imma get a job as a walmart greeter ,my words of welcome will be..."Welcome to freaking walmart! Get ur sh*t and get the hell out!!" OR........... 4RM TVDS BOOKS
(throwing a درخت out of a forest in a wild display of power) Damon; I didn't like it there anyway.
.....OR........... (denying the attack of Vickie Bennett) ELENA; The cemetery, remember? The ruined church? The girl آپ left wandering around there in her slip? DAMON; Sorry, no. And I usually do remember girls I leave wandering in their slips
city of fallen angel *simon* is this one of those keep your دوستوں close but enimys closer things? *jace* i thought the saying was keep your دوستوں close so آپ have someone to drive the car when آپ sneak over to their house at night and throw up in their mail box *simon* i'm pretty sure thats not it ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OR~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TVD *damon* dont talk now *tyler* screw آپ dude *damon* dude really dude. *stefan* damon don't *damon* o c'mon whose gonna miss this idiot lololololololol :D
"This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated."-Real Genius (An 80s movie)
[after many takes - and many spoonfuls of Vitameatavegamin (containing alcohol)] Lucy Ricardo: Well, I'm your Vitavigavegivat Girl. Are آپ tired, run down, listless? Do آپ pop out at parties? Are آپ unpoopular? [pause] Lucy Ricardo: Well, are you? The answer to all your problems is in this little ol' bottle, Vitameatavegamin. [Checks the bottle label] Lucy Ricardo: That's it. Vitameatavegamin contains vitamins, meat, megetables and vinerals. So why don't آپ شامل میں the thousands of happy peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitaveatyvemeanyminimoe. I'll tell آپ what آپ have to do. آپ have to take a whole tablespoonful after every meal. It's so tasty too. It's just like candy. [Takes a bit of time, if not too much, trying to sample the liquid. Finally... ] Lucy Ricardo: So everybody get a bottle of... [pointing at the bottle] Lucy Ricardo: this stuff. -I Love Lucy
Trust me on this, but I Love Lucy is one of the funniest shows ever
"The clinic doctor just got stabbed in the parking lot and we're out of gauze. Is it cool if i take lunch?" "This place is crushing my soul"- Random clinic nurse and Elliot from Scrubs
"NEVER underestimate the power of your own stupidity." One of my دوستوں کہا this after trying to jump over somebody in the parking lot, and ended up with a bruised foot, sprained thumb, and most of the skin scraped off both knees. "WHY ARE آپ WEARING PANTS?!" A guy in my class blurted this out after seeing my other friend wearing jeans when it was 80 degrees outside.
My motto-Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag آپ down to his level and beat آپ with experience. پسندیدہ my friend told me-Well,aren't we a کرن, رے of fucking sunshine. My favorite-The last thing I want to do is hurt you.But it's still on the list.
From my boyfriend. We were talking about writing (I love writing stories and such) and he said, "My writing is like stabbing the English language repeatedly until it cries painful tears and wishes I had no command over it." I had a true lmao moment after that one. XD