing it Mulder - I can beat آپ up with one arm!"
"Isn't that how آپ like to beat yourself? - Wait! If those were my last words, I can do better!" xD
- Mulder and Krycek (x-files) in episode "The red and the black". Those two are hilarios! xD
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I love the X-Files <33 =]
YoungbloodY posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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The most brilliant دکھائیں ever! :D<3
Timian posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
jillynn17 said:
The True Man wants two things: Danger and Play. For that reason he wants Women, as they are the most dangerous "Plaything." ~Freidrich Nietzsche
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jem_ said:
how can آپ be scared of something that isn't scary? like, being scared of happiness. یا popsicles. how can anyone in their right mind be scared of a popsicle? you'd have to sit and think of the negatives. it's cold. sometimes sticky. also can be "not good for you". but a popsicle tastes good, and can make آپ happy. it can cool آپ off. a popsicle wont hurt you, یا be mean to you. a popsicle cant say bad things about you. popsicles aren't scary, but we can find reasons to be scared. don't be scared of popsicles.
:P
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Marta1717 said:
- There are worse things in life than death. Have آپ ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
- Im astounded سے طرف کی people who want to "know" the universe when its hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
-If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.

Woody Allen

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armybrat14 said:
Just thought I would share this.
Haha!

-He was waving his window out of the arm.

^ love it. <3
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llamalover565 said:
"Buddy the elf .... whats ur پسندیدہ color???" and of course.... "a bunch of COTTON HEADED NINNY MUFFINS!" ...... hehe buddy rocks!!!
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WOOT buddy the elf ftw! :D
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_savannah_ said:
Never argue with an idiot, they'll just drag آپ down to their level and beat آپ with experience
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This is great ^_^
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0BleuFever0 said:
"Great is a horrible word. Now, awesome would be great!" - Futurama
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teamsalvatore98 said:
this is my ringtone.its on my iphone.no آپ dont have one.youre on verizon.i waited in line.thats how i got mine.
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i have another.
teamsalvatore98 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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borrow money from a pessimist.they dont expect it back.
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