How many ways could u die right now? (srry itz a dare :P)

hmmmm do آپ mean like the place آپ are in right at the moment?

- دل attack
- earthquake
- electrocution(from the computer)
- chocking
AND THE WORST ONE: I COULD DIE OF... boredom xD

Over-exposure to my Laptop's radiation.

...Or...Just over-exposure to 'Bang Bang' سے طرف کی کرسی, آرام کرسی Cynics.

headesk*>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hit ur head on computer میز, جدول after reading question.......oh!i am dying

There's a lot ways to end up dead. The fact that we survive it all is a miracle. Because every دن we live, we face...1000 ways to die.

آپ set me up for saying that. Admit it.

دل attack, electrocution, struck سے طرف کی lightening, bring shot in the head, choked to death, punching your hand through the computer screne cause it didn't work, an ax murder comes an chops ur head off, tornado, hurricane, earthquake, terrorist bomb your house; need I go on?

1. دل attack
2. diabetic coma (if diabetic)
3. gun shot/stab wound
4. electrocution
5. being burnt alive (if آپ smoke یا your computer is near an open flame like a fire)
6. choking on something آپ ate/drank/laughter
7. burst kidneys and bladder from holding it in too long as you're too lazy to get off the computer in case 'i miss something'

...i can't think of anything else at the moment XD