What's your پسندیدہ one liner jokes?

It can be a made up joke یا from a tv show... If it's a tv دکھائیں pls say which one :)
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Protegemoi said:
Anything from Groucho Marx.
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What's that?
Rohini101 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Who, not what.
Bananaaddict posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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It's a person? okay... who is that? better? lol
Rohini101 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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^ Like, the awesomest comedian of all time. He was from a few decades back. Quite a few.
rapunzeleah123 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
Chaann94 said:
"You're like one of those lab rats that push the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies!" -Sam Winchester, Supernatural

x3
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lol
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Hahahha supernatural(especialy the quotes) FTW!!!!!
Insane4ever posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
marinapatrishia said:
Hey, آپ dropped something..What?..Your dignity
XD its Hannah Montana i think
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Lol I remember that! It is Hannah Montana... I think Miley کہا it to Lilly, not to sure
Rohini101 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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XDD oh yeah
marinapatrishia posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
Insane4ever said:
"that was so stupid آپ made me stop drinking,and start again!!!"
i made that one up.....i hope......i didnt steel it did i?!!!!??? *starts panicing and running in circles*
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Lol nope I think its all U hahaha
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peterslover said:
"Ah a joke, a story with a humorous climax". Says Mr. Spock from سٹار, ستارہ Trek TOS.
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 "Ah a joke, a story with a humorous climax". Says Mr. Spock from سٹار, ستارہ Trek TOS.
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Lmao XD
Rohini101 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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SPOCK! Lol
rapunzeleah123 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
Bond_Of_Fury said:
"My GUN'S bigger than yours!" - Duke Nukem
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 "My GUN'S bigger than yours!" - Duke Nukem
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rapunzeleah123 said:
The only joke here is the fact that آپ actually ASKED for a joke XD
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lol it's all a joke hehe
Rohini101 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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XDXDXDXD I can't stop ROFLing...
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