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one دن i was feeling bored so i took a trip to paris. i got there سے طرف کی riding on a plane. when i got there i decided to stop at the store and سے طرف کی myself some beer. on my way ہوم i met a hot boy which was rather retarded but that's ok because i had my gun with me. when i got ہوم i took a nice شاور and fell asleep dreaming of pirates eating chicken wings

One دن I was feeling bored so I took a trip to Juliette's house I got there سے طرف کی riding on a skateboard. When I got there I decided to stop at the store and buy myself some beef jerky. On my way ہوم I met a girl which was rather weird but that's ok because I had my cell phone with me. When I got ہوم I took a nice nap and fell asleep dreaming of my story i just made, answering AaaaaGirlygirl's "question"

One دن I was feeling BORED so I took a trip to DETROIT I got there سے طرف کی riding on a CAMEL. When I got there I decided to stop at the store and buy some چیری, آلو بالو NOS. On my way ہوم I met a MAN which was rather UGLY but that's ok because I had my BLINDFOLD with me. When I got ہوم I took a nice شاور and fell asleep dreaming of JAYME.

One دن I was feeling ITCHY so I took a trip to MC.DONALDS I got there سے طرف کی riding on a DICK. When I got there I decided to stop at the store and buy myself some DONUTS. On my way ہوم I met a Poop which was rather SMELLY but that's okay, because I had my SNUGGLE AIR FRESHENER with me. When I got ہوم I took a nice SHIT and fell asleep dreaming of RONALD MC.DONALD.