What in the world is this bird thinking?

its reading this

*how did she get that tootbrush up there?*

Is that a naked woman

"CRAP! The Jets lost. I'm gonna go grab a بیئر with Feathers. Yo Feathers!"
"What?"
"Let's go grab a beer!"
"Oh, sorry, I can't. My wife is begging me to feed the kids today. Not enough worms in this world."
"I KNOW. Mabel always wants me to get that مفن, چپاتی that's been down سے طرف کی the trees since last week."
"We could catch up when I'm done. They found a bunch of worms near the valley. It'll take me five minutes!"
"Okay. I have to clean the nest, anyways. See آپ later, man!"
"See ya!"

I hope آپ can read this.

"Augh! I lost the game!"

"I wish people would stop asking what's wrong with my neck. This is just how it is!"

excuse me but WTF are ya doing?

never take life seriously nobody gets out alive anyway thats what he's thinking