What's the funniest thing آپ ever heard?

I could think of hundreds of funny quotes off the سب, سب سے اوپر of my head, but I'll just use one my biology teacher کہا explaining the creation theory he couldn't teach us (we're going to have to learn about evolution), "It involves seven days and someone really big."

Not what I heard, but rather what I read.

This was a سوال گیا کیا پوسٹ on the yahoo جوابات forum:
"What do آپ think with rings in the nipples chest?"

I'm not trying to make fun of anyone, but this cracked me up.

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dont judge me... ;D

"I can't go to Pigfarts, it's on Mars. آپ need a rocketship. Do آپ have a rocketship? I bet آپ do."

santa claus is real
hahahahahaha stupid