What's the strangest سوال you've been asked recently?

"How much is a 50$ gift card?" XD Believe it یا not, a classmate asked me that in math :P

Kid - When I was 3, my grandfather forced me to مککا, عجیب الخلقت him in the face. When آپ were 3, what was your grandfather forcing آپ to do?
Me - ...When I was 3, I was sitting in my پالنے, پالنا learning how to take the screws out and escape............

I've had weirder. But, that's one I was asked like 5 mins پہلے :P

Why was that a strange question?

O___o

"I heard farting cows are a cause of global warming. Is that true?"

O____O

I was watchin' a cartoon and a dude asked
"How does the colour blue look likee?"

"Where is your cherry?"


آپ might need a perverted mind in order to know why this crept me the hell out. ._____.

my friend: what are آپ doing?
me: licking my ice-cream.
my friend: licking your what??!!

'' Since you're british, have آپ ever met robert pattinson? ''



*sigh*

This kid named Jacob has a huge crush on me so he asked, "Do آپ want my breadstick?"
Me: "Sure?"
Jacob: "Do آپ wanna suck it?"
Me: -_- No *he walks away* immature....

It was super duper weirddddd...
Guy Friend: Do آپ want a nickel? Cuz u can tickle my pickle!
Me: 0.0
Guy Friend: No I'm just kidding with ya....
Me: آپ BETTER BE!

"What's up your vagina?"

a pervy freshman guy asked me that one time at school cuz I was moving arround uncomfortably. It was actually cuz it was super cold!!! But no, he had to think that...

question: "who broke your arm?"
anwer: "... i did it, im kinda clusy"

Some chick: "Hey, like, Ivan, you're, like, Chinese, right?"
Me: "Japanese, actually. Who are آپ and why do آپ ask?"
Some chick: "Well that's, like, the same thing. So since you're, like, Asian, then آپ must be, like, amazing at math, right?"
Me: "Those two things aren't even relevant. Who are you?"
Some chick: -scoffs- "Whatever!" -walks off-

Three times recently, groups of people had asked my twin sister "Is THAT your boyfriend!?" while i was walking with her.
I guess the similer heights, hair and eye color, and skin tones weren't enough to indicate us being related.

Some girl:can i have your bannana?
Me: *creeps n runs away*
...i rann away couse i didnt have a bannana n if ure eaven a lil perverted u know what she ment سے طرف کی "bannana"....since that دن i run away when i see her....

Prolly the کیلا one. On this club. Just two سوالات down from this one. Because it wasn't actually a question.

"Duu آپ like panty-frogs? .3."

Asked سے طرف کی a kid, Mark, in my science class ._.
Yeah, I don't know either.