I didn't! I've been set up! It was all that damn swordfish's fault. He promised me a wish because I saved him from Nosferatu and his evil band of vampire فیرریٹ, بھگانا men, so I wished that I would never have to take a blood test again. So he gave me a magical energy سٹار, ستارہ fridge of blood to give to the doctor when I was supposed to take a blood test. And when I asked him where it was from, he told me, and then he just turned into a fart بادل and left.
I went to find poor Carl's body to give him a proper burial, and as I was carrying the body to take it to the police, Lady GaGa and Ke$ha got into a catfight اگلے to me. One of the paparazzi got a picture of me holding dead Carl, and now I'm wanted for MURDER.
DAMN YOU, آپ SWORDFISH BASTARD! *shakes fist while looking at the sky, although nothing is there*
Listen, Sloppy Joe promised me 1000 donuts if I committed the murder! I had too. Besides, Carl was my friend that kept dying anyway. I might as well finish the job. And with Carl's luck he'll probably come back to life again then die. Then the cycle will repeat.