Most Funny Quote ever?

Post what آپ think is the funniest quote ever!

سہارا (worthless, dust collectors, but cyber fun!) for those who I like!
 E_M_LoVeRFaN posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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sarabeara said:
"I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse."

It's not really a quote, but it used to be my motto. Oh well. *shrug*
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LOL heard that one before, but used on Justin Bieber. Yet I totally hate it in the way of defending gays.
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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It's just not right to use gay as an insult, then turn that into a joke.
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Yeah well, neither is using the N word, yet people do that all the time.
boolander25 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
goodfeelings777 said:
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid"

In my opinion is true X3
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LOL سہارا
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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<3
black_magics posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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LOL awesome!!
kenzichu posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
adultswimperson said:
"See no shit, hear no shit, take no shit.:)"
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tdafan121 said:
From Fruits Basket:

Shigure: ♪High school girls, high school girls! All for me! High school girls!
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. . . That was funny?
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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It's funnier when he sings it.
tdafan121 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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go fruits basket!! *poof* o my. where ever could my clothes be?
RobinFan360 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
BB2010 said:
SCREW THE MONEY I HAVE RULES

...wait let me try that again
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. . .
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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it's funny if آپ knew where I got that from
BB2010 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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i know where u got it from and i thought it was funny
JudyNails posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Seto is so epic! X3
Bananaaddict posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
Lolly4me2 said:
:D
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LOL aw
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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LOL XD
pumpkinqueen posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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LOL سہارا
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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lol
2dolphn97 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
rapunzeleah123 said:
When I was born I was so surprised that I didn't talk for a سال and a half.
--Gracie Allen
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TDIFan960 said:
Looks like the rules... just got screwed
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....
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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^ I don't really care about your "..." I like it and i am sticking to it.
TDIFan960 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Lol!
nocofangirl218 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
kenzichu said:
driver picks the موسیقی shotgun shuts his cakehole - dean winchester
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Me_Iz_Here said:
"I lay in بستر looking up at the stars and a thought comes to me; where the heck is the ceiling?"

"When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like Grandfather did. Not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants."

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself; everyone can see it, but only آپ can feel the warm feeling it brings."
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. . . link
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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^yep.
Me_Iz_Here posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
black_magics said:
imma get a job as a walmart greeter ,my words of welcome will be..."Welcome to freaking walmart! Get ur sh*t and get the hell out!!"
OR...........
4RM TVDS BOOKS

(throwing a درخت out of a forest in a wild display of power)
Damon; I didn't like it there anyway.

.....OR...........
(denying the attack of Vickie Bennett)
ELENA; The cemetery, remember? The ruined church? The girl آپ left wandering around there in her slip?
DAMON; Sorry, no. And I usually do remember girls I leave wandering in their slips
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nt a quotes bt... wateves
black_magics posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
2dolphn97 said:
city of fallen angel
*simon* is this one of those keep your دوستوں close but enimys closer things?
*jace* i thought the saying was keep your دوستوں close so آپ have someone to drive the car when آپ sneak over to their house at night and throw up in their mail box
*simon* i'm pretty sure thats not it
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OR~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
TVD
*damon* dont talk now
*tyler* screw آپ dude
*damon* dude really dude.
*stefan* damon don't
*damon* o c'mon whose gonna miss this idiot
lololololololol :D
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<3
black_magics posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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instead of their it should b enemys
2dolphn97 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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also TVD *stefan* coffee is your best friend
2dolphn97 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
dustfinger said:
"This? This is ice. This is what happens to water when it gets too cold. This? This is Kent. This is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustrated."-Real Genius (An 80s movie)

[after many takes - and many spoonfuls of Vitameatavegamin (containing alcohol)]
Lucy Ricardo: Well, I'm your Vitavigavegivat Girl. Are آپ tired, run down, listless? Do آپ pop out at parties? Are آپ unpoopular?
[pause]
Lucy Ricardo: Well, are you? The answer to all your problems is in this little ol' bottle, Vitameatavegamin.
[Checks the bottle label]
Lucy Ricardo: That's it. Vitameatavegamin contains vitamins, meat, megetables and vinerals. So why don't آپ شامل میں the thousands of happy peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitaveatyvemeanyminimoe. I'll tell آپ what آپ have to do. آپ have to take a whole tablespoonful after every meal. It's so tasty too. It's just like candy.
[Takes a bit of time, if not too much, trying to sample the liquid. Finally... ]
Lucy Ricardo: So everybody get a bottle of...
[pointing at the bottle]
Lucy Ricardo: this stuff.
-I Love Lucy

Trust me on this, but I Love Lucy is one of the funniest shows ever


"The clinic doctor just got stabbed in the parking lot and we're out of gauze. Is it cool if i take lunch?" "This place is crushing my soul"- Random clinic nurse and Elliot from Scrubs

vv this is pretty funny too
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LOL i love red v. blue
2dolphn97 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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yeah its great
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POPclogger216 said:
"NEVER underestimate the power of your own stupidity."
One of my دوستوں کہا this after trying to jump over somebody in the parking lot, and ended up with a bruised foot, sprained thumb, and most of the skin scraped off both knees.
"WHY ARE آپ WEARING PANTS?!"
A guy in my class blurted this out after seeing my other friend wearing jeans when it was 80 degrees outside.

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LunaShay said:
My motto-Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag آپ down to his level and beat آپ with experience.
پسندیدہ my friend told me-Well,aren't we a کرن, رے of fucking sunshine.
My favorite-The last thing I want to do is hurt you.But it's still on the list.

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Bananaaddict said:
"The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object."
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sunflowerchild said:
From my boyfriend. We were talking about writing (I love writing stories and such) and he said,
"My writing is like stabbing the English language repeatedly until it cries painful tears and wishes I had no command over it."
I had a true lmao moment after that one. XD
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nocofangirl218 said:
*Total Drama World Tour*
Noah: Haha! Cody has a tiny sausage!
Cody; At least my team has a sausage!

*One I've heard some-where*
I can be spontaneous! Just as long as it's in a controled enviorment....

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