tell me a joke please?

i'm soooo bored :(
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so this girl is in class and the teacher says that its not possible for a وہیل, حوت to نگلنا someone and the girl says i'll ask Jonah when i go to heaven. then the teacher says what if he went to hell, the girl says to the teacher, then آپ can ask him
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Renesmee_XD said:
I love this one:

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One دن the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF آپ STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE مزید TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"

The Teacher fainted.

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yeah i heard it before lol its soooooo funny XD
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hahhahahaha LOL it's very funny
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xoPixie-Popxo said:
How do crazy people travel?
They take the psycho-path!


I know it sucks....lol
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lol no it doesnt suck
jaybob posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
Lightning98 said:
Knock... Knock
Who's there?
apple
سیب, ایپل who
apple
سیب, ایپل who
apple
سیب, ایپل WHO?
BANNANA!
ok...
*eyeryone laughs*


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lol
jaybob posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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ahhahahaha
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babbytreegrowth said:
There were 5 people on a plane.
The president. The first lady. A Boy Scout. The pilot. And a random guy, I guess he could be the security guard.

Something went wrong with the controls so the pilot کہا they would have to jump off the plane with the parachutes.

The problem was that there were only 4 parachutes and 5 people.
So the first lady grabs a parachute and jumps. The president grabs one and jumps. After they are off the plane, the pilot looks on the floor as he and the Boy Scout are about to hook up their gear together and says,
"Wait a minute. There were only 4 parachutes and the first lady and the president both took one, so why are there 3 parachutes and not 2?"
The Boy Scout looks up at the pilot and smiles, "The president took my backpack."
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hahahaha XD
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piperleoforever said:
That awkward moment when Selena Gomez tells "Who Says your not perfect" and Miley جوابات with "NOBODY'S PERFECT"
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 That awkward moment when Selena Gomez tells "Who Says your not perfect" and Miley جوابات with "NOBODY'S PERFECT"
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what a کتیا, کتيا i hate selena pfff
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That awkward moment when someone makes a joke about how your post wasnt funny.
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HarleyQuinn1 said:
The icecream joke

I scream
U scream
then the cops come
Why r u screaming?
Cuz of Icecream
then the cops arrest the icecream
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 The icecream joke I scream U scream then the cops come Why r u screaming? Cuz of Icecream then the cops arrest the icecream
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