What's the weirdest thing one of your دوستوں has ever said?

One day, last سال I think it was, one of my دوستوں Shaun randomly کہا '' have آپ ever thought about what it would be like to have Sex with a dead person? ''. I replied '' um.... NO '', then he کہا '' I have, quite often actually, i was walking past the cemetary and I randomly got a boner, it was so odd ''.


I bet he'll be in jail سے طرف کی the time he's 20.

I was talking to my دوستوں at school, we were sitting down at a table. Then out of no where, my other friend, Davin, runs past us yelling,"Like A Virgin! Touched For The Very First Time!"
That was SO weird O_o

ok so we had this horrible sub, miss bowers, and a bunch of the guys were screwing off.
Hayden (doing inapropriate dances while standing on a desk)

Alec pushes him down and then practically all the guys circled up on him and started pretending to beat him up.

my friend Jenna looks at me and says: that wasnt weird at ALL...

which it really wasnt. the ppl at my school are really odd...

me:what the heck!!!!

friend:we are gonna go all ninja up on them!!!!

me:hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

"I had a dream about the two of آپ guys last night."

Ok well me and my دوستوں were at lunch in tha cafeteria. We're just sitting there talking and my friend John randomly yells out "I AM MAD!" the whole cafeteria goes quiet and it seems everyone is looking at us. Then he says "and French Fries die without a cause." I have no idea what's wrong with that guy! Lolz he's so random and crazy all tha time.

Okay,

Madison: Did آپ know guys can get pregnant?

Me: No.

Madison: It's true. It's found in ages 7 and 45.

Me: Oh really *rolls eyes*

Madison: Mhm, look at this pregnant little boy. *hands picture*

Me: Um. (The picture is of her brother as a kid, he was chubby.)

It wasn't weird, مزید like stupid...

"Together, we can stop graveyard babies"
That's actually probably not the weirdest thing one of my دوستوں has ever کہا but it's one of the many.

Okay so its was one sunny and hot دن and me and my bffs were sitting under a big درخت in my backyard and then my friend/cousins Marquce and he just asked 'Serene why are آپ crazy'and i کہا 'why would آپ wanna know'and he کہا 'well i wonder about آپ sometimes' and he busted out "OMG I AM SURROUND سے طرف کی HOT GIRLS THATS MY BFFS/COUSINS because were his cousins and BFFS and he climbed up the درخت and was screaming 'OMG I AM SURROUNDED سے طرف کی MY HOT COUSINS.YOUR GOING TO MAKE ME TURN GAY SERENE AND IF I TURN GAY I WILL COME BACK AND HAUNT YOU.Me and my other friends/cousins Crizzy (her names Christina)and Jackie looked at him like "WTF? 0_O"

Friend: "I'm terrified of cockroaches. One time I hit one with a fly swatter 15 times and it was still twitching."

Me: "You could just flush it down the toilet."

Friend: "Yeah, but I'm always afraid that they'll crawl back up the toilet."

Me: "They...what? They'll drown!"

Friend: "NO THEY WON'T! They're invincible!"

I love her for that though. :D It was the only one I could think of. All the other ones came from me...

TWO THINGS:

At my locker, putting in my lock combo, when i hear from the سیڑھیاں (behind my locker) "IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M FAT" and it was from a guy BUAHAHAHAH XD

We're really quiet at lunch, when the quitest girl in the grade comes over, sits at our table, and says "I'm as bored as a walrus" XD PAHAHAHA I ALMOST PISSED self

This is مزید awkward than weird but one night I was watching Easy A with my friend Xavier and he کہا "why cant آپ be like that?" I just stared at him and called him an idiot.

There's been a few times:

My دوستوں and I were talking about something kind of serious then, suddenly, one of my دوستوں randomly started singing, "pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows."

My cousins and I were at a ساحل سمندر, بیچ house for my cousin's and my birthdays, and this guy rode سے طرف کی on a bicycle, he looked about 15, and my guy cousin randomly yelled out. "HEY, you. Yeah you... with the face. Your hot!" In a stero-typical gay voice with a lisp. Yeah that was awkward.

My friend is obsessed with the show, Saturday Night Live, so he'll randomly yell out lines from the دکھائیں at the most random times.
"I scream, آپ scream, we all scream for ****** cream!" (you can fill in the blanks).

There has been waaaaaaaaay مزید occasions where my friends' randomness shines, these were just some of the best.

well me and my friend did something weird like one time in front of my دوستوں gf i was eating chocolate i bought and then after i ate the chocolate i sniffed the warper and pretended to be high and so my friend and his gf saw that also and my friend was like did آپ just sniff chocolate i was like lol yeah and so my freind then کہا o-o no تبصرہ

too many to mention

Me: (With my guy friend M.d) Ugh! Do آپ Not Know How to Do Math!!! -shows him-

M.d: -Taking this Guy I Don't Know- Dude your Crazy!

Guy (xD): Whatever آپ Pussy!

M.d: Well I know how to Get Pussy!

Guy: Who?

M.d: -Looks at me-

Me: Shut up! -rolls Eyes- Ok So this is how آپ do that Math Problem.....

