Sorry, I don't spoil my plans. But I will tell آپ it involves: a few mules | a Hannah Montana wig several machine guns | an old pervert 1,000 thumb tacks | a couple of fat blokes a calculator | George Bush an Ouija board | Barney the purple dinosaur your mom | scissors my brilliant mind | Johnny Depp Lady Gaga | dead rats an abandoned lot | a bottle of Mercury dynamite | a surfer dude
That's about it. No, آپ cannot be let in on the plan. I work alone. *cackles evilly*
Well my plan to take over the world (and dye everything rainbow) is a secret but here, I'll tell آپ my evil twins plan. (Yes, we're both evil, unfortunate for our mom, I know.)
A n Y w A y S 1st, آپ must learn to read a secret code. (All تبصرے Sh'all be left within this code too)
A = Z B = Y C = X D = W E = V F = U G = T H = S I = R J = Q K = P L = O M = N N = M O = K P = J Q = I R = H S = G T = F U = E V = D W = C X = B Y = A Z= Who even cares? Its not like I'm gonna use it! Now I'll speak code for the plan: