The one about being "cursed with ugly for 5 years" if آپ didnt post it to like 15 peoples facebook walls. I only گیا کیا پوسٹ that one back to the person who put it on my دیوار and other random people to be nice, because it says something about the "15 prettiest girls" on your list. I'd be okay with it if it weren't for the being cursed with ugly thing, seriously? just wow.
One where there's some guy who claims to be the President of the United States, asking money for his campaign. But this guy doesn't know what the name of the President is, he goes the عنوان President Barack O'Donald!