Lol xD

That I'm really pretty. o_O
She usually never tells a lie.

My friend practically never says anything that isn't weird, so I suppose the weirdest for her would be: "Hi Sarah."

"My hairs are leggy."

She was very tired and meant to say, "My legs are hairy." XD

well my friend ask me what color was my underwear n i didnt answer that

Many occasions:

1.) We were paired up in Social Studies and I was writing something down. Then, my friend Raleigh goes:

"You're a buttfly."

"What?" I said.

"A buttfly."

"........."

"Ya, I کہا it. What are آپ gonna do about it?"

"You're a bigger one."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."


2.) So in third grade, Raleigh کہا she married a pole. I was there for the wedding (i was the rabbi) and she made out with the pole. A few days later, I caught her making out with a tree.

"Aren't آپ cheating on your husband?" I ask.

"I signed divorce papers." Raleigh says. "Meet my new boyfriend."

To this day, Raleigh is married to her درخت boyfriend Fatbob. Her ex-husband the pole (Skinny Bill) is who she's cheating on Fatbob with. XDDDDD

anytime my دوستوں open their mouths they say something weird. One of the weirdest was when we made a hybrid baby blueprint

Anyway, last سال I was in the school لائبریری with my friend Adam and I was looking at X Files pictures on here of Mulder and Scully's son, William, so I دکھائیں them to Adam. His response: "That is one scary baby." (yeah, of all the X Files creatures, he's scared of William Mulder)

Felix: *shouts at a random girl he doesn't know* hey, girly! i know where آپ live, and i'm gonna follow آپ home!! (he really did!!)

also:

Felix: Julia, my lip is bleeding.

Julia: what do آپ want me to do about it.

Felix: when kids are hurt, آپ kiss it.

Julia: *scoffs* you're my brother.

Felix: exactly!

Joy: let me see?

Felix: *turns arond quickly and kisses Joy then jumps on Brooke's back and they both run away laughing* (Daren, Felix and Brooke set her (Joy) up).

Will آپ take off your pantz for me... and i کہا hellz yes :D...

Ok,this dude in my class wrote a story about a گلہری, جائے وقوع named Dr.Squirrel he read it to the class..wat I'm saying happened during lunch.


Me:Lexi,where's Brennan?

Lexi:How I'm supposed to know.

Then,Brennan walks in.

Me:Hey Brennan


Brennan:*nods his head*

Me:Brennan,did Dr.Squirrel steal your nuts*voice like I was speaking to a baby

Brennans eyes widenned and he spits out his milk

Brennan:WTF,LAUREN?!?!?!?

ok im just gonna say a few OFF THE سب, سب سے اوپر OF MY HEAD

i had a dream about آپ guys last night.

(we were playing i have never)
Kara P.: I have never been dumped i have always been the dumpie

Kara M.: hold on a min. i have to go thu my list

Me:*spit take*

Parke: EWWW آپ SPIT ON ME!!!!!!

*gourp laugh*

Parke: *takes drink of water spits it on me" HA NOW WERE EVEN

Kara M.'s g-ma: GO TO بستر یا BE QUIET ALL OF YOU


Someone 2 me: YOUR DATING OBAMA!!!!!!!! OMG I HAD NO IDEA آپ WERE LIKE THAT

ok last one. i was at lunch and my friend was on her monthly and didn't have any thing. she asked around the میز, جدول no1 had any thing for her. friend stands on chair and yell to the whole caf asking for a pad. every1 at our table's face went red

now rember thoes were off the سب, سب سے اوپر of my head if i actully thought about it i would have came up with better ones.

new one!
i was camping with my cousin jillian and her friend christina and we were sitting سے طرف کی the آگ کے, آگ with my dad and aunt at like 1:00am.so i bring up the new season of degrassi, then we start talking about fiona being a lesbian and adam being an FTM[not in a bad way,though]but it became akward when my dad and aunt starting giving a lecture about stuff involving that.here we go:

michaela[me]:have آپ guys watched the new season of degrassi
christina:ya,i love that show,who's your fav character
michaela:either eli یا fiona
christina:i used to love eli,but he started to scare me after a while.fiona is awesome,d' ya know she's a lesbian
michaela:yep.i respect that she's proud to be who she is and that she doesn't hide it
jillian:i think adam is a cool character
christina:the transgender guy?he's one of my faves
my aunt:ya know the whole thing with being gay یا lesbian shouldn't be something to be ashamed of.i don't believe there's such thing as being bi;you're either straight یا آپ aren't.not that i have anything against them

that conversation akwardly went on for about 20 minutes.it peaked when christina shouted"I KNOW A SHMAN[as in transgender].we gave her a LOLWTF look




.......then we started talking bout the final destination فلمیں after jilly took a pic of christina and it look like her face was on fire.it was so weird.

we went back to our trailer than proceeded to dance to the following songs and jilly's آئی پوڈ, ipod touch:
-whip my hair
-grow a pear
-peacock
-rude boy
-s&m

آپ can see how some of those songs can lead to akward convos.good thing us 3 were the only ones awake.

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