A white man once said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
Then he said, "Listen sir....
When I was born I was BLACK.
...When I grew up I was BLACK.
When I'm sick I'm BLACK.
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK.
When I'm cold I'm BLACK.
When I die I'll be BLACK.

But آپ sir,

When you're born you're pink.
When آپ grow up you're white.
When you're sick, you're green.
When آپ go in the sun آپ turn red.
When you're cold آپ turn blue.
And when آپ die آپ turn purple.
And آپ have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away....