WHat will آپ do if آپ found a talking apple?

Yell "KNIFE!"

i'd scrame and cry to my mommy!! lol یا i'll just eat it.

Duhh,I would do this:

Simply just eat it

Talk to it for a little while....then I'd eat it

Give it a slow, painful death...What?! *innocent look*

Become Friends, then when it wasn't looking i would make it into سیب, ایپل pie!!!!! >:D

Call Mrs. The MOST Annoying مالٹا, نارنگی of All The Oranges ever =.=

I have 4 choices:

1. Throw it to the garbage bin, 'cause if it ever says anything rude, then we all know it is one rotten apple.

2. Leave it lying all exposed on the soil. Since it cannot walk, I'll let tiny worms feed on it. They need it مزید than I do.

3. Talk to it and then maybe give it to my neighbor who loves making سیب, ایپل pies.

4. I'll eat it, 'cause I know there is no such thing as a talking apple